Katherine hiked up the Alps. Since she generally popped up where she did during this time before the marriage, she was going to participate in a certain operation involving John, Lord of Darkness (dramatic reverb). She was also doing this because she loved castration, though only hearing about it from a version of her evil(er) twin's split personality from another dimension at the yearly Generally Schritzophenic reunion. But this was going to be fun. And she had her own stuff. She had compiled her castration equipment, which had already been shipped up while she hiked and waited for sympathetic truckers that probably had more sense than to drive up the Alps.

Katherine finally made it to the operation center. She put on the surgical mask, and began flipping through the manual for the 40th time. Of course, this time it was for the gruesome little flip movie at the bottom of the pages. The manual had been available with a choice of movie; the gruesome one that Kat was watching now, or Miss Congeniality and Monty Python and the Holy Grail back to back. She'd chosen the one with the gruesome flip movie on one side of the pages, and Miss Congeniality+MPatHG on the other. Not surprisingly, the movies were the only part that the castration surgeons ever watched. Hey, they just had to slice, and if they did it wrong, nobody would ever be the wiser. Which was probably why all the text the manual contained was War and Peace. Or maybe because all the text the manual was War and Peace was why people only watched the movies


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