TAS: wait a sex that sounded weird
TAS: SEC*
TAS: SEC*
TAS: WHY DO THEY PUT THE "X" RIGHT BeSidE THE "C"?!?!?!?

Craig: what? pickle juice?

Margie: *whispers* does anyone know what he's talking about?

Craig: but what if someone comes to your site and suddenly gets the urge to know the purpose of aftershave?

Margie: what's he doing with fish? accessorizing?

Margie: wait, what did we set on fire?
Martin: hmm, i dunno

Martin: how do you feel about socks, Margie?

Holly: ...who wants to pet the cheese eating monkeys?!!

Zach: i'm currently suspended from the ceiling fan
Margie: are you?
Margie: is it fun?

Adam: I know the alphabet so well now, though!
Adam: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!!!
Margie: i am so proud
Todd: go Adam!
Margie: however, the question remains...can you count?

Adam: How much shelving do you do?
Margie: that just sounds weird

Josh: what kind of a person would name their book Castaways of the Flying Dutchman?
Josh: do dutch man fly?
Adam: it's a ship
Adam: the Flying Dutchman

Jasy: What would the world do with five little copies of me?
TAS: Kill them
Holly: use them as...entertainment?

Jasy: My ear itches...
Holly: where did THAT come from?
TAS: his ear
Jasy: When it itches, it, well, itches...

Zach: yes no or yes yes?
Cait: not even close
Holly: but similar
TAS: No no no no no no no
Cait: no yes
Cait: no no?
Zach: hmmm
TAS: no no no no no
Zach: someone tell me
Cait: no
Holly: ok, Zach
Jasy: Yes to the no! No to the yes! Yes to me! Everyone now! Sing with meee!!

Holly: are you an only child?
Jasy: No
Jasy: I have a goat

Zach: am I missing something here? lol
Jasy: Yes, Zach, we all are...
Jasy: I think it's called sanity...

Jade: okay...what happens at 2?
Jasy: I die

Margie: soo....if you're not a cheezit, what are you?
Margie: just wondering
Dahjo: (pss... she IS a cheezit, just in denial)
Michelle: shhh

Margie: Eric....fwaa?
Eric: yes, fwaa
Margie: okay

Adam: Feeling Elmo-ish?

Adam has left the room.
Margie: what's up with aim?
Chris: ::shrugs::
Adam has entered the room.
Adam: apologetics is
Adam has left the room.
Zach: whoa
Martin has left the room.
Chris: start again...
Margie: are we cursed tonight?
Margie: Zach, it says you aren't here
Zach: it says chris isn't here
Chris has left the room.
Martin has left the room.
Zach: and it says you aren't here Margie!
Zach: are you here?
Margie: yes, are you?

John: But you know what the funny thing is?
Ann: Monkeys on surfboards?

Omega: ::goes to wall of shame::
Margie: it's a wall now?
Ann: It's a wall now?

Jeff: Thought it bordered the Gulf O' Mexico
Margie: That's okay. Many people don't know where Georgia is, it's not a popular state.
Jeff: Okay, wait. Am I thinking Louisiana?
Jeff: I think I am.
Margie: Geography is not your stong point.

Margie: he answers the questions for you?
Adam: or does he sit down and do the problems with you?
Zach: no he does it for me
Adam: that's not quite right
Margie: no

Zach: what about chris?
Margie: he's in the corner

Zach: i thought it was oriental?
Margie: Indian
Adam: Indian
Zach: oh
Margie: as in...from India
Adam: from India
Zach: is there an echo in here?
Margie: yes
Adam: no

Zach: "the data that was requested for the plugin, did not download successfully."
Zach: WHY?!
Adam: Microsoft
TAS: Wahahah
Zach: what do I need to do?
Adam: grovel at Big Bill's feet
TAS: Grovel at MY feet
Zach: okay
Zach: and what do I need to do?

John: BTW, why is Roseidous represented by a bird on your page?
Margie: well...you see...
John: Besides the fact that he always runs into closed windows.

Margie Where's Martin?
Zach: he's ..
Zach: < < on the phone
Martin: < < on phone
Zach: see?

Margie: but how is everyone going to survive without me for a week?
Jasy: Eat nachos?

Holly: can tood dance?
Eric: *snicker*
Holly: shush eric
Eric: he can't jig, like i can, in any case

Katherine: Can I be the scotty dog?
Holly: ask eric...
Eric: no, sorry Kath
Margie: eric is usually the scotty dog, but you can probably steal it
Eric: you cannot steal the scotty dog!

John: Are we going to play a game?
Liese: uhm. no?
John: ::Hangs head::
John: ::Sheds a tear::
Liese: not unless its "whack-a-john"...
Margie: ooh, now *there's* an idea

Zach: you know what I hate?
Margie: garden gnomes?
TAS: me?
Zach: well, that too
Zach: yes, and that

Chris: *has one baby left*
Margie: I want it!
Ann: *eats baby*
Chris: Umar, you want to have my baby?
Ann: Too late!

Zach: Wales?
Zach: isn't that a fish?
Katherine: Fish?
Katherine: *ears perk up*
Katherine: *runs over to Zach* YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FISH?!
Katherine: Maybe the funny little man who blasts off into space with the sentient orange crayon knows where my fish went!
Margie: you mean John knows?
Margie: does he have an orange crayon?
Katherine: I don't know, does he?
Katherine: And is it sentient?
Margie: I think he stole the sentient orange crayon
Katherine: *gasp*
Chris: i leave the chat for 20 seconds, and the topic of conversation has changed to sentient crayons....
Chris: doesn't take much, does it?

TAS: I still wove you
Jasy: Who in the what now?

Margie: if you could teach your children only one lesson in life, what would it be?
Craig: bean bag

Margie: If you were to make a cure for grief what would be the ingredients?
Margie: Laughter...
Martin: love...
Chris: hmm.....a chicken, human eyeballs, potato salad...

Margie: if you could get one person to say I love you to you, who would you choose?
Craig: it all depends on the Cows that they like

Jasy: Where's my Zamboni when I need to make a getaway?
Margie: i stole it