Tri-Leaders
Suddenly TAS who was currently laying on the ground asleep sprang into the air, and kinda hovered while the wind blew his long black robes.
"I," Said TAS, "Am about to tell you, of the beginning... Of ME—"
About that time the wind blew his robe to close to the flames, and it caught on fire.
"ARGH!!!" TAS screamed while rolling on the ground.
"I'll put it out!" Roses yelled while wildly stomping on TAS with all her might.
After the flames had died down, TAS stood once more, salvaging all pride that was left in his body... his sexy body I should say.
Covered in smoke and dirt and pieces of marshmellow fluff TAS coughed and said "ok... it's out."
STOMP!
"I SAID IT'S OUT ROSES!"
"I know, but It's still fun"
"Ahem, It all started way back when I was six years old. Someone must have brainwashed me at that age because I can’t remember a single darn thing before then. Anyways, I was, a complete nerd."
“ was?! hah!” Tyrael laughed
“AHEM again, I was a shy child who never spoke to anyone, and was always deemed perfect by all the adults.”
“okay, this one has GOT to be a lie,” Pen/cil muttered
“I heard that! I tell the truth. And nothing BUT the truth—”
Tyrael snorted, “heh, you said ‘butt’”
“EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LET HIM TALK!!!”
Screamed PR Crew
…
“Right. I was a perfect little child, and then I turned thirteen, on my thirteenth birthday I was abducted by THE!!!”
“The...?” Holli asked
“That’s right, THE.”
“The what?”
“The THE… they were a large species that looked strangely similar to everyone’s great Aunt, except with less facial hair. The THE tortured me, they conducted experiments on me. They found out that by bending different parts of my mind, they could make me mean. They could make me evil. They could make me a… Morphz Boardie!!!… Somebody gasp”
::gasp!::
“Thank you. After they bent my mind, I was never the same. I visited Morphz ever day, I started reading Animorphs, and I… I well, I… I… I even cheated my father in chess.”
“NO!?”
“Yes! When he wasn’t looking, I moved the rook to g5 making a check mate unstoppable!!”
“The horror.”
“I know.”
“Your were bad.”
TAS breaks down sobbing
“I KNOW!!! But I got worse! I started talking to evil demented souls like Roses, and Tyrael, and Chris, and.. and… Cait-sith, and then… My most dastardly deed, I… I started listening to the Backstreet Boys”
Everyone “GASP!”ed
“Somewhere along the line, the THE decided I was getting too evil… maybe it was the cheating in chess, maybe it was talking to Roses, or maybe it was the Backstreet boys, but they abducted me once more. And they bent my mind once more. But in the OPPOSITE direction, but instead of stopping at my old self , they kept beinding, until I turned…happy”
Another gasp
“Yes, when they bent my mind that day, I turned into a new person. No longer was I TAS. I was TAS. Man.”
“YOU’RE TAS-man?!” Shrieked Crayak
“It is true. And now you know how I… began.”
Suddenly everyone bowed at TAS-man’s feet and started kissing his shoes.
Not really. But that sure would’ve topped it off.
“So where did the Bunny come in? And how did Roseidous begin? And more importantly, how’d he just disappear like that?” Holli wondered outloud...