John, Lord of Darkness (dum dumm duummm!!!).....(and his allies)

(From his website, more information can be found there)  John is an evil mastermind bent on taking over the world.  Especially if it means ruling over his brother and sisters. John has help from his evil allies and uses their strengths to help him with his plans.  Unfortunately, nothing ever goes quite right for John.  Despite his brilliant plans (Crapomon, La Resistance, and the Hot Dog Men) and weapons like water guns that turn people to stone, he just can’t seem to take over the world. 


John

Age:  16
Home: Cave
Favorites: "Mini-Trucker Magazine," hitting people with live trout, Kevin Smith movie references
Quote: "VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!"


Ian, King of Unparalled Nastiness

Age: 15
Home: John’s Cave
Favorites: "The Best of Both Worlds,"; Poisoning the minds of the youth, dirty jokes (don’t ask about the stuffed llama and the power drill), flame throwers
Quote: "It gets me HOT!"


Silent Jim

Age:  15
Home: John’s Cave
Favorites: "Starcraft," Moobie the Cow, Lively Conversation, Technology
Quote: "..."


Ilinana

Age:  14
Home: Used the be under the lake at Pam’s.  Now is John’s cave.
Favorites: Vampires, HAMMERS, yelling
Quote: "BECAUSE YOU’RE A WHINEY LITTLE WEASEL WIMP!"


Jan Chovy

Age:  17
Home: With Ian
Favorites: Gossip, doing things in the dark with Ian
Quote: "Iiiiiit’s party time!!!"


Randall

Age: Ancient Tiki God
Home: John’s Cave
Favorites: Torture, Motivating Lackeys, Developing new punishments
Quote: "Welcome to your own, personal HELL!"


Dark Shadow...A Traitor

Age: Unknown
Home: Unknown
Favorites: Secrecy, Being purely evil
Quote: "I’m surrounded by idiots."


Goober

Age: Unknown
Home: John’s Cave
Favorites: Serving John, Cleaning, Grovelling
Quote: "Yes, m’lord."


Leroy the Monkey

Age: Unknown
Home: John’s Cave
Favorites: Hanging from a tree, making faces, throwing tissue paper
Quote: "You’ll make me into a throw pillow?"