Name

Associated With

Appears In

Description

Akis

Ilinana

The Tri-Leaders, The Saga of John, The Saga of John 1.5, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

A pet that can polymorph

Al Broker

Tri-Leaders

The Saga of Ann Chovi, The Tri-Leaders, Christmas at Ann's Moonbase, Rosey's Birthday Book, Holli's Birthday Surprise, A Tri-Leader Wedding, To the Barricades, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

A two-headed monkey robot, likes accounting and gambling.

Aldrea

None

The Novel

Innocent bystander

Aftran

None

The Novel

Innocent bystander

AniDog

None

EVIL Elementary, The Novel

Often transformed into other animals

Ann Chovi

Tri-Leaders

EVIL Elementary, The Origin, The Saga of Ann Chovi, Plan Take Over the World, The Tri-Leaders, Adventures in Time and Space, A World Where Women Rule, The Trial of Roseidous, The Good, the Bad, the Abnormal, The Saga of John, Christmas at Ann's Moonbase, The Saga of John 1.5, Rosey's Birthday Book, Holli's Birthday Surprise, A Tri-Leader Wedding, the Newlywed Game, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

Technological genius of the Tri-Leaders, has a Moonbase and some pointy sticks.Creator of the "special" Oreo cookies.

Annie Wilkes

EVIL Elementary

EVIL Elementary

School nurse

Arkan

Ilinana

The Tri-Leaders, The Saga of John, The Saga of John 1.5, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

A pet that can polymorph

Aunt Mae Chovy

Ann Chovi

The Saga of Ann Chovi

Aunt Mae is Ann's...um...aunt, Jan's Mother

Aunt Martha

Ann Chovi

A Tri-Leader Wedding, The Novel

Annís aunt from the other side of the family

Bambi

Silent Jim

The Novel

The girlfriend in Florida

Bertha

Vinnie

The Origin

The Bearded Lady

Bill Gates

EVIL Elementary

EVIL Elementary

Principal

Billy Jo

Tri-Leaders

The Tri-Leaders, The Trial of Roseidous, The Saga of John, Christmas at Ann's Moonbase, Rosey's Birthday Book, Holli's Birthday Surprise, A Tri-Leader Wedding, the Newlywed Game, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

A security squirrel

Bubba

Tri-Leaders

The Origin, The Tri-Leaders, Christmas at Ann's Moonbase, Rosey's Birthday Book, Holli's Birthday Surprise, A Tri-Leader Wedding, the Newlywed Game, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

A giant Emperor penguin

Bunny

Roseidous

EVIL Elementary, Intermission, The RHTRCJPB Saga

A dead bunny

Cait

Pizza Boys

EVIL Elementary, The Saga of TAS-Man, The RHTRCJPB Saga, Plan Take Over the World, The Tri-Leaders, Adventures in Time and Space, A World Where Women Rule, The Trial of Roseidous, The Good, the Bad, the Abnormal, Holli's Birthday Surprise, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

Cait, or Cait-Dog, TAS-man's best friend, usually comes up with heroic rescue plans but never gets the credit.

Chris

None

EVIL Elementary, Plan Take Over the World

An innocent bystander

Cole Slaw

None

To the Barricades

Leader of the coal mines

Corrozus

Ilinana

The Tri-Leaders, The Saga of John, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

A pet that can polymorph

Crayak

Tri-Leaders

The RHTRCJPB Saga, Plan Take Over the World, Adventures in Time and Space, A World Where Women Rule, The Good, The Bad, The Abnormal

Fourth Dimensional Being

Crystal Freeze

Justice League

The Novel

Can freeze anything

Cyrena

Ann Chovi

The Saga of Ann Chovi

Girl in high school

Dahjo

None

EVIL Elementary, Intermission, The Albuquerque Saga, The Trial of Roseidous

A mostly innocent bystander, creator of the original spy cam

Damon

Ilinana

The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, Chasing Ebony

A vampire

Dark Shadow

John

The Saga of John 1.5, A Tri-Leader Wedding, To the Barricades, Chasing Ebony

A spy and a traitor

Darth Vader

EVIL Elementary

EVIL Elementary

Second Grade

Dr. Lansky

Katherine

The Saga of John 1.5

Mr. Therapist's real name

Draco Malfoy

EVIL Elementary

EVIL Elementary

Fifth grade student

Drew

Justice League

The Novel

Computer specialist

Ebony Trester

John

EVIL Elementary, The Origin, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

Katherine's mother, the love of John's life

Ed

None

The Tri-Leaders

Supermarket Clerk

Fabio!

None

The Novel

AniDogís Identity for the Prom

Fitey

None

Intermission, The Albuquerque Saga, The Tri-Leaders, The Saga of John, The Saga of John, 1.5, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation

Ilinana's split personality, very scary, we don't talk about her anymore

Fluffer McKitty

None

The Novel

Innocent bystander

Fred

Justice League

The Novel

Xiao's shadow, likes to consume people's souls

Furyion

Ilinana

The Tri-Leaders, The Saga of John 1.5, A Tri-Leader Wedding, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

A pet that can polymorph

George

Clown Quartet

The Origin, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, Chasing Ebony

Clown

Gina Chovi

Ann Chovi

The Saga of Ann Chovi

Annís mother

Gollum

EVIL Elementary

EVIL Elementary

Janitor

Goober

John

The Origin, The Tri-Leaders, The Saga of John, The Saga of John 1.5, A Tri-Leader Wedding, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

The best lackey

Grandma Chovi

Ann Chovi

The Saga of Ann Chovi

Annís Grandma

Guilianna

None

The Albuquerque Saga

Sent to deliver a message

Holli

Tri-Leaders

EVIL Elementary, Intermission, The Saga of TAS-Man, The RHTRCJPB Saga, The Tri-Leaders, Plan Take Over the World, Adventures in Time and Space, A World Where Women Rule, The Trial of Roseidous, The Good, the Bad, the Abnormal, The Saga of John, Christmas at Ann's Moonbase, The Saga of John 1.5, Rosey's Birthday Book, Holli's Birthday Surprise, A Tri-Leader Wedding, the Newlywed Game, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

Likes driving, boys, duct tape, and fire

Ian Hain

John

EVIL Elementary, The Origin, The Tri-Leaders, A World Where Women Rule, The Saga of John, The Saga of John 1.5, Rosey's Birthday Book, Holli's Birthday Surprise, A Tri-Leader Wedding, The Newlywed Game, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

King of Unparalled Nastiness, deserves the title

Ilinana

John

EVIL Elementary, The Saga of John, The Saga of John 1.5, A Tri-Leader Wedding, To The Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

Used to be Fitey, but we don't speak of that anymore, just wants the credit she deserves

Jafar

EVIL Elementary

EVIL Elementary

Fourth Grade

Jaina

Tri-Leaders

The RHTRCJPB Saga, Plan Take Over the World, Adventures in Time and Space, A World Where Women Rule,

A spy from a foreign country, no one knows where she is now

Jake

Ilinana

The Saga of John, The Saga of John 1.5

Ili's personal supplier

Jan Chovy

John

The Saga of Ann Chovi, A Tri-Leader Wedding, The Newlywed Game, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

Ann's twin cousin, Ian's girlfriend

Jan Girl "JG"

None

EVIL Elementary

Student

Jay

EVIL Elementary

EVIL Elementary

Lunchroom

Jeff

None, and proud of it

The Albuquerue Saga, To the Barricades, The Novel

Leader of the Morphz messageboard, is tired of the Tri-Leaders and John using him

Jetter

Tyrael

A Tri-Leader Wedding

Airplane

John

Clown Quartet

The Origin

Clown

John, Lord of Darkness (dramatic reverb)

None

A Tri-Leader Wedding

John's effeminate neighbor

John, Lord of Darkness (dum dumm duummm!!!)

John

EVIL Elementary, The Origin, The Tri-Leaders, A World Where Women Rule, The Trial of Roseidous, The Saga of John, The Saga of John 1.5, Rosey's Birthday Book, Holli's Birthday Surprise, A Tri-Leader Wedding, the Newlywed Game, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

An insane teenager just trying to take over the world.That's all he wants.Is it so much to ask?

Josh

None

Plan Take Over the World

Mostly innocent bystander

Julia

None

To the Barricades, the Musical

Music Nazi, Conductor

Kari

Ann Chovi

The Novel

Annís cousin from the other side of the family

Katherine

Tri-Leaders or John

EVIL Elementary, The Origin, Plan Take Over the World, The Tri-Leaders, Adventures in Time and Space, A World Where Women Rule, The Trial of Roseidous, The Good, the Bad, the Abnormal, The Saga of John, The Saga of John 1.5, Holli's Birthday Surprise, A Tri-Leader Wedding, The Newlywed Game, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

John's daughter...long story...alternates between being "good" and "evil"

Keebler Elves

Ann Chovi

The Saga of Ann Chovi

Annís teachers

Kelly

Tyrael

The Albuquerque Saga

Overseas correspondent

Kit Majere

Ilinana

EVIL Elementary

Fourth Grade Student

Korril

Ilinana

The Tri-Leaders, The Saga of John 1.5, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

A pet that can polymorph

Leroy

John

The Origin, The Tri-Leaders, The Saga of John, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

Monkey

Lone

None

EVIL Elementary, Intermission, The Albuquerque Saga, A World Where Women Rule, A Tri-Leader Wedding

The owner of the sexy orange hat, doesn't want to be involved with the crazy people

Midnight Chatter

Justice League

The Novel

Talks constantly to confuse enemies

Miss Ligeia

EVIL Elementary

EVIL Elementary

Music

Molly

Tri-Leaders and John

The Origin, Chasing Ebony

Wayward Time Traveler, Mother of Roses, Ann, Roseidous, and John

Mom

None

The Tri-Leaders

Owns the Grocery Store in town.

Monsieur LeStat

EVIL Elementary

EVIL Elementary

Third Grade

Mr. Crayak

EVIL Elementary

EVIL Elementary

Art

Mr. Fred Rogers

EVIL Elementary

EVIL Elementary

Kindergarten

Mr. Packard

Tri-Leaders

The Tri-Leaders, Christmas at Ann's Moonbase, Rosey's Birthday Book, Holli's Birthday Surprise, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

Mailman

Mr. The Rapist

Katherine

The Saga of John 1.5

therapist

Ms. Agatha Trunchbull

EVIL Elementary

EVIL Elementary

Gym

Murray

EVIL Elementary

EVIL Elementary

Attic Dweller

Murry

Tri-Leaders

The Tri-Leaders,Christmas at Ann's Moonbase, Rosey's Birthday Book, Holli's Birthday Surprise, A Tri-Leader Wedding, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

Demonic possessed skull from the underworld

Netic

Justice League

The Novel

controls magnetism

Nothlit

Pizza Boys

EVIL Elementary, Intermission, Plan Take Over the World, The Tri-Leaders, Adventures in Time and Space, A World Where Women Rule, The Trial of Roseidous, Holli's Birthday Surprise, A Tri-Leader Wedding, the Newlywed Game, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

The serious, intelligent type, wonders why he ever got involved.

Oliver Chovi

Ann Chovi

The Saga of Ann Chovi

Annís father

OMEGA

None

A World Where Women Rule, The Good, the Bad, the Abnormal, A Tri-Leader Wedding, The Newlywed Game

Fourth Dimensional being

Oreo Avenger

Justice League

The Novel

Makes cookies.Yes, like Ann.

Pam

Ilinana

The Saga of John, The Saga of John 1.5

Ili used to live under her lake.

Paul

Clown Quartet

The Origin, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, Chasing Ebony

Clown

Pen

Tri-Leaders

The RHTRCJPB Saga, Plan Take Over the World, the Good, the Bad, the Abnormal

Actually a Pen/cil nothlit

Phred Felps

None

The Tri-Leaders on Vacation

Religious zealot

Pop

None

The Tri-Leaders

Owns the Grocery Store in town

Pr Crew

None

A World Where Women Rule

Businessman.Will sell you anything.How about a watch?Rolex?

Professor Severus Snape

EVIL Elementary

EVIL Elementary

Fifth Grade

Randall

John

The Origin, The Saga of John 1.5, To The Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

A ticked-off tiki

Randall Flagg

EVIL Elementary

EVIL Elementary

Secretary

Raven

Justice League

The Novel

Can walk through walls or anything else

Richard Simmons

None

The Trial of Roseidous

The guilty one

Ringo

Tri-Leaders and John

The Origin, Chasing Ebony

The Eternally Happy, former clown, father of Roses, Ann, Roseidous, and John

Rob

None

The Tri-Leaders

Owns the hardware store

Ron Dayvoo

Ann Chovi

The Saga of Ann Chovi

Ann's friend

Roseidous

Tri-Leaders

EVIL Elementary, The Origin, Intermission, The Albuquerque Saga, The Saga of TAS-Man, The RHTRCJPB Saga, Plan Take Over the World, The Tri-Leaders, Adventures in Time and Space, A World Where Women Rule, The Trial of Roseidous, The Good, the Bad, the Abnormal, The Saga of John, Christmas at Ann's Moonbase, The Saga of John 1.5, Rosey's Birthday Book, Holli's Birthday Surprise, A Tri-Leader Wedding, the Newlywed Game, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

Best looking guy who ever lived.Or so he says.

Roses

Tri-Leaders

EVIL Elementary, The Origin, Intermission, The Albuquerque Saga, The Saga of TAS-Man, The RHTRCJPB Saga, The Saga of Ann Chovi, Plan Take Over the World, The Tri-Leaders, Adventures in Time and Space, A World Where Women Rule, The Trial of Roseidous, The Good, the Bad, the Abnormal, The Saga of John, Christmas at Ann's Moonbase, The Saga of John 1.5, Rosey's Birthday Book, Holli's Birthday Surprise, A Tri-Leader Wedding, the Newlywed Game, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

The oldest of the Tri-Leaders, has a temper, watch out for the whip

Rosma Galak

Justice League

The Novel

Invisibility

Rubeus Hagrid

EVIL Elementary

EVIL Elementary

First Grade

Sally

Tri-Leaders

The Tri-Leaders, A World Where Women Rule,Christmas at Ann's Moonbase, the Saga of John 1.5, Rosey's Birthday Book, Holli's Birthday Surprise, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

Blow-up Doll

Satan

EVIL Elementary

EVIL Elementary

Vice Principal

Sauron

EVIL Elementary

EVIL Elementary

Sixth Grade

Scarlett Fyre

Justice League

The Novel

Sings to catch things on fire

Seth

None

A Tri-Leader Wedding

Cashier at Chuck E. Cheese

Silent Bob

EVIL Elementary

EVIL Elementary

Lunchroom

Silent Jim Dixon

John

EVIL Elementary, The Origin, The Tri-Leaders, A World Where Women Rule,The Saga of John 1.5, Rosey's Birthday Book, Holli's Birthday Surprise, A Tri-Leader Wedding, The Newlywed Game, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

He's like MacGuyver!No!He's better than MacGuyver!

Stan

Tri-Leaders

The Saga of Ann Chovi, The Tri-Leaders, The Trial of Roseidous, Christmas at Ann's Moonbase, The Saga of John 1.5, Rosey's Birthday Book, Holli's Birthday Surprise, A Tri-Leader Wedding, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

Ferret/weasel

Studmuffin

Justice League

The Novel

Uses his chi as a weapon

Super Shibes

Justice League

The Novel

Fights evil with shadiness

Supermodel Clones

Tri-Leaders

The Tri-Leaders, Christmas at Ann's Moonbase, Rosey's Birthday Book, Holli's Birthday Surprise, To the Barricades, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

Supermodel Clones

Tails

Tri-Leaders

EVIL Elementary, Intermission, The Albuquerque Saga, Plan Take Over the World, The Tri-Leaders, Adventures in Time and Space, A World Where Women Rule, The Trial of Roseidous, The Good, the Bad, the Abnormal, The Saga of John, Christmas at Ann's Moonbase, The Saga of John 1.5, Rosey's Birthday Book, Holli's Birthday Surprise, A Tri-Leader Wedding, the Newlywed Game, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

Youngest Tri-Leader, likes handcuffs and rope

Tamara

Katherine

EVIL Elementary

Kindergarten Student

Tangerine Hologram Watch

None

The Albuquerque Saga, The Saga of John 1.5

Burger King Toy, All-Knowing Entity

TAS

Pizza Boys

EVIL Elementary, The Saga of TAS-Man, The RHTRCJPB Saga, Plan Take Over the World, The Tri-Leaders, Adventures in Time and Space, A World Where Women Rule, The Trial of Roseidous, The Good, the Bad, the Abnormal, Holli's Birthday Surprise, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

TAS or TAS-man, addicted to video games, mountain dew, and saving the world

TAS's Mommy

None

The Saga of TAS-man, Plan Take Over the World

The greatest Mommy in the whole world

Tina

None

The Novel

Innocent Bystander

Todd

Pizza Boys

EVIL Elementary, The Tri-Leaders, Holli's Birthday Surprise, A Tri-Leader Wedding, The Newlywed Game, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

He can be there in 20 minutes or less

Twisk

Justice League

The Novel

Controls water

Tyrael

Tri-Leaders

EVIL Elementary, Intermission, The Albuquerque Saga, The Saga of TAS-Man, The RHTRCJPB Saga, Plan Take Over the World, The Tri-Leaders, Adventures in Time and Space, A World Where Women Rule, The Trial of Roseidous, The Good, the Bad, the Abnormal, The Saga of John, Christmas at Ann's Moonbase, The Saga of John 1.5, Rosey's Birthday Book, Holli's Birthday Surprise, A Tri-Leader Wedding, the Newlywed Game, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

A Junior Tri-Leader, is not really evil

Umar

None

EVIL Elementary, The Newlywed Game, The Novel

Innocent Bystander...or is he?

Uncle Ben Chovy

Ann Chovi

The Saga of Ann Chovi

Ann's um...Uncle, Jan's father

Uncle Joe

Ann Chovi

The Saga of Ann Chovi

Annís Uncle, from the other side of the family

Verdan Leafglow

Ilinana

EVIL Elementary

Fourth Grade Student

Vic

Tri-Leaders

The Tri-Leaders, The Trial of Roseidous, Christmas at Ann's Moonbase, the Saga of John 1.5, Rosey's Birthday Book, Holli's Birthday Surprise, A Tri-Leader Wedding, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

Garden Gnome, Supplier

Vicki

Vic

Christmas at Ann's Moonbase

One of Santa's Elves

Vinnie

Tri-Leaders

The Saga of Ann Chovi, The Tri-Leaders, The Trial of Roseidous, Christmas at Ann's Moonbase, Rosey's Birthday Book, Holli's Birthday Surprise, A Tri-Leader Wedding, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

Cross-Dressing Hitman

Violet Princess

Justice League

The Novel

Power of Magery

Xiao

Justice League

The Novel

Has a weird shadow

X-Raytor

Justice League

The Novel

X-ray vision

Yani

None

The Tri-Leaders, The Novel

Barroom Dancer

Yoda

Pizza Boys

EVIL Elementary, Intermission, the Albuquerque Saga, the Tri-Leaders, The Trial of Roseidous, Holli's Birthday Surprise, To the Barricades, The Tri-Leaders on Vacation, The Novel, Chasing Ebony

Always fights for the right side.

Yoda

EVIL Elementary

EVIL Elementary

Superintendent