The Tri-Leader Dictionary and Handy Reference Guide
Written by: Roses, Holli, Tails, Ann Chovi, John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duummm!!!) and TAS
Al Broker: noun.
1. A two-headed monkey robot, Al is an Associate of the Tri-Leaders. One head
handles savings and enjoys math and reading long novels. The other head handles
spending and is fond of gambling.
See also: Associates
Ann Chovi: noun.
1. Alternate spelling of Anchovy, a salty fish commonly used on pizza.
2. The second oldest Tri-Leader, Ann is a technological genious. She owns and operates
the moonbase, makes sure the clones are in good working order, and conducts research
and experiments. Her weapon of choice is the pointy stick and she enjoys causing
trouble with Roses, usually trouble for Roseidous. Her experiments include
brownies, punch, oreos, milk, beetles, etc...
See also: Tri-Leaders, Moonbase, Stick, Oreos, Milk, Beetles
Associates: plural noun.
1. The group of people and animals that help the Tri-Leaders in their plans to take over the world.
2. Vinnie, Vic, Bubba, Stan, Murry, Al Broker, Supermodel Clones, Billy Jo, Mr. Packard
Barricade of Shame: noun.
1. Barricade built using the shame in the Corner of Shame
2. Built by John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duummm!!!) when he was thrown into the corner,
it is a symbol of his La Resistance movement.
See also: John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duummm!!!), Shame, Corner of Shame, La Resistance
Beeltes: plural noun.
1. The first batch of experimental beetles, an experiment that went wrong.
See also: Beetles, Ann
Beetles: plural noun.
1. Small insects having a tough outer shell; may have wings
2. Ann's best experiment, the beetles explode on command, usually when attached to something.
They spend most of their time in the Corner of Shame
See also: Beeltes, Ann, Corner of Shame
Belly-Button Exposing Magazines: plural noun.
1. Code name for Roseidous' pornographic magazines, they are stored in his lockbox.
See also: Roseidous, Lockbox
Billy Jo: noun.
1. Security guard
2. Squirrel
3. Film director
See also: Security, Home Movies, Associates
Bubba: noun.
1. Giant Emperor Penguin who has a fondness for anything, animate or inanimate. Bubba
is not at all intelligent, but he loves to talk in quacks.
See also: Associates, Bubba Bad Touch
Bubba Bad Touch: noun.
1. Action of Bubba. Bubba will attempt to hug anyone or anything. This is known as
a Bubba Bad Touch. Seek help immediately.
See also: Bubba
Bunny: noun.
1. A cute furry animal that lives in the woods and eats plants. It is characterized
by long ears, a fluffy tail, hopping, and shyness. Bunnies often run away from people.
2. Bunny is a major character in the RHTRCJPB Saga, even though he is dead.
3. Roseidous has an odd affection for Bunny, and will chase him anywhere.
See also: RHTRCJPB Saga, Roseidous
Cait-Dog: noun.
1. Alter ego of Cait Sith, pronounced Cat-Dog
2. Superhero who is the more intelligent assistant of TAS-man. Usually plans things
that TAS-man takes credit for.
See also: Cait Sith, TAS-man
Cait Sith: noun.
1. Pronounced Cat Sith
2. Friend of TAS and the Tri-Leaders, sometimes involved in Tri-Leader adventures
See also: TAS, Cait-Dog
Cameras: plural noun.
1. Mechanical devices used to take pictures or to make movies.
2. Important object in the Tri-Leader security system.
3. Also used by Holli and Tails to take embarrassing photos of Roseidous and Tyrael
See also: Stan, Security
Camp Milk and Cookies: noun.
1. A camp in the woods.
2. Training camp for Junior Tri-Leaders. They learn many skills, such as
seduction, rope-tying, spying, and swimming. Lessons are taught by the
Associates.
3. Place where Roses, Billy Jo, Bubba, and Murry live, the camp was once burned down, but is
now rebuilt and in use.
See also: Junior Tri-Leaders, Associates, Roses
Chats: plural noun.
1. Ways for people online to connect and communicate, the Tri-Leaders met and
conduct all of their business in chats.
Cheez Crackers: plural noun.
1. Favorite snack food of Stan.
2. May be used as a bribe to get into the computer network.
See also: Stan, Computer Network
Chickens: plural noun.
1. A member of the bird family, chickens are generally found on farms. They lay
eggs, which are a source of food for humans and other animals.
2. Roses often duct tapes chickens to people.
See also: Duct Tape
Coal Mines: noun.
1. Place where the Tri-Leaders' slaves are forced to work.
2. Place where Vinnie lives.
See also: Vinnie
Computer Network: noun.
1. The spy network of the Tri-Leaders, the network is set up and maintained by
Stan.
See also: Stan, Cheez Crackers
Corner of Shame, The: noun.
1. Place where the Tri-Leaders store all of their shame.
2. Place where people are sent to be punished by the Tri-Leaders.
3. Place where the experimental beetles live.
4. Used by John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duummm!!!) to build the
Barricade of Shame
See also: Beetles; Barricade of Shame; Shame; John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duummm!!!)
Crapomon: noun.
1. Evil plot used by John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duummm!!!) in his attempt to
take over the world.
For more information, see John, Lord of Darkness, (dum dum duummm!!!)'s website.
Crayak: noun.
1. Crayak is a fourth-dimensinal being, often appearing around the Tri-Leaders. Crayak
is a lead character in the RHTRCJPB Saga.
See also: RHTRCJPB Saga
Creamed Corn: noun.
1. A food made by grinding and cooking corn.
2. Food served at Camp Milk and Cookies before it was burned down.
3. Reason Vic no longer works in the kitchens.
See also: Camp Milk and Cookies, Vic
Cwap: expression.
1. Saying used by Roseidous, usually when he does something wrong, or is in trouble.
Dark Shadow: noun.
1. Associate of John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duummm!!!)
For more information, see John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duummm!!!)'s website.
See also: John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duummm!!!)
Doorknob: noun.
1. Device which is turned to open a door; may be locked.
2. Object of Roseidous, Tyrael, and Bubba's affection.
3. Subject of home videos.
See also: Roseidous, Tyrael, Bubba, Home Videos
Duct Tape: noun.
1. substance used to hold almost anything together.
2. kind of tape used to stick boys to trees, walls, chickens, etc...
3. A favorite weapon of the female Tri-Leaders.
See also: Trees, Chickens, Weapons
Evil: adjective
1. What the Tri-Leaders are.
2. What the Junior Tri-Leaders are.
3. What the Associates are.
4. What John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duummm!!!) and his associates are.
Fire: noun.
1. Chemical reaction in which things burn, usually started by matches, lighters, or
explosions, often found around the Junior Tri-Leaders.
See also: Junior Tri-Leaders
Fishnets: noun.
1. Kind of covering for the legs, worn by women, consisting of pantyhose with
small, evenly-spaced holes.
2. Article of clothing often worn by Vinnie.
See also: Vinnie
Fortress: noun.
1. Residence of Roseidous, Sally, and the supermodel clones, it has many secret entrances, exits, and passageways.
2. Place where things of an unknown nature occur.
See also: Roseidous
Gnome Liberation Front: noun.
1. The liberation movement to free all oppressed garden gnomes of the world
2. Vic's club
See also: Vic
Handcuffs: noun.
1. A restraining device consisting of a pair of strong, connected hoops that can
be tightened and locked about the wrists and used on one or both arms of a
prisoner in custody; a manacle. Often used in the plural.
2. Tails' favorite weapon.
See also: Tails, Weapons
Holli: noun.
1. Alternate spelling of holly, a plant with dark green leaves and red, poisonous berries
2. As the oldest Junior Tri-Leader, Holli is often responsible for their activities
She enjoys handcuffs, fire, rope, matches, driving, and duct tape. Her favorite class is
seduction, which she is very good at. She is also very good at lying and looking innocent.
See also: Junior Tri-Leaders, Fire, Rope, Duct Tape
Home Videos: plural noun.
1. Videos created for entertainment purposes, often by Billy Jo.
2. Dirty videos created by Roseidous and/or Tyrael for entertainment purposes.
See also: Doorknob, Billy Jo
Ian, King of Unparalled Nastiness: noun.
1. Associate of John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duummm!!!)
2. Scottish, God's gift. Alternate form of John.
3. He dates Jan Chovy, Ann Chovi's twin cousin.
For more information, see John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duummm!!!)'s website.
See also: John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duummm!!!)
Jaina: noun.
1. The mysterious girl in the RHTRCJPB saga, who mysteriously disappeared.
See also: RHTRCJPB Saga
John, Lord of Darkness (dramatic reverb): noun.
1. Not to be confused with John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duummm!!!)
2. The oddly effeminate guy who lives down the street, he likes to paint walls pink, and "borrow" things
from John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duummm!!!)
3. An occasional participant in Tri-Leader adventures
John, Lord of Darkness (dum, dum, duummm!): noun.
1. The evil, although somewhat stupid, nemesis of the Tri-Leaders, who has his own plans for world conquest.
2. Also the Tri-Leaders' younger brother. (This is plot detail to be revealed at a later date.)
3. Proof that stupidity and evil don't make a good mix.
See also: Barricade of Shame, La Resistance, Ian, Silent Jim, Dark Shadow
Junior Tri-Leaders: plural noun.
1. Holli, Tails, Tyrael
2. The Junior Tri-Leaders are currently being trained to take over the responsibilities
of the Supreme Tri-Leaders when they retire. They enjoy torture, fire, and getting in trouble.
See also: Holli, Tails, Tyrael, Fire
Katherine: noun.
1. A ten year old girl who is almost as corrupt as the Tri-Leaders. Be careful of :
castration, bunny costumes, rope, plastic utensils, leather, and "split
personalities" when this girl is nearby.
La Resistance: noun.
1. John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duummm!!!)'s "people's revolution" which is
really a front for his evil plan of world domination. Fond of barricades and
singing. Prone to defeat.
More information can be found at John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duummm!!!)'s site.
See also: John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duummm!!!), Barricade of Shame, Shame, Corner of Shame
Lamp: noun.
1. A light source.
2. The object which Murry is a lampshade for
See also: Murry
Lockbox: noun.
1. A small, metal box with a lock on it. Often used to hide secret items
2. Roser's lockbox, contains pornogrpahic films, magazines, pictures, and sally.
See also: Roseidous, Tyrael, Sally, Doorknobs, Rush My Hour
Lumber Yard: noun.
1. Place where trees are cut up and processed into other object, such as boards and paper.
2. Place where Vic lives.
See also: Vic, Trees
Milk: noun.
1. A tasty beverage that comes from cows when they are milked, a process which Roseidous is
not allowed to watch.
2. A beverage often served with cookies, especially Oreos
See also: Oreos
Miss Cleo: noun.
1. Well known TV psychic with an overly fake Jamaican accent.
2. Is really a guy named Steve who lives in Texas.
3. Is currently stalking all the Tri-leaders, Juniors included.
Monopoly: noun.
1. A fun filled board game
2. A fun filled game played in a Motel 6
3. Tyrael's favorite pastime with members of the opposite sex.
Can also be used as a verb: "To play monopoly"
See also: Tyrael, Holli, Motel 6
Moonbase: noun.
1. A base. On the moon.
2. Owned and operated by Ann; Stan, Al Broker, and the computer spy network live there, too
3. A great place to celebrate Christmas
See also: Ann
Motel 6: noun.
1. A motel in which one can rent a room.
2. Tyrael's favorite place to play monpoly
See also: Tyrael, Monopoly
Murry: noun.
1. Demonic possessed skull from the underworld.
2. Best known for vulgar insults that rival even Tails', dislikes everyone and is disliked by everyone
3. Makes a very effective lampshade, but must be often kept in a box
See also: Associates
Nekkid: adjective
1. State of being digitally naked in a chat room
2. Mysteriously happens to Roseidous when the female Tri-leaders least expect.
See also: Chats, Roseidous
Nothlit: noun.
1. An Andalite word meaning a person who is trapped in a body other than their own
2. A person also known as Sir Lancelot
3. Often seen being unwillingly dragged along on Tri-Leader "adventures"
4. Holli's personal pizza boy
See also: Pizza Boys
OMEGA: noun, we think.
1. Fourth dimensional being who occasionally shows up at Tri-Leader events
Oreos: plural noun.
1. Cookie made of two discs of fudgy, chocolate, cracker-like wafers, held together
by thick vanilla frosting. Really good with milk.
2. Another name for the "Special Oreos" made famous by Ann. These are "chemically
enhanced" to assist in certain seduction and assasination plots. Vinnie is
known for abusing these properties.
See also: Milk, Vinnie
Packard, Mr.: noun.
1. The mailman.
Pen: noun.
1. Writing untensil filled with ink
2. One foul tool of many employed by Roseidous in his world-wide deception of females. Best
known for its pregreasing and abuse by the aforementioned Roseidous and Tyrael
3. An important character in the RHTRCJPB Saga, Pen is now a pencil nothlit.
See also: Roseidous, RHTRCJPB Saga, Nothlit
Pizza Boys: plural noun.
1. Nickname for those that deliver pizza hot and fresh from the oven to your door in twenty minutes
or your money back!
2. Discreet code for the 3 guys employed by the female Tri-Leaders to provide pizza and/or sex.
See also: Nothlit, Todd, Yoda
Project X: noun.
1. Project presumably being worked on by the Senior Tri-Leaders, which they happen to be
jealously guarding from the Juniors.
2. If you're looking this up, chances are within the next five minutes, some really
freaky cross-dresser will bust down your door, followed by a garden gnome. Resistance is futile.
See also: Vinnie, Vic
Punch: noun.
1. Party drink, often made of juice and frequently having some alcoholic additive.
2. Led to the Trial of Roseidous when Tails accidentally knocked over a vial that
contained a potentially intoxicating substance into the punch, and immediately
forgot to inform the gathered partygoers.
See also: Trial of Roseidous
RHTRCJPB Saga, The: noun.
1. The Roseidous, Holli, Tyrael, Roses, Crayak, Jaina, Pen, Bunny Saga.
2. A very long story in which most of the Tri-Leaders met for the first time.
3. The story in which Bunny was killed.
For the whole story, see the link at the bottom.
See also: Roseidous, Holli, Tyrael, Roses, Crayak, Jaina, Pen, Bunny
Richard Simmons: noun.
1. Disgustingly perky guy who advertises weightloss with some of the funkiest hair known to man
2. Convicted of disgusing himself as Roseidous and raping Katherine, who was at that point disguised as a bunny. Go figure.
See also: Trial of Roseidous
Roseidous: noun.
1. A disease that begins with severe head swelling, followed by mysterious growths
of silicon in the area of one's biceps and shoulders. The victim is struck with
the overwhelming urge to wear speedos and molest rabbits, all the while
convincing friends and colleagues to call him "Super Pecs". Seems to strike most
often young boys after the emotional scarring of being duct taped to a tree by
the female Tri-Leaders. Use of the chicken tends to double the chances.
2. Also the name of the oldest male Tri-Leader. Roseidous enjoys long bubble-baths
with several of his supermodel clones, intimidating Tyrael with his "manliness",
and generally providing humor for the entire female population of earth.
See Also: Rosey/Roser, Fortress, Bunny, Clones, Trees, Duct Tape, Chickens, Speedo
Roses: noun.
1. A beautiful, fragrant flower well-known for its particularly nasty thorns.
2. A beautifully fragrant person, the oldest of the Tri-Leaders and the only
official adult, besides being closest of any to the legal drinking age. She's
stoically put up with the antics of the rest of the Tri-Leaders, while cooking
up a few of her own with Ann. The party that began Roseidous' Trial was
contrived by her, as well as the one that spawned "Plan Take Over the World".
All around evil; watch for the whip.
3. Owner and full-time resident of Camp Milk and Cookies
See also: Whip, Camp Milk and Cookies, Tri-Leaders
Rosey/Roser: noun.
1. Two of the less insulting names Roseidous is known by. Studmuffin, Mudstuffin,
Super Pecs, Ros, Rosei, and PrimaBallerinaPotatoMan are on the list as well.
See also: Roseidous
Rope: noun.
1. A large cord, made of strands of fiber, used to tie things up.
2. Weapon used by the female Tri-Leaders to tie up boys.
See also: Weapons
Rush My Hour: noun.
1. One of the many films owned by Roseidous and Tyrael
2. Tyrael's favorite movie, often distracts him from chats
See also: Tyrael, Roseidous, Lockbox
Sally: noun.
1. A blow-up doll.
2. Roseidous' blow-up doll and best friend.
See also: Roseidous
Security: noun.
1. Something the Tri-Leaders need in order for their plans to be secret, and for them to be safe.
2. Division of the Associates' duties led by Billy Jo, also incorporating cameras.
See also: Billy Jo, Cameras
Shame: noun.
1. Something someone feels when they have done something bad.
2. Something the Tri-Leaders do not have.
3. All Tri-Leader shame is stored in the Corner of Shame, so that they do not feel it.
See also: Corner of Shame, Barricade of Shame
Silent Jim: noun.
1. One of John's two chief allies, and a technological genius. He's like
MacGuyver. No, he's better than MacGuyver! As his name suggests, he is
silent. Originally from Redbank, NJ.
For more information, see John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duummm!!!)'s website
See also: John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duummm!!!)
Spaceship: noun.
1. A form of transportation from the Earth's surface to space
2. Vehicle owned by Ann, often used by the Tri-Leaders to get to the moonbase
See also: Moonbase, Ann
Speedo: noun.
1. A tight-fitting men's bathing suit, not consisting of much material
2. Roseidous' favorite thing to wear
See also: Roseidous
Stan: noun.
1. A combination of ferret and weasel, Stan is an Associate of the Tri-Leaders who
takes care of the security system and computer/spy network. He lives at the moonbase and
is fond of fireworks. He has a weakness for cheez crackers.
See also: Associates, Cameras, Computer Network, Cheez Crackers, Moonbase, Security
Stick, Pointy: noun.
1. Part of a tree that has fallen off and been sharpened.
2. Ann's favorite weapon.
See also: Ann Chovi
Supermodel Clones: plural noun.
1. Clones of famous supermodels
2. Associates of the Tri-Leaders used for distractions and shopping, the clones are
not very intelligent, but make up for it by being color-coordinated. They live
with Roseidous at the Fortress.
See also: Associates, Fortress, Roseidous
Supplies: plural noun.
1. Things needed in order to survive.
2. Vic brings supplies of an unknown sort to Ann, Mr. Packard delivers supplies in
the mail, and the clones and female Tri-Leaders often go the mall for supplies.
See also: Vic, Mr. Packard
Supreme Tri-Leaders:
1. Roses, Ann Chovi, Roseidous
2. People who are going to take over the world with the help of the Junior Tri-Leaders,
the Associates, the Pizza Boys, Oreos, and Milk.
See also: Associates, Junior Tri-Leaders, Pizza Boys, Oreos, Milk, Ann Chovi, Roses, Roseidous
Tails: noun.
1. Things attached to the back of most animals.
2. The youngest of all the Tri-Leaders, Tails is cute, cuddly, and loved by all.
She has natural affinities towards fire, pyrotechnics, handcuffs, duct tape, and rope, all of which make
her the perfect addition to the Junior Tri-Leaders. Along with Holli, Tails
often works to cause mischief and to torture any boys in the area, most often Tyrael
and Roseidous.
See also: Junior Tri-Leaders, Fire, Handcuffs, Duct Tape, Rope, Holli, Tyrael
TAS: noun.
1. An expression of total perfection. Something that is handsome or strikingly
good-looking, i.e. "That guy is TAS!"
2. The abbreviation of Totally Awesome Sheep, which is of course, the name of the
most popular and most charming member of the Tri-Leaders' group of friends.
Often found trying to shamelessly promote himself or his own websites, and
playing his beloved Playstation 2.
See also: TAS-man
TAS-man: noun.
1. TAS's very hyper, easily excitable, alter-ego, a superhero
2. TAS-man is often involved in Tri-Leader adventures, whether his help is actually needed or not.
He works with his sidekick, Cait-Dog, and lives off of Mountain Dew.
See also: TAS, Cait-Dog
Todd: noun.
1. Also known as Tood or Sacred Tood, Todd is Tails' personal Pizza Boy. He always
gets there in 20 minutes or less. A fun-loving guy, Todd is involuntarily
involved in some of the Tri-Leader adventures, because he happened to get
there on time.
See also: Pizza Boys
Trees: noun.
1. Woody, perennial plants, usually consisting of a single, very tall, main stem with branches
and leaves at the top.
2. Together, trees make up woods and forests
3. Useful object to tie and/or duct tape boys to
See also: Duct Tape, Rope
Trial of Roseidous: event.
1. Trial in which Roseidous was accused of raping Katherine and
becoming pregnant with her puppies. He was later acquitted when Richard Simmons
confessed to the horrible crime.
To read the Trial, see the links below.
See also: Punch, Katherine, Richard Simmons
Tyrael: noun.
1. The second oldest Junior Trileader/Man Slave. Enjoys warm summer evenings
rolling around naked in a Motel 6 with members of the opposite gender. Also
enjoys watching dirty movies or reading naughty magazines. Can often be found
flirting with Tails, Holli, The Supermodel Clones, or the Pizza Boys. Be wary
of absurd behavior which includes, but is not limited to: the wearing of a
ladybug costume, prancing around wearing glitter, running around naked, playing
monopoly, and allowing himself to be duct taped to a tree.
See also: Junior Tri-Leaders, Monopoly, Lockbox, Rush My Hour, Duct Tape, Motel 6, Supermodel Clones, Pizza Boys
Unfortunate Incident at Dinner: event.
1. This tragic event occurred at the Christmas party at the moonbase two years ago.
No one is sure of the exact nature of the event, but it involved Vic, Bubba,
Murry, Roseidous, and some food. Because of this event, no one wanted to attend
the next year's party, but luckily, Ann and Roses convinced everyone to show up.
Vic: noun.
1. A garden gnome, and leader of the Gnome Liberation Front, Vic is the supplier for
the Tri-Leaders. He lives in the Lumber Yard and is generally unfriendly towards
everyone, especially Murry and Bubba. He has a fondness towards female elves and
creamed corn.
See also: Associates, Lumber Yard, Gnome Liberation Front
Vinnie: noun.
1. The silent, cross-dressing hit man of the Tri-Leaders, Vinnie lives in the coal mines.
He was finally able to come out of the closet about his fashion choices when he was
assigned to teach seduction lessons at camp. Vinnie is skilled in theft, spying,
stealing, torture, and murder, but he really is a nice guy, trying to fit in.
See also: Associates, Camp Milk and Cookies, Fishnets
Vulture: noun.
1. A bird of prey
2. Bubba's best friend and pet, who hardly ever shows up.
See also: Bubba
Weapons: noun.
1. Things often used to harm other people.
2. Tri-Leader weapons consist of rope, duct tape, handcuffs, whips, pointy sticks,
oreos, milk, fire, associates, Junior Tri-Leaders, etc...
Whip: noun.
1. A long, thin, flexible instrument used to hit something or someone as punishment.
2. Roses' weapon.
See also: Roses
Yoda: noun.
1. A Pizza Boy, Yoda is often confused and late, but the Tri-Leaders don't hold that
against him. He doesn't do much else, but he's there.
See also: Pizza Boys
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