Cait Sith:

BRRRRRRIIIIIINNNNG!

I sprung up from my bed. I groggily checked my alarm clock. It read 7:00 in shinning bright red letters. I growled as I threw the clock against the wall, and went back to sleep.

Later, my eyes peeled open. I looked at my clock. It was it a few pieces. I needed to know the time. I looked outside. The sun was rising. It was nearly noon. I yawned, and made my way to the kitchen to have a bowl of chocolate chip ice cream with gummi bears for breakfast.

There are many people who aren't blessed to be able to do things I do. They have to wake up at 6:30, and eat a quick healthy breakfast. For example.....hmmmm.....let's say........ ROSEIDOUS! Granted, he had just been deleted by Jeff in the great battle of Albuquerque, but he had to get back in time to go to school, because unlike me, he was not on Spring Break. Mwhahahaha!!!!

Anyway, I slipped on some clothes that I'd never be able to wear to school. Ah, the freedom! I jumped on my X7000 Hoverboard, and decided to pay Rosey a visit...

It was a long and grueling trip, all the way from Hollywood, but I made it.

There I stood, in the dense fog, staring at the building where Roseidous gets educated. But I couldn't go on much longer. I needed sometihng to drink.

I looked at my watch. It was about lunch in Rosey time. I zoomed in the cafeteria and quickly spotted Rosey-boy. It wasn't hard. He was the only boy with Roses in his hair. No really. Roses was in his hair! She hadn't been cut-off from the net! She got stuck when they were deleted by Jeff!

I needed to find some help...somewhere...to rescue her. So I went to the Principal's office.

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