Judge Roses' Opening Statement
Dahjo's Testimony
Holli's Testimony
Dahjo's Testimony Part 2
Tails' Testimony
John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duuum!!)'s Testimony
Ann Chovi and Tyrael's Joint Testimony
Roses' Testimony
Nothlit's Testimony
Yoda's Testimony
Katherine's Testimony
Final Courtroom Scene
The Judge addresses the Jury
The Verdict

Reactions
TAS's Story

The Secret Witness Page


The Judge wishes to thank the following people for their help with the Trial of Roseidous:

Ann Chovi ~for being a surprisingly good lawyer, and editing and posting all those testimonies

Tyrael ~for doing a good job (cough) being a surprisingly bad lawyer (exactly what we wanted ;) )

Holli ~for seeing Rosey naked and writing the surprise ending

Dahjo ~for actually allowing us to question him twice and publicly declaring himself a nerd

John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duuum!) ~for voluntarily humiliating himself by singing, dancing, and letting us write on his forehead.

Tails ~for admitting to all those crimes...you rock! ;)

Nothlit ~for hanging my Christmas lights, I always hate doing that

TAS ~for finally telling his side of the story, took you long enough ;)

Yoda ~for being a bad witness, giving me and Ann the opportunity to be violent

Katherine ~for actually writing her own part of that story, and being crazy enough to say it

Boredude ~for telling me that he was the guy pretending to be the door, not the doorman, the door

The Morphz Boardies and Jeff ~for putting up with us posting all those conversations, not that anyone paid attention ;)

Richard Simmons and Miss Cleo ~for being so easy to make fun of

And most importantly,

Roseidous ~for letting us all make fun of him and not tell him about it; you know you love it