Ann: Everyone else looks at me funny when I tell them I'm going to take over the world.

Margie: okay, but it has to be planets that are useless to us, in case he destroys them...like Mercury, maybe...or Neptune
Ann: He'll probally head to Uranus, just because it sounds dirty.

Margie: well...okay then...bad, terrible things are only fun when i get to do them

Margie: "very dangerous, evil in effect, having an evil disposition"
Margie: in other words, ME!

Holly: we all like jello
Margie: jello is the most important plot element
Josh: ::looks at Margie::

Margie: no, i like my gavel....can I have a whip, too?
Holly: yes
Holly: but only use it on the defendent
Margie: even better
Holly: and his lawyer

Holly: well-- he did make a movie
Holly: involving a doorknob
Liese: *shudder* ok, whats going on?!
Ann: That was wrong
Margie: very wrong
Liese: *nod*
Margie: at least we didn't let him have the mush
Ann: *shudder*
Liese: can i have it?

Holly: we need to torment some poor unsuspecting male
Margie: todd's on...
Holly: that works
Liese: can we? please, please please? can we torment??

Margie: *glances around*
Liese: hi Tas boy!! *big grin*
TAS: Why grinny?
Margie: *gets some rope*
Holly: *gets duct tape*
TAS: *looks around suspicously*
Ann: *gets a stick*

Holly: ANN!!
Ann: WHAT?
Holly: will you be my lawyer against Jasy?
Ann: Sure
Holly: you get to call him bad things
Ann: Yay!
Holly: like "Liar"

Margie: lol! um...yes, Ann...thanks for being so frank there
Ann: lol....no problem!

Margie: Isn't he cute?
Ann: Cute like a cute boy

Ann: Every second or so..."Rex! Why did you have to die? Oh no, not you too Biscut! FLUFFY!"
Margie: But how will little Johnny get his medication now?
Ann: Since he's trapped down the well, and all

Holly: Ok, I'm in the hall of shame
Margie: that's good, join the rest of us in our shame
Margie: wait, what shame?...we keep all our shame in that corner over there
Holly: oh yeah the lil pile with the sign "Pile of shame"

Ann: We'll turn you into a gingerbread man!
Margie: I already did that once
Holly: been there, done that, bought the t-shirt
Margie: they were selling shirts?
Holly: yes
Margie: Who? The dwarves?
Holly: well, no, I lied

Margie: Jasy says: "Give my regards to Holly and everyone"
Ann: *takes Jasy's regards and throws them in the corner*

Ann: Just as I thought!
Ann: The gnomes were in prune costumes!
Holly: really?
Ann: yes
Margie: that's sad
Holly: *imagines Jasy in a prune costume*
Jasy has entered the room.
Holly: speak of the devil

Margie: but I like my cardboard box, it's my spaceship *climbs in box*
Ann: I want a spaceship too!
Margie: you have a real one, Ann
Ann: but not a cardboard one!
Margie: oh, okay, I'll share *gets out of box*
Ann: Yay! *gets in box*
Margie: *points and laughs at Ann in the cardboard box*
Ann: *fires cardboard missiles*

Margie: i know the butler is alfred, but this alfred is different
Ann: He is?
Margie: i think so
Ann: How so?
Margie: well, he's not the same person for starters
Ann: Then what is he doing cleaning the Batcave?

Ann: Old, old Margie
Margie: *looks at Ann*
Ann: *looks at Margie*
Margie: old, old me
Ann: Old, old Margie

Jasy: Ahh! my arm is on fire!
Margie: *looks at Ann*
Ann: *looks at Margie*
Liese: *hides matches*
Holly: *shuts off water- then gets popcorn*

Ann: A cute turtle, a cute fish, and a RAGING PHEONIX OF FURY!
Ann: That's what Jasy wants.
Ann: Well, the last one
Margie: He said that?
Margie: that makes me laugh
Ann: No, but it would be cool if he did

Holly: (see, holly knows big words too)
Margie: *claps for Holly*

Margie: i must go to bed
Ann: okay
Margie: *sniff* I'm leaving you!
Ann: Goodnight!
Ann: *sob* I know!
Ann: DON'T GO!
Margie: don't cry too much without me
Ann: I'll try to hold myself together.
Margie: have some kleenex
Ann: Thanks.
Margie: sure
Ann: I can use it to clean my glasses.

Margie: Brave Sir Robin ran away
Ann: He bravely ran away.
Margie: oh brave, brave Sir Robin
Ann: When danger reared its ugly head, he turned on his tail and fled.

Ann: But then if a girl likes him, he might like her back, and then he might have to show his feelings, and then he'll expose his soft underbelly and then...um...I forgot my point.

Ann: You're back!
Margie: yes
Margie: what did I miss?
Ann: I stared at the computer for a while as the pixels started to move and dance.
Ann: Other than that, nothing.
Margie: well, that's something, i've never seen them dance
Ann: They do the Mambo
Margie: oh
Margie: cultured pixels
Ann: They can also waltz, but not very well.

Margie: Ann! *dramatic slow-motion running scene*
Ann: M...a...r...g...i...e...
Margie: people would ask questions
Ann: It would make a wonderful movie, though.
Ann: And then a dog dies
Margie: a surprise ending
Ann: And there's a war.
Margie: hey, lesbians, the boys would be interested
Ann: lesbians, dogs, and wars.
Margie: there you go
Ann: That's all they need
Ann: Why didn't we think of this before?
Margie: of what? lesbians?
Ann: It's the ultimate ULTIMATE guy movie.
Margie: lol, yes
Ann: It's called "Dogs, Wars, and Lesbians"
Margie: yay!
Ann: Or a new reality show!
Margie: ooh!
Margie: a dog dies in every episode!
Ann: Yes!

Margie: a shrubbery! We demand a shrubbery!
Ann: LOL!
Margie: we are no longer the knights who say Nee!! We are the knights who say...Icky, icky...something...something....etc...etc...
Ann: We need....ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!

Margie: and hey, Jasy will be in Arizona then....at school
Liese: whoo
Holly: ah! nifty
Liese: we get to ra-- err, abduct him too?
Margie: as long as no one gets hurt ;-)
Holly: why would we ra--, err, abduct Jasy?
Margie: for fun

Ann: What is the wing speed velocity of a swallow?
Margie: was it carrying a coconut or not?
Ann:Of course
Margie: can they really do that?
Ann: Perhaps
Ann: Only an African Swallow, though
Margie: oh
Margie: then my answer is 42
Ann: Good answer

Ann: *dies*
Margie: dum dum dumdum
Ann: I am a zombie
Ann: again
Margie: again?
Ann: yep
Margie: that's the third time this week
Ann: I know
Ann: I should be on the frequent zombie program
Margie: you should
Ann: Get valuable miles and stuff
Ann: and prizes!
Margie: ooh, prizes!
Margie: like um.....
Ann: The Zombie Hair Re-Attacher!
Margie: how about the toothpaste?
Ann: Yes!
Ann: And the Rot Reducer
Ann: I only need 2000 points for that!

Ann: I would be a Chovispike
Margie: Chovispike sounds like a Pokemon
Ann: Chovispike! I call you!

Margie: The Cheese Stands Alone!
Katherine: Poor Cheese...
Ann: *eats the cheese*
Margie: Ann! That was the *special* cheese you ate!
Ann: Look, I grew wings!
Ann: I can fly!
Katherine: *edges away from Ann slowly*
Ann: *flaps wings*
Katherine: *is reminded of a scene in A Bug's Life*
Ann: From up here, you all look like little ants!
Margie: Ann, don't stand on the coffee table, please
Ann: But the countertop is already occupied
Margie: by what? or um....who?
Ann: Well....You know how Jasy "died"
Margie: Yeah...
Ann: I put him on the counter
Margie: oh, so *that's* what smelled funny, not the bread
Ann: He's attracting flies

Ann: LOOL!
Margie: it's so funny it needs two o's
Ann: yes
Ann: lool = Laughing orderly out loud
Margie: yes
Margie: or obviously out loud
Ann: or that
Margie: if it was both, it would be looool
Margie: kind of like droool
Ann: But not as gross
Margie: Yes.
Margie: we say yes a lot
Ann: Yes

Ann: I will have to deal with it
Ann: Somehow
Margie: poor you and selfish, dirty-minded me
Ann: Poor me with no dirty mind whatsoever
Ann: Nope, none at all
Margie: mhmm, you're very innocent
Margie: I will corrupt you
Ann: I am quite innocent
Ann: Poor, innocent me
Ann: *ahem*
Margie: yes, *ahem*
Margie: oops, your halo slipped off of your devil horns there, might want to fix that
Ann: Oh, thanks
Ann: *gets superglue*
Ann: That won't happen again!

Ann: Did you know that you have the Whip of Retribution?
Margie: do I?
Margie: that's a good name for my whip
Ann: *nod* And I have the Pointy Stick of Death and Destrucktion
Ann: Destruction
Ann: Where did that K come from?
Margie: Germany

Margie: so you like the bandwagon? I decorated it myself
Ann: I love the chains on the walls
Margie: the chains go well with the flowery curtains
Ann: Suprisingly well
Margie: it's kind of small, but we can expand when more people join the bandwagon
Ann: Add more wheels and another room
Margie: did you see the dartboard? It has Jasy's face on it? throw some darts!
Ann: Okay!
Ann: *throws a dart*
Ann: *hits Bubba*
Margie: oops
Margie: *throws one* got his eye! you believe it works like a voodoo doll?
Ann: One can only hope
Ann: *hits Jasy's ear*

Holly: dance funny little man, dance! *points to john controllingly*

Margie: with your luck, you'd be a chicken and get taped to someone
Liese: ...duck
Liese: they dont bite as hard =P
Margie: a duct-taped duck!

Holly: Eric lives at the end of the street, by the swamp
Holly: he has a tree house
Eric: ..swamp?
Holly: Liese set it on fire

Holly: what have i done...
Liese: something very, very bad
Tina: I'm not good with my fits, but I've got weapons!
Margie: Tina has fits ;-)

Margie: i told him he was cute....probably not a good idea, as his ego is bad enough already
Ann: Now his swelled head won't be able to go through doors. :-)
Margie: oh, good...i knew i did it for a reason...now he cant' follow me inside

Ann: Evil...
Margie: evil is fun
Ann: But then evil gets killed by heros in leather underwear who use ridiculous weapons, and that's no fun.
Margie: exactly...i mean, we should get leather underwear and win sometimes, too
Ann: Is that so much to ask?
Margie: i think not
Ann: Equal rights, that's all we ask for.
Margie: yes, campaign for evilness
Ann: Of course, we need weapons of mass destruction for this.
Margie: yes, of course.....nuclear weapons, Britney Spears, and the Barney television show
Ann: We are so evil.
Margie: and it's fun

Michelle: don't leave
Margie: don't leave?
Michelle: i'll link you someday
Margie: yeah, that's why I'm leaving, Michelle won't link me ;-)

Margie: :-*
Katherine: STRUMPET!
Margie: oh, was that me?

Katherine: Gasp! Four of us are here!
Katherine: The plot thickens!
Tina: eek, forgot I was here
Katherine: 5!
Katherine: The plot positively curdles.

Lori: and he's gone. *nod*
Ann: He's been eaten by the Hellbeast
Margie: no!
Lori: bad Hellbeast!

Margie: remember rule....what was it? 5 hundred something?
Ann: 537?
Lori: yeah
Margie: I think so
Lori: remember that rule
Ann: "Don't eat questionable balogna!"
Margie: what's rule number one? just out of curiosity
Ann: "Kane is God."
Margie: oh, of course

Lori: *thinks john is a wuss*
Holli: intmidated by overbearing woman
John: I am not wussy!
John: ...Ma'am