Martin: i thought you were leaving
Martin: i thought you were
Margie: uh-oh
Margie: the craziness begins

Holly: *rolls eyes*
Rebecca: ::Rolls eyes::
Zach: ::rolls eyes::
Rebecca: heh
Zach: why am i rolling my eyes?
Rebecca: because you have caught the highly contagious eye-rolling disease!

Monica has entered the room.
Monica: hi!
Dahjo: hey
Margie: hi
Holly: hey!!
Katherine: Hi!
Chris: hey

Adam: I should start Nothlit's Animorphs Site To-kill Yeerks. NASTY
Margie: Roses's Animorphs Tribute Site...RATS
Adam: Dahjo's Incredible New Great Brilliant Animorphs Tribute Site...DINGBATS
Adam: Todd's Original Animorphs Site Tribute Yeah...TOASTY
Margie: site tribute yeah? lol
Adam: mm hm

Margie: Chris sent me a father's day card...seriously
Margie: it had singing monkeys
Todd: a fathers day card?!
Margie: yep
Todd: LOL
Margie: they sang me a song
Natalie: singing monkeys?
Todd: chris is nuts
Todd: i swear. .
Margie: about what a wonderful father I am

TAS: TOO MANY PPL ARE ON
Margie: hey! hey TAS! Hey! I have to talk to you! hey! you busy? Hey!
TAS: NOT AT FREAKIN ALL!

TAS: I SAW BROTHER WHERE ART THOU!!!
TAS: IT"S SO FUNNY!
Margie: caps lock stuck? or are you just that happy?
TAS: WHAT?
TAS: OH
TAS: oops

Martin: hey wait a sex
Martin: oops
Margie: lol!!!!!
Martin: sec, sec, sec!!!!!!!!
Margie: *applauds*
Martin: :::bows:::

Zach: STOP DRINKING MD WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
Monica: NO!!!
Monica: MINE!!
Margie: someone needs to learn to share *gets out barney tapes*
Monica: NOO!!!
Monica: *clutches md to chest* NEVER!
Monica: mdholic *nods*

Zach: i'm doing a quote page now
Margie: hey!!!!
Margie: *points* copycat!!!

Margie: please stop jumping, it scares me
Jasy: *stops jumping*
Jasy: *instead, starts hopping*
Margie: you listened to me? oh, nevermind

Margie: yeah, Jasy, go ahead and sit
Jasy: *sits'*
Jasy: Oh, man, its hot in here...
Holly: *several dwarfs come running into the room*
Jasy: *takes off robe*
Margie: *looks the other way*
Jasy: *falls asleep*
Holly: *points and laughs*
Margie: *calls vinnie*
Jasy: *Jasy turns to vapor, and vanishes*
Margie: since when can you do that? teach me how!
Jasy: *appears behind Margie*
Holly: Jasy can't do that
Jasy: Oh, I know many tricks in the Art of Roseidous
Holly: the art of roseidous?
Jasy: *Jasy lifts his hand, and a rubber chicken appears*
Jasy: Ta-da!

Holly: jessica rabbit
Jasy: Not the dip! My bed!
Holly: roger rabbit
Jasy: The dip
Holly: garden gnomes
Jasy: What would happen if tied to the back of a truck...?
Holly: AniTV
Jasy: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Margie: aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Holly: serial killers
Dahjo: mommy
Jasy: My underarms
Margie: possible co workers

Martin: ok, that was random--even for me
Margie: gummi bears..bouncing here and there and everywhere
Martin: now *that* was random
Margie: lol, it was meant to be
Martin: eventually, if we keep doing a lot of random stuff, it won't be random anymore

Holly: but, adam stole it
Adam: < -- stole it

Ann has left the room.
Todd: ann left!
Ann has entered the room.
Todd: ann's back!

Josh: you know summer has driven you insane when you find yourself explaining a LEGO spaceship to your mom
Margie: lol! my brothers have so many legos, I play with them sometimes
Josh: it's really kinda fun, sort of relaxing
Margie: yep
Josh: good for self-esteem, too, when all the people have cylinders in their head and they are yellow

Margie: *open closet door, walks out* (i never really left, i was hiding)
Chris: lol...Margie....you know some of zach's terrible secrets, don't you...
Margie: yes, i do...many secrets... *looks around mysteriously, goes back to closet*
Margie: *locks door*

Todd: i only knew adam, holly, eric, terra, tyler, and margie at the prom
Margie: hey zach, me and adam stripped and ran naked through the ani-news prom
Todd: and two were naked
Adam: we did
Todd: so they don't count

Margie: you know, I was hoping to be 1000
Jasy: Were you?
Margie: 1001
Jasy: Lol!
Margie: oh well, who was 1000?
Jasy: Strangly enough. I was. =o)

Jasy: Is there an echo?
Margie: no
Margie: ....no....
Margie: ...............no......
Jasy: ooohh, fudge!....
Jasy: ..............fudge.....
Jasy: ......................fudge.........
Holly: ^odd

Holly: tell them your pet died
Todd: lol! okay
Holly: and it was a bird with no legs named "bucko"
Holly: and he sung sweetly in the night
Ann: Aw
Holly: and whispered sweet nothings in your ear
Chris: ::whispers::
Chris: nothingnothingnothingnothingnothing
Holly: those are just nothings
Holly: you need to whsiepr sweet nothings
Chris: sweetnothingsweetnothingsweetnothings weetnothingsweetnothingsweetnothingsw eetnothingsweetnothing
Todd: chris had a chat about pineapples =P

Jasy: Lol, Eric's a bit...ummm....how should I put this delicately.
Jasy: Retarted.
Jasy: Outright dumb dumb
Holly: you spelled that wrong
Margie: you didn't even spell it right, you idiot
Eric: well, you're the one who sp-
Holly: its r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d
Eric: yeah. that.
Jasy: Shuddup, you stoopid peoples! I know hows to sel!
Jasy: Spel!
Jasy: Spell

Margie:Adam told me you weren't all mighty, you might want to get on to him for that
Jeff: Bah. I AM All Mighty! Watch me SMITE him!

Jeff: Woo hoo, I got it fixed. It's all good.
Margie: everything is right with the world
Jeff: Totally
Margie: for maybe five minutes
Margie: until you try to change something else
Jeff: Exactly

Zach: I need new supplies
Adam: walmart carries them :-)
Margie: a new ruler, maybe?
Margie: yeah, you can get cranberry juice there, too

Cait has entered the room.
Margie: Mommy!
Katherine: Hey Mo-er, Cait
John: Mommy!
Ann: Mommy?
Margie: Cait is our mommy!
John: Mommy!
Ann: Mommy!
John:.....Wait.....

TAS: If you peeps would talk you wouldn't have to listen to me
Margie: I'm a peep?
Ann: Peep - noun - a marshmallow-like substance sold to gullible people during the holidays, usually Easter.
Margie: actually, I hate peeps
Zach: yeah they get really nasty after like, one

Chris: lol....it's my new thing...naming chats...
Margie: we had one while you were gone called "moose"
Chris: good ol' moose chat
Chris: she probably has it saved...
Chris: and extensively quoted on her website

Zach: i' m alive
Margie: me too
Ann: I'm not
Dustin: i died.
Katherine: <--buried

Todd: and Jasy is rosidous
Tina: I thought it was Rosey
Margie: rosey, roser, roserlicious, mudstuffin, whatever
Margie: primaballerinapotatoboy...
Holly: spudlyprimaballerinapotatomanwithcreamedcornandpeppersauce

TAS: I like the rush of skateboarding
TAS: and also spelunking
Margie: Dr. Brain! spelunking!
Chris: I like the rush of getting up in the morning
Chris: ::sits up::
Chris: wheeee!

Margie: TAS.....Pull the lever!!!!!!!!
TAS: Wrong lever!
Margie: Why do we even have that lever?

Jasy: I followed a little white rabbit. How 'bout you, Margie?
Margie: um..no?
Jasy: Ah, good, so you won't cut me head off? Cherry-o!
~Twenty minutes later~
Margie: WAIT!!!! I finally get the rabbit thing! I know what he was talking about!

Eric: if it's any consolation Margie, i've never actually thought that
Margie: i know Eric, i'm yelling at Eric
Margie: Lol! I need to go to bed
Eric: yes you do ;-)

Eric: you're an ass-monkey, Chris. an ass-monkey.
Eric: *is way too amused by that*
Eric: *should probably get some sleep as well*
Margie: okay, what's the difference between that and a regular monkey?
Eric: ass-monkey's have asses.
Eric: or they are asses.
Margie: but don't other monkeys have those?
Todd: so do regular monkeys. .
Eric: or they like asses.
Margie: oh
Eric: it's sort of a vague term, isn't it?
Margie: yes
Chris: I think ass-monkeys are half monkey, half donkey...
Eric: no, that would just be weird.
Margie: no, that has to be the answer
Margie: I'm entirely amused that I actually saw Chris type the word ass-monkey, I must save that for future reference

John: I return!
Margie: *ducks*
Margie: I'm not here, you can't see me
John: Where's Margie?
Margie: she's not here
Ann: *poof* She's invisible
John: Darn... she must have left... I guess I'll just have to eat these wonderful Oreos all by myself...
Margie: *whispers: yeah, go ahead*
Ann: Those are the special ones

Umar: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! TAS!
Umar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ann: Oh suck it up, Umar. He's gone!
Ann: Never to return!
Margie: never ever
Margie: ever
Ann: To wander the world, lost and friendless
Margie: not all who wander are lost
Ann: But TAS is
Margie: That's true

Margie: and I did a damn good job, too ;-)
Adam: damn
TAS: *screams*
TAS: Margie said a bad word!
Margie: so did Adam *points*
Ann: Potty mouths!
Jasy: Ah hell!
Holly: heck, jasy, say heck
Ann: Hell!

Adam: they is, is they?
Katherine: Er...*shrugs*
Ann: Watch out for them!
Umar: The Chicken Is Coming?
Chris: Chickens
Umar: Ah
Umar: I see
Ann: The Chickens is coming
Margie: ooh! And I brought my duct tape!
Adam: bokkkkk, bokbokbokbokbok
Umar: How... convinient...
Margie: okay, that's wrong
Umar: Now if only Jasy would show up...
Margie: don't ever do that ever again Adan
Ann: Adam has been taken over by the Chickens
Margie: Adam
Margie: whatever your name is
John: OOOH! Chickens!!!!!
Umar: Uh-oh
John: ::Pets the chickens::
Umar: You got John excited...
John: ::Chickens attack John::

John: ::Flexes bran::
Margie: bran
John: *brain
John: And I didn't even plan that one ;-)

John: She shares the same birthday, in the same year, as the Bastard of Disney!
John: The Enemy of the Luragdain!
Ann: You'll have to specify
John: The horrendous Ryan Merriman!
Ann: ah
John: Oh, and Haley Joel Osment
John: Not same year, of course

Umar: I... live!
Margie: he's alive! he's aliiiiive!!!! *evil laughter*

Margie: I'm very much attempting to be serious
Margie: and it's just not working
Jasy: Is it? Or...did YOU kill mister Green in the library with a spork?!
Margie: yes

John: Sorry for the pause, I was getting some paper towels ;-)
Margie: do I need to know what they're for?
John: Nothing!
John: Nothing at all!
John: Aw, carp, the chickens got off of the altar again, brb!
John: Ok, got them!
Margie: carp? lol, fish!

John: Guuuuuh.... Fiiiiiii...
Margie: *leaves*
John: Haaaaaiiiiiir...
Margie: Ann, you'll have to clean up the drool, sorry
John: (Worn down)
Ann: Ewww
John: (Until the second half of the episode)
Ann: John! Drool cup!
John: (Then it's up)
John: (Especially for the roof scene)
John: Ooops!
John: ::Takes drool cup::
Ann: Thank you

Adam: morf morf morf
Margie: dot....dot....dot
Adam: EE em zee Sveedish Chefe, morf morf morf
Margie: duck duck duck.......goose!
Margie: are you?
Margie: I am going to zee bed ;-)
Adam: zaboodanameeblortah
Margie: very nice
Adam: mee hee hee hee hee
Margie: I think you need a nap, too

Holly: we should get supersoakers one summer
Eric: it takes the whole summer to get supersoakers out?
Liese: yes =P
Eric: ..geeez..
Liese: they're ubersupersoakers

*edited because it was an inappropriate comment that someone else said*
Umar: A proper response: "I'd have to locate it with the microsope first. No thanks."
Margie: yay for Umar!
Tina: LMAO, UMAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Margie: Where did that come from?

Zach: I'm gonna take all my friends and live in a giant cabin
Margie: I'm moving it!
Tina: GIANT CABIN!
Margie: yes, I'm moving the cabin, watch me

Margie: well, in reference to pond-scum, I was going to say that you are not fungus! ;-)
Zach: that doesn't help the fact that too many people are ignorant fuckwittages
Umar: fuckwittage: homophobic men who are, in fact, giant assholes
Margie: I need to stop before I say something really odd...wait...too late
Umar: Add that to your dictionary, Margie ;-)

Zach: I deserve an award
Zach: give me one
Tina: *gives Zach a BIG award*
Tina: CONGRATULATIONS!
Margie: you can have a Squiggly Pen!
Margie: want a blue one?
Zach: yes
Umar: I'll take hot pink, please
Margie: you won't write me letters with it, you can't have one, Umar ;-)

Zach: what the hell is my grandmother doing online at almost midnight
Margie: invite her! no, wait, that was wrong
Margie: *hits self*
Zach: HELLO ARE YOU ZACH"S FRIENDS FROMSCHOOL??????
Margie: "no, I'm his boyfriend!"
Tina: I love your grandmother!
Zach: "no, i'm his other boyfriend"

Katherine: "I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat, whatcha think about that?"
Ann: *feeds hat to AniOkapi*
Matt: Hats are cool.
Katherine: My hat!
Umar: You were *apparently* too sexy for it...
Katherine: Ah, great moments of wisdom

Adam: I AM SO GOING TO SEE MONSTERS INC!
Holly: ok adam..
Margie: um...i wanna see it too?
Margie: but not so much that I use capital letters
Todd: why is adam so excited?
Margie: something about a movie

Margie: i am...how old?? everyone answer now....
Holly: 19!
Elfangor:14
Adam: too old
Todd: 20!
Holly: 16...
Todd: Margie is 20
Holly: ::cough::
Margie: yes, we need to work on this answering as a group thing

Jasy: Who are ya, Aldy?
Juliet: Lol. I'm Juliet.
Margie: he doesn't do too well with names
Margie: you might have to remind him again in a minute ;-)
Jasy: Who am I?
Margie: wait, Jasy! What's my name?
Jasy: Who the bloody heck are you?
Jasy: =oP
Margie: yeah, see if you get a present now ;-)

Chris: hmm... at least half of the hits on my website seem to come from blogs in spanish
Margie: you talked about that before
Margie: one translated to "illicit enrichment"
Chris: "Faut absolument aller voir les cartoons HP sur ce site, c'est à crever de rire ^^;"
Chris: is that spanish?
Margie: that is French
Chris: ooh! i have attracted a new market!

Chris: "Whoever wrote it is a fucking genius. Holy shit, I can't breathe."
Margie: wow
Chris: is that good or bad, do you think?
Margie: Chris, I didn't know you talked like that
Todd: me neither
Todd: *very impressed*
Chris: note the quotation marks... they indicate a quotation
Todd: *very unimpressed*

Todd: snape confused me
Todd: he taught chemicals
Tina: POTIONS
Todd: chemistry
Margie: Potions!!!!
Todd: oh
Todd: potions
Tina: "he taught chemicals" pfffft! LMAO!

Lori: molly adopts roser...
Margie: yes
Lori: roser is thus roses's brother
Ann: yes
Margie: yes ;-)
Lori: and later on...
Ann: yes
Margie: I know
Lori: oh dear
Margie: we discuss that in the vacation story
Lori: i guess that's what's to be expected of georgia

Margie: why does my class have to be at 8 am?
Chris: I'll write a nasty letter to your lecturer
Chris: Dear Your Majesty,
John: Yes?
Chris: I've heared that you have scheduled one or more of your classes at 8am
Chris: What's the deal?
John: Well... um...
Chris: How is Margie meant to fit anything else into her day with you having classes at that hour?
Chris: How about pushing it back to, say, 5am?
Chris: Think about it.You'll be hearing from me again soon if you don't.
Chris: Consider this a warning.
Chris: ~ Chris (PhD)
Lori: very intimidating

Chris: i think you just set up a secondary something-or-other...
Chris: or did i just make that up?
Chris maybe i just made it up...
John: This is going well ;-)
Chris: *tests theory*
Chris: *attempts to sign up for Beans and Legumes Cooking Group*
Chris: there must be a lot of bean-and-legume fans out there
John: This is news to you?!
Chris: 218 members?!
Chris: that's just...not right
Chris: *joins*

John: "Doggy. Big, floppy eared doggy. With its head split in half"
John: Now, tell me, where's *this* quote from?
Lori: 101 Dalmatians?

Eric: yeah. i'm here. woosh.
Ann: Happy Canada Day!
Umar: It appears Eric is occupied with something else at the moment.
Umar: Canada day... ?
Ann: Yes
TAS: yes, apparently he's wooshing
Todd: That sounds fun!
Todd: *wooshes*
Todd: Eh, it's not what it's cut out to be.
Todd: wooshing, not canada

Margie: go to yahoo and look at their latest news items "Britney Spears says she's not a virgin"
John: ::GASP!::
John: She ISN'T?!
Margie: I had no idea!
John: I NEVER would have guessed!
Ann: What a SHOCK!
Chris: *makes alternative marriage plans*
Margie: I wonder if she says who....
Margie: Justin!
Ann: Justin!
Chris: Justin Timberlake is a PERSON?

Margie: Fiddy?
Margie: as in 50?
John: Yep
John: Fiddy Cen
Margie: I'm not behind on popular culture!
Margie: go me!
Ann: *kills fiddy cen*
Ann: But he's a rapper, so even after he's dead he'll still release 5 more albums

Zach: who's matt?
Margie: elfangor262
Chris: K A Applegate
Chris: good evening, your majesty
Matt: hello, royal subjects

Margie: high Catholic churches? what are those?
Ann: Churches with drugs
Ann: *nod*
Margie: I want to go there!

Chris: hmm... if i break this chain letter, i will be cursed with relationship problems for the next ten years...
Ann: oh dear
Chris: maybe chain letters turn people gay
Chris: that's it.
Chris: case closed
Zach: i knew that was it!
Margie: we solved the world's problems

Holly: which princess are you playing now?
Katherine: Hmm...I haven't played one since Lourdes
Katherine: Or I have, but I forgot her name and the computer got evil and I figured "Ah, screw it."
Lori: so...about the social..
Lori: screw the computer?
Katherine: The social.
Katherine: Er....
Katherine: *blink*

John: And I have taked over the world!
Umar: taked, eh?
Lori: taked over the world?
John: Yes!
John: Taked!
Lori: ah. and you'll institute new grammar rules too, i take it?
John: Don't you people speak English?! Katherine: Yes, well, it doesn't matter

John: We still need you to bring peace to Zimbabwe!
Lori: isn't zimbabwe already peaceful?
Umar: That's what YOU think!
John: Not when i invade!
John: Or should I say- not when me and Ramu invade!
John: Ahem, Umar, sorry