Margie: we've been here already
Chris: yes...several times..
Margie: it always ends up with physical violence on my part

Margie: are you still on the bad side?
Chris: I'm on the....miscellaneous side...

Zach: we're being attacked by Georgianites!!
Adam: there are three of us here, you know!
Adam: we can take you

Holly: *gets out blindfolds*
Katherine: *chases Todd*
Liese: *grins*
Todd: ::runs from katherine::
Holly: *tosses Margie her leather whip*
Todd: i don't think she's listening
Todd: ::runs out of the line of fire::
Holly: Margie is good with her whip- dont worry

Todd: ::grabs ten year old:: move an inch and the winky will kill her
Eric: dun dun DUN!
Holly: Katherine-- you got the red leather mini skirt in there? white blouse?
Jade: < sneaks up behind him >
Eric: *dramatic reverb*
Katherine: *pets winky, goooood, winky*
Katherine: Winky, sic!
Holly: winky sounds...really dirty
Katherine: *Winky tackles Todd*
Eric: oh Holy God!
Eric: it's an all out brawl!

Adam: not for me! ::hurls objects across room::
Margie: *ducks*

Todd: ::throws brick at Rosey::
Jasy: See? There it goes again. I have no idea what you've all been talking about for the past few minutes

Todd ::drops cotton on Dahjo's head knocking him down::
Dahjo: waaah!
Dahjo: ::tries to pick up cotton to throw at todd but it is too heavy::
Margie: what kind of cotton is that?
Ann: steel cotton
Adam: cotton candy!
Margie: oh
Todd: yeah
Margie: like steel wool?

Todd: < -- hungry
Ann: ^Ate my toast
Monica: < --- thirsty
Todd: ::fixes more toast, shows ann, and eats it::
Ann: That's just cruel

Margie: *gives Katherine the secret hand signal*
TAS: AH!!
TAS: NOT THE SECRET HAND SIGNAL!
Margie: while tas is busy looking at the useless hand signal, he is tackled by katherine
TAS: *falls to floor*
Margie: *Margie glances at Eric and then back at Katherine*
TAS: LOL!
Eric: hrm
Eric: I heard my name...
Margie: too bad he's not payi---oh there you are!

Margie: *hits Zach with a wombat*

Margie: *puts on handcuffs*
Margie: *loses key*

Zach: i feel violated
Margie: *paints Zach's face with cake icing*
Katherine: ::grabs meat cleavers::
Margie: you're the one who went to sleep

Margie: *all penguins in chat run away*
Zach: *chases after them*
Margie: *they hide behind bubba*
Zach: *pins them down*
TAS: *all penguins DIE when zach touches em*
Zach: *all penguins bite TAS*

John: I'm gonna barricade the corner! Yeah!
Holly: barricade with what?
Margie: the pile of shame, I assume
John: Here upon these stones we will build our barricade!
John: In the heart of the... corner... we claim as our own!

Jasy: Hit me on the head, someone! That might help!
Monica: *hits him on the head*
Monica: *with a frying pan*
Jasy: Ow! Okay, that didn't help...
Monica: *tries again*
Jasy: Just made my head sore...
Jasy: Ow! Stop!

TAS: ::baps Adam::
Zach: bap?
Ann: Baps?
Zach: bap!
Adam: I've been bapped.

TAS: I'm sick of the tension sick of the pressure sick of you acting like i owe you this
Margie: tas?
TAS: find another place to feed your greed while i find a place to rest...yes Margie?
Margie: I'm sick of you!

Liese: *pours gas on the twin pillars of flame formerly known as todd and adam*
Margie: *runs away*
Liese: *pokes todd*
Liese: *repeatedly*
Liese: *pokes todd with red hot iron pokers*
Liese: *repeatedly*
Margie: Ladies and gentlemen, Liese is not "drunk" or "high", this only due to lack of sleep
Margie: if you get 8 hours of sleep every night, you will not end up like Liese
Liese: hahah, and if you only get about 3 min, look what'll happen! *points at the red hot iron skewered and still quietly flaming todd*
Liese: *keeps poking todd*
Liese: *pokes adam a few times for good measure*

Ann: No matter what anyone says, we will not tie you to a tree
Holly: We wont? well, we will tie Eric to a tree
Eric: aww, damn
Ann: *gets rope*
Holly: *gets tape*
Margie: *finds chicken*
Holly: oh Eric..come here
Ann: We got a cookie for you!
Holly: gingerbread!
Margie: a gingerbread *woman*
Eric: I just DO NOT like the tree deal

John: Even Richard Simmons can't stop me now! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Margie: Richard Simmons is dead
Ann: You killed him
John: Katherine made me!
Ann: You're the one who swung the HAMMER

Zach: no one licks us
Zach: or likes us
Todd: i wanna be licked
Todd: and liked
Todd: margie?
Margie: Yes? Hi!
Zach: hi!
Zach: i've been licked
Todd: hey!
Margie: wait, there's licking going on?
Margie: well, I'm not gonna lick you, but I like you
Todd: licking is fun
Liese: *licks Todd*
Margie: *looks horrified* that's...that's...unhygenic!
Todd: ::washes arm::
Todd: no, wait
Todd: i will never wash this arm again!
Margie: liese! you don't know where that's been! don't lick it! ;-)
Liese: what about his face? can i lick that?
Margie: hmm....where's that been?
Todd: umm
Liese: *licks Todd's face*

John: I'm in a chat with all three Tri-Leaders! At the same time!
Jasy: ?
John: DIEEEE!
John: ::Trips::
John: OW!
Ann: *ties John to a tree*

Eric: *waves cheerily*
Holly: *waves* hey
Holly: *goes and sits on eric's lap* Mine.
Eric: note that a) i waved before Holly, making it an original action on my part, and b) Holly is a crazed sex pervert. for which we love her.
Eric: *nod*
Holly: i am not a pervert!
Eric: (she's also in denial)
Margie: Eric said he loved you, go with it
Holly: ah, good idea margie
Eric: it's the "aww, she's so cute!" kind of love, Margie ;-)
Holly: fine eric- no monopoly for you
Holly: ever.
Eric: the same way one might love a sexually attracti- ever?!
Holly: Ever.
Umar: its the "damn she's hot" type and you know it
Eric: damn straight, Umar. ;)
Umar: see... I knew it ;)
Margie: Holly, they're talking about you
Holly: they think i'm hot.
Margie: they're gonna fight over you
Holly: Yes!!
Holly: Nekkid!
Umar: tood!
Holly: *gets popcorn*
Umar: get out here!
Umar: you're needed!
Todd: what?
Eric: i refuse to fight Todd naked.
Todd: i'm lost
Umar: we need you to get nekkid and fight with eric over holly
Todd: what?!
Holly: or at least boxers..
Eric: i will, however, grapple with Holly naked.
Eric: but not Todd.

Margie: Chris kept sending Martini all those bombs in the mail, it's his fault
Zach: bombs?
Margie: not to mention, attacking him with a sword
Chris: a blue one
Zach: right...
Chris: this is what I am going to do:
Chris: I am going to go up to martini's house
Chris: I am going to ring his doorbell
Chris: When he opens the door I'm going to kick him in the shins
Chris: And then I am going to run away.
Chris: I'm sure this will convince him to come back.
Margie: and I'm gonna hide in the bushes by the door and hit him with a frying pan when you kick him
Zach: and me?
Zach: I will...
Margie: drop from the roof
Zach: and put gum in his afro
Margie: like spider man

Margie: goodnight! I love you!
Zach: you're so deep
Margie: shut up! ;-)
Zach: I love you! shut up!
Zach: forever!
Margie: and ever!
Margie: shut up forever!
Zach: shut up, amen!
Margie: well damn, then I better go and shut up! ;-)
Zach: dammit!
Zach: no guttersex tonight.
Margie: fine!
Margie: *throws Guttersex Friend Zach (tm) out of bed*
Margie: goodnight! *slams door*
Zach: *shouts* I LOVE YOU TOO, DAMMIT!


Zach: despite the fact that I'm being antisocial and bitchy and want to slap you all, has anyone seen minority report? :-D
Chris: *slaps zach*
Chris: bitch!
Zach: slut!
Chris: whore!
Zach: *rips hair*
Zach: tramp!
Chris:hooker!
Zach: sleeze-bag!
Chris: uh... good-time girl!
Zach: cu--
Katherine: Why are there so many words for one meaning?
Chris: pretty woman!
Katherine: Prostitute, hooker, lady of the night, harlot, whore
Zach: *thinks*
Katherine: and of course....
Katherine: STRUMPET!
Zach: grr, you took them all
Ann: STRUMPET!
Zach: *follows lead*
Zach: STRUMPET!
Katherine: Oh, I forgot a word
Katherine: Annie
Ann: Oh, yes
Chris: STROMBONE!
Chris: STUBA!
Zach: SFLUTE!
Katherine: STIMPANI
Katherine: SSAX!
Margie: WAIT!
Ann: sobriquet!
Zach: *waits*
Margie: I missed a fight where Chris and Zach were calling each other bad names?
Katherine: Yes.
Margie: Chris typed the word "bitch"?
Zach: you have to save it for quotes, margie:-D
Margie: *saves*

Ann: Kathiathiatherine
Matt: Yay, Wicked Witch of the West!
Katherine: Hello!
Katherine: Wait, what?
Matt: Er, not you, Kat.

Jasy: It means, my dear...
Jasy: ...that you crave yogurt. Go eat some.
Margie: we don't have any
Jasy: See, that's your problem
Margie: I need some?
Jasy: Yes, for your sanity's sake, you need yogurt!
Margie: probably
Jasy: Yogurt makes the world go round.
Margie: I like the peach-flavored kind
Margie: you know, they closed the TCBY in town
Jasy: I know. I did that. Because I'm evil. Maniacally so.
Margie: yes
Jasy: No frozen yogurt for ANYONE! MWAAHAA!
Margie: can I still have ice cream?
Jasy: NO!

Zach: boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.boobook. ahaha.
Margie: *hits Zach with a wombat*
Zach: be nice to wombats!!
Chris: well....you people haven't changed...
Margie: it didn't hurt the wombat
Margie: nope, never

Zach: ate too much candy :-\ ::barfs::
Zach: ::on Margie::
Margie: :gets a mop:
Zach: DON"T MAKE ME GET MY PLATYPUS ON YOU AND HAVE HIM CLAW YOU UP!

Margie: hiding under a new name? we will hunt you down!!!
Eric: dammit! they found me!
Eric: *runs*

Chris: okay... ::shifty eyes::
Chris: I'm going to tell you something...
Margie: okay
Chris: ::more eye shifting::
Margie: :listens:
Margie: did we have this conversation?
Chris: you must tell no-one you saw this
Margie: saw what?
Chris: ::shifty eyes again::
Chris: okay...here it is....
Margie: :waits:
Chris: MARGIE IS A DOODY HEAD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Margie: that's what I want for my birthday next year
Margie: all the guys in one chat, not fighting ;-)
Chris: *punches martin in the head*
Martin: ouch!
Margie: that's getting him back for eating your gummi worms, I suppose
Martin: *slaps chris with a wet noodle*

Tina: *prints out a picture of Matt*
Tina: *finds darts*
Tina: *pins picture onto wall*
Lori: darts!
Lori: *puts picture of Snape over Matt's picture*
Tina: *throws darts, narrowing missing Matt's redneck face* damn! almost got the bastard:-D
Tina: HEY!
Lori: you got snape!
Lori: *timed that just right*
Tina: *tears off Snape's picture, muttering my poor preciousssss*
Lori: *rolls on floor, laughing*

Zach: *kicks someone in the nuts*
Margie: well, at least Zach didn't kick me
Martin: i certainly hope i wasn't that someone
Zach: it was the nearest male
Zach: which incidentally was eric.
Chris: well, i was away painting a box...
Chris: so it wasn't me

Margie: I stole the elephant
Michelle: i set it on fire
Adam: I saw it over there --->
John: I stole your elephant and you're not getting it back!
Lori: what elephant?
TAS: Whose elephant is it in the first place?