"Maria! Maria! Are you awake? Table four needs their food!"

"Huh?" Holli looked down at her clothes, she was in a crashdown uniform, and being handed three plates of food by a very cute cook, "Oh, right, table four."

"Yeah- right over there." The cook said in a mocking voice.

"I know!" Holli carried the food over to the table; still confused as why she was called Maria by that boy- who looked an awful lot like Michael, from Roswell…

"Hey Maria, listen, why don't you take a break for a few minutes- you look awfully pale. I'll cover for you." Holli looked up to see a small, dark haired girl taking the plates from her hands- Liz. Holli nodded as she pulled the plastic antennae off her head and headed towards the bathroom.

Holli thought over what had just happened- and suddenly remembered- Roser. His damn machine must have done this. Sighing, Holli looked in the mirror, and screamed.

"HOLY FUDGE!!"

Liz came running into the bathroom, followed by Michael.

"So, who are you? Jaina? Tails?"

"Holli…. and what the hell is going on."

"Roser…" Michael and Liz answered simultaneously.

"So- we are all characters from Roswell…and rosers machine actually worked…who is who?" Holli asked.

"I'm Tyrael, starring as Michael Guerwin."

"And I am Roses, aka Liz Parker."

"And I am going to kick roser's ass when this is sorted out…do you know who he is?"

"Nope, only the three of us so far. Don't know what episode this is either- and Tyrael ain't much help, he never watched Roswell."

"Well, I saw Alex out there, so it is before the prom episode, but I saw Tess too-- so it's after we find out she is the forth alien. Wait-- shouldn't we be working-- we do have to serve the customers?"

"Our shifts are almost up, and I want to talk to Izzy and max- maybe they are boardies too?"

"I hope so- if we are going to beat roser- I want as much people to hurt him as possible." Holli grinned.

A few moments later the threesome walked up to the other roswellians, rather unsure of what to do. Roses took a seat next to max and smiled, he moved over closer to Tess, and roses smile faded into a frown.

"I guess it's after the episode where Liz pretends to sleep with Kyle- darn…" Then, realizing she had spoken out loud, roses covered her mouth. "Uh, I mean…."

"Thank you Lord!" Alex suddenly exclaimed!

"Huh?" Roses, Holli, and Ty all stared at Alex.

"You guys are boardies too, right? I'm Crayak-- and I am stuck in this pitifully thin, muscleless, human body- and Roseidous is going to die…" Alex/Crayak clenched his fists, by now the entire group was staring.

"So…uh…I'm Holli"

"Tyrael"

"Roses"

"Nothlit" Max spoke for the first time.

"Tails" Isabel sighed.

"Tess" Ann smiled weekly.

"You're Tess? Eeee! Tess is evil!" Holli squealed, pointing at Ann.

"Hey, I didn't choose to be her- It's Roseidous's fault!"

"We should probably find him, and TAS, Cait Sith, Jaina, and Pen/cil" Roses sighed.

"But, who would they be? I don't watch this show." Crayak complained, "It's a dumb show."

"What did you say?" Roses and Holli gave Crayak the death stare.

"I said, uh, it's a fun show and I wish I could watch it as much as you do." Crayak winced, aware that in Alex's body- Liz and Maria could beat him to nothing.

"Good." Roses patted Crayak on the head.

"Anyway…" Nothlit began, "Since we are all main characters- shouldn't we check the other main characters?"

"We are ALL the main characters- there are only supporting roles left." Holli replied.

"Well, then who are they?" Nothlit pressed, slightly annoyed at being corrected.

"Um…" Holli thought, "Kyle, Officer Valenti, Maria's mom-Amy, and…Brody!"

"How many is that?" Tyrael asked, honestly not knowing.

"Four, Genius, and that is how many human boardies we have left." Tails reached over hit Ty.

"Ok, so…now what?" Ty ask, rubbing his head.

"Um, To the UFO center to find Brody!" Roses supplied. "And then to The Holli began giggled, and soon tails joined her. She whispered something to Roses, who began laughing as well. Holli began giggled, and soon tails joined her. She whispered something to Roses, who began laughing as well. Valenti's home, where we will probably find Kyle, Valenti…and Amy."

~~~10 minutes later~~~

"Brody?" Roses called. "BRODY"

"Who the heck are you, and why do I have this accent? And why is my hair so…Justin Timberlake like!" responded a voice from Brody's office.

"Hurray! Another boardie " Tyrael clapped- people stared.

"Another Boardie?" Brody peeked his head out of his office. "Can you guys explain what is going on?"

"Roseidous's stupid machine and Roswell, result- we are all Roswell characters and Rosei is going to be hurt badly." Tails explained, Brody Nodded.

"I'm Cait Sith, by the way, but I have no clue who my character is."

Holli grinned, almost evilly. "You are Brody, the owner of the UFO center. You were introduced in season two as the English buyer of the center and have been abducted by aliens multiple times. These aliens use you as a vessel to speak on earth- especially Larek. The aliens also healed your cancer, and Max- er, Nothlit- healed your daughters cancer." Holli took a deep breath and was about to continue, when Nothlit clamped his hand over her mouth.

"Ok, we are Holli, Roses, Ann Chovi, Tyrael, Tails, Crayak, and me- Nothlit" Adam pointed to each boardie.

"And now that we have you, we are going to go over to the Valenti's house." Ann added.

"Ooh! I have a car!" Holli exclaimed. "Its out side!"

~~~A hour later~~~~

"Ok, this is why I said I should drive Holli!" Nothlit screamed as the car screeched to a halt.

"But it's my car!"

"Wrong, it's Maria's car-- you just happen to be in Maria's body."

"So?"

"Just, get out, you are not driving next time!" Nothlit/Max pulled the keys from the ignition.

"Will you two stop bickering? We have business to take car of!" Roses began walking up to the front door when a very scared looking Officer Valenti greeted her.

"Help Me!" He cried, his hands shaking, "I am Old! And there is a strange woman in my home who is old too!"

"I am not old! And I am Just as freaked out as you!" A second voice shouted from the kitchen.

"Hold up, who are you?" Tails asked.

"I think I am TAS-- but I am not TAS!" Tears were forming in the old man's eyes. "Ok, TAS, calm down. You ARE TAS, just in the body of Officer Valenti form the show Roswell. This was all Roser's doing-- and once we find him all will be fixed." Ann tried to calm TAS down.

"I highly doubt that" Roses added, Tails and Holli giggled.

"Ok, I am assuming that that lady in there is Jaina, since she is the only girl left." Nothlit asked

"Yep- and I am NOT old, TAS" Jaina spoke as she walked to the front door. "You guys want to come inside- so people don't phone the police?"

"Good idea" Ann responded, dragging TAS back into his home. Jaina led the way, and brought everyone water.

Ok, Roses, Nothlit, Tails, Tyrael, Holli, Ann Chovi, TAS, Cait Sith, Crayak, and me- Jaina, we are missing Roseidous and Pen/cil- so who do you think they are?" Asked Jaina as she picked up her cup of water.

"Um, Roser is probably Kyle, and Pen/cil could be, uh, the Granolith chamber?" Holli wondered out loud.

"Or, Roseidous could be the granolith chamber- and pen/cil could be Kyle" Tyrael offered, people stared again, "Joking!" He quickly added.

"Anyway- where is Kyle?" Nothlit asked.

"Um, he said something about going downtown?" TAS answered, still upset at being old.

Holli, Roses, and Tails glanced at ach other, and laughed.

"$5 he went to a strip club" Holli giggled.

"$10 he went to strip clubs, and/or any other form of pornographic entertainment" Roses added, Nothlit sighed.

"Must your minds always be in the gutter?" Got up to put his glass in the sink

"Who says they are? We are only stating the truth!" Tails responded.

"Hey, it wouldn't hurt to check!" Ty suddenly bursted in- him, Crayak, Cait, and TAS grinning mischievously.

"Hey wait- look outside!" Ann interrupted, pointing to the front yard.

"Its Buddha Boy!" Holli shouted, but suddenly realized Roses was the only other who knew what she was talking about, "Uh, I mean, Kyle- do you want me to explain?"

"No!" Nothlit cut her off.

"Hey Nothlit- look what's in Kyle's hand!" Roses grinned as the boy walked up the sidewalk.

"It's a pornographic magazine…"Nothlit sighed, opening his wallet to pay roses her $10.

"Really?" Tyrael, Cait, TAS, and Crayak all rushed outside to greet Kyle.

"Hey Kyle!" Tyrael called, "What's that you got in your hand?"

"It's a magazine," He hid it behind his back, "Um, girls life."

"Sure Kyle- or should I say ROSEIDOUS!" Roses accused. Kyle/Roseidous turned red, before racing to the jeep that was parked conveniently in front of Maria's car.

"Get him!" Ann shouted, the group ran to Maria's car- this time Nothlit in the driver's seat and Holli in the passenger.

"Can we all fit?" Holli asked.

"I don't think so- but doesn't officer Valenti have a car?"

"Uh...yeah, in the garage. I'll drive it!" Roses called, excited.

~~~In Roses' car~~~

"Whoo hoo! Going to have a car chase!" Cait Sith did a little dance as he climbed in next to Roses. "Gonna chase Rosei- gonna beat him down, gonna ride in the car-car-car!"

"Cait, if you are smart- you will be quiet." TAS threatened.

"Hey! I was abducted by aliens-- you better mind your self!"

"And I am a law enforcer- with hand cuffs."

"Hand cuffs? I wanna see!" Tails exclaimed, reaching for the handcuffs in TAS's back pocket.

"Hey hey! No touching!" TAS swatted her hand away, Tails sulked, and Jaina grabbed TAS's handcuffs anyhow and tossed them to Tails, who grinned.

~~~~In the other car~~~~

"Holli! SIT DOWN NOW!!" Nothlit screamed.

"Why? I ain't harming you?"

"If we have an accident, you will go flying through the windshield, sit down! And put a seatbelt on!!"

"God, you are so picky, fine" Holli sat down, but then reached to turn on the radio.

"Shut it off…now" Nothlit said through clenched teeth.

"Gees Nothlit- loosen up. Be glad holli ain't driving." Tyrael winked.

"Hey, I wasn't THAT bad…"

"Yes, you were." Crayak replied.

"Yeah, I have to agree with Dumb and Dumber on this one holli, you were horrible" Ann added.

"Gee, thanks. At least when I drive we are allowed to have fun." Holli sent Nothlit a raspberry.

"You see Roseidous yet? Where is he going?" Crayak asked, changing the subject. "He's leading us into the desert, and not very well. Rosei is almost as bad a drier as Holli" Nothlit spoke, thinking.

"Hmph" Holli crossed her arms.

"Well, Holli, here's your chance-- what was in the desert on Roswell?" Ann tried to make holli feel better.

"Oh, um, various animals, tumble weeds, dead bodies-- and the pod chamber."

"Well, that helps-- wait- the pod chamber?" Crayak asked, suddenly feeling enlightened.

"Yeah, where the aliens were…born. Also, the granolith is there."

"Maybe he is going there?" Tyrael stated the obvious, "After all-- Pen/cil could be the granolith."

"Ok, Nothlit, Full emergency power to the engines- Ram the-- whoops, wrong story. Just, go fast." Ann smiled.

"Yes ma'am" Nothlit complied, slamming his foot down on the pedal.

"Sure- now he drives like a maniac…" Holli whined.

~~~~Back in Roses's car~~~~~

"If you wanna be mah luver- yah gotta get with mah friends. Making lasts for evah- friend ship never ends!" Cait Sith sang, as the others in the car had their ears covered.

"Cait, sweetie, if you do not shut up-- I am this close to shoving my hands down your throat and ripping out your vocal chords one by one…." Tails screamed. "Understand?"

"Yes." Cait winced as he reached to switch the radio station.

"That's a good boy." Tails mocked.

"Are we there yet Roses?" TAS whined, well he whines as much as he could with a 40 year old mans voice.

"How should I know- I am following Nothlit…who just sped up." Roses laughed manically. "Hold on folks-- I am gonna see what this baby can do!"

~~~~Back with Nothlit~~~

"Nothlit! Stop! This is it!" Holli scream in Nothlit's ear, he slammed the brakes, and turned to face holli. Luckily, Ann came to the rescue.

"This is it? It looks like a bunch of rocks?" She said, leaning forward to see better.

"Yeah, one of the aliens has to open the door by putting his hand on a silver handprint." Holli explained.

The group climbed out of the vehicle, and soon joined up with Roses and the others as they approached the entrance.

"Ok, who is going to let us in? Nothlit, Tyrael, Tails, or Ann?" Roses asked, looking for the handprint.

"I will." Tyrael answered, almost too excitedly. He reached forward and placed his hand on the mark. In moments the cave opened exposing the pod chamber.

~~~A few minutes later~~~

Wait a minute." Jaina spoke up, "If only an alien can open the cave-- how did Rosei? And how do we even know he is in here?"

Crayak placed a hand on Jaina's shoulder, "Alas, young Jedi, it is the magic of fiction stories- and their plot holes."

"Oh." Jaina shrugged.

"Oh Roseidous!" Roses called, "Rosei-boy!!"

A rustling of papers was heard from behind the pods, and moments later Kyle/Rosei emerged from behind them.

"Uh, hey everyone…miss me?"

Holli began giggling, and soon Tails joined her. She whispered something to Roses, who began laughing as well.

"What?" Rosei asked.

"Um, Roser...XYZ." Holli supplied

"Excuse me?"

"X-Y-Z" Tails shouted.

"What are you talking about?"

"Examine your zipper, numbskull, your fly is open." Nothlit finally told him.

"What!! Oh." Roseidous's face turned bright red as he turned around to fix his pants.

"By the way Roseidous- how do you plan on getting us out of here?" Roses asked.

"How am I suppose to know- I told you not to touch the machine- besides I am not the one who thought of Roswell? I am pretty sure Holli was."

"So? Its still your fault!" Holli defended herself.

"Get us out of here, Roseidous-- I don't want to be human!" Crayak yelled.

"And I don't want to be old!" TAS added, Jaina agreed.

"And I don't want death stares from Holli and Roses for the rest of my life." Ann continued.

"Hey- not my problem" Rosei shrugged, this was answered by 9 fists aimed at his body. "Or maybe it is, just a little. But I never saw this show- I don't know how to get out."

"Wait- what about the granolith chamber?" Roses thought, "I bet it could help us!"

"Well, then, to the granolith chamber." Cait commanded.

~In the granolith chamber~~~

"Ok, now what?" Rosei asked, trying to fit his "girls life" magazine in his back pocket.

"Um, the aliens have to do something- and then we all go inside the granolith-- I think" Holli tried to explain.

"Yes, the four aliens have to insert the key, and put their hands on me!"

"Who was that?" TAS squeaked.

"Me! It's Pen/cil-- I am the Granolith!"

"Hey! I was right!" Tyrael jumped up and down.

"Actually, wasn't it Holli who suggested that" Jaina whispered.

"Party pooper." Tyrael returned.

"Well, aren't you going to do it already? I don't like being so fat!" Pen/cil shouted.

"Aw pen, you ain't fat!" Tails placed a hand on Pen/cil.

"Thank you Tails."

"Ok- pen/cil, so where is this key?" Rosei challenged, for no other reason then to challenge.

"Over there."

"Got it!" Nothlit replied, as he placed it into its holder.

"Now, put your hands on me- and in a few moments everything will be back to normal." Nothlit, Tails, Tyrael, and Ann did as instructed. Soon the room began to rumble, and as everyone was consumed in white light- no one cared to notice the end of Pen/cil's last statement… "I hope."