TAS: Zach
TAS: Hey Zach
Zach: hey
Zach: hey chris
TAS: Hey Zach?
Zach: hey chris?
TAS: PSST SAY WHAT
Zach: hey!
Zach: chris!
Zach: hey chris!
TAS: HEY ZACH
Zach: no wait. I mean. Hey CHRIS!
TAS: ahem
TAS: say what
Zach: what?

Jasy: Well, if she's Barbie's friend, you know she's hot, so who cares about the name? =o)

Adam: and they were all sitting around a table eating, and discussing ways of killing the conversation.
Adam: And my friend just blurts out, "I hate black people"
Adam: and they all shut up
Todd: oooo
Adam: and he was like, "well, I guess that killed the conversation, eh?"

TAS: ... live
TAS: with...
TAS: eric?
TAS: *RUNS OUT AND JUMPS OFF CLIFF*
Eric: wow
Jasy: See what you get, Eric, when you don't play my Mod? And see what you get, TAS, for, umm...
Jasy: ...being alive?
Eric: for having a longer name at one point than Jasy?

Jasy: Otay, here's what we're having...
Cait: gr...stupid new AIM makes you repeat stuff...
Cait: gr...stupid new AIM makes you repeat stuff...
TAS: huh?
Jasy: Some bread I found behind the fridge...
Jasy: This meat I found in a dumpster...
TAS: Bread!??!?!
TAS: GIMME!
Jasy: And, umm, this tic tac I found...somewhere...
Jasy: It's been in my pocket for awhile...
TAS: Coool!
TAS: I love that flavor!
Cait: dibs on the tic-tac!

TAS: His nose!?
TAS: On quicktime?!
Jasy: Yes, I recorded my nose...
Jasy: It just sits there...but it's great entertainment for the entire family!
TAS: not when you sneeze

Zach: don't diss my mama!
Jasy: Salad on a half-shell...
TAS: you're mama's a salad?
Zach: yo mama!
Jasy: Yea...sorry, I ate her...
Zach: and...yo mama too!
Cait: Teenage Mutant Ninja Salads..

Zach: and the printer was like, "beep beep"
Chris: your printer swore at you?

Todd: yeah, Adam's right
Adam: < -- is right

Todd: Adam << is slow
Adam: <-- is not
Todd: ^is
Adam: ^ is
Todd: ^is
Adam: ^ freak
Todd: ^geek
Adam: ^ bookstore nerd
Todd: ^transvestite
Adam: no comment

Zach: ::sigh::
Chris: ::eats a tissue::
Zach: well everyone is either mad, or feeling dirty...
Chris: i'm not
Chris: ::takes another bite out of the tissue::

Chris: i love you
Adam: I love your mom.
Margie: *cough*

Zach: i want to play guitar
Chris: i want to play the buzzy wurly
Margie: Martin keeps valiently trying to change the subject
Chris: how about them mets, huh?
Martin: (strawberry fields forever!!!)
Margie: hmm....*looks around*

Chris: baaaaah @ Adam
Adam: ::shears Chris::
Chris: ::bites Adam::

Todd: i had a dog. . Adam's mom ;-)
Holly: that was cold
Todd: kidding. . he knows i'm kidding Holly
Margie: Wow, that was actually a good one, Todd

Holly: I want a BF
Elfangor: i want a gf
Margie: I want a boyfriend too
Adam: I want your mom.
Todd: i have Adam's mom

Jasy: *wanders in*
Chris: updownupdownupdownupdownupdownup downupdownupdownupdownupdownupdo wnupdown
Chris: roundandroundandroundandroundandroun dandroundandroundandroundandroundan droundandroundandround
Jasy: Maybe I shouldn't have wandered in here... *backs away slowly*

Jasy has entered the room.
Chris: this room is feeling less and less safe
Jasy: 'ello!
Chris: I mean....hi
Jasy: ................................hey!

Jasy: I have one, simple request....
Jasy: ....and that is, to have SHARKS WITH FRICKIN LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS!!
Margie: no
Eric: their FRICKIN heads, Jasy

TAS: think of insulting MY mama again!
TAS: Boo-to-the-yah
Adam: yo mama's mama
TAS: ::Gasp!::
Adam: and yo papa's mama too
TAS: Who's your daddy?!
Adam: yo mama's my daddy
Margie: boo-to-the-yah?
TAS: Yo mamma wears combat boots!!!
Adam: no, that's my sistah!
Ann: What's so bad about combat boots?
Adam: my mama is my sista!
Margie: (he lives in the south)

Adam: your mom's in here
Zach: I know
Zach: she likes it
Adam: in my pants, I mean
Zach: I know
Holly: ::cough::
Margie: wow
Elfangor: that is just wrong!
Margie: that was a good one
Holly: Cheating on me adam???
Margie: *applauds adam*
Adam: I love your mom
Zach: I love my mom too
Zach: can we all love her together?
Adam: that's just nasty
Zach: ROTFL
Elfangor: that's a good movie script...
Zach: your mom smiles innocently
Elfangor: there's something about zach's mom
Todd: who's dissing moms?
Adam: your mom is

Chris: I wrote a very cynical (for me at least) poem....
Eric: yay!
Chris: ::nods::
Eric: i mean- um, oh.
Chris: want to read it?
Eric: sure!
Eric: i mean, whatever. ;-)
Eric:ooh, cynicism does abound.
Chris: but I'm over it now
Eric: ironically enough, the Christmas season is one of the few things i'm rarely cynical about
Chris: Joy to the World!
Eric: *considers being thoughtful*
Eric: *but no. no.*

Eric: on the other hand, i couldn't imagine ever having sex with them
Todd: i can't imagine eric having sex with anyone
Eric: my pride is almost damaged, Todd ;-)

Eric: yeah, i'm back too
Chris: hello Eric
Eric: but i'm not sorry. and i wasn't working very hard. 'ullo, Chris.
Chris: if that is your real name...Mohamad Agwoffawaffle!

Cait: *waves at ocean*
Cait: haha get it?
Cait: ocean?
Cait: waves?
Cait: anybody?
Cait: *mutters off*

Cait: i'm hungry
Cait: *eats TAS*
Margie: again?
TAS: Leaving us just because some primitive feelin.... ARGH!
TAS: Crap, i hate being digested by you
Cait: *uneats TAS*
TAS: that doesn't sound good
Cait:*barfs up- oh, you're right.
TAS: < -- gets barfed against the wall
Margie: *gets mop*
TAS: < -- get's hamster
TAS: no wait...
Cait: *get's bib*
TAS: < -- gets *dead* hamster
Margie: wait a minute....
Margie: you *know* what happened with the hamster incident

Elfangor: a dog is licking himself on a sidewalk
Elfangor: two guys walk up
Margie: john and rosey, probably
Elfangor: the first guy says, "boy, i wish i could do that"
Margie: yep, it was them
Elfangor: the second guy goes "well, you better pet him first"
Margie: yeah, the first one was rosey
John: OH!
Umar: I so didn't get that one

Zach: I was on the bus today, right?
Chris: right.
Chris: you were.
Chris: I saw you.
Chris: it hit me.
Chris: it hurt.
Chris: anyway, go on..
Zach: anyway
Zach: I was just sitting there and all
Zach: and you know how they have those big mirrors?
Chris: yes
Zach: so the bus driver can watch you and so you can wonder if it's a man or a woman?
Chris: that's the part that hit me.
Chris: right

Todd: which girl in the trileader rpgs is the pyromaniac?
John: All of them

Chris: yo, A - you sayin' i can't roll wit ma boys? i'm down wit it...know what i'm sayin', shorty?
Chris: this is painful for Adam...all those grammatical errors...

Adam: I'm obese!

Margie: *senses that this has become a guy conversation*
Adam: it has, Margie
Adam: feel free to interject with anything you want
Margie: *feels like a mother*
Zach: that's why i stand on my head
Margie: *listening to a conversation she doesn't want to hear*
Todd: Margie. . .you met johnny?
Zach: Margie!
Margie: not personally
Chris: ===========================
Zach: chris!!
Adam: Chris!
Zach: what's that?!?!
Adam: uncalled for
Zach: chris
Chris: what??
Margie: now i'm lost
Margie: but it suddenly becomes clear to me
Margie: you are teenagers
Margie: and guys
Chris: mine was innocent!

Josh: Mmmm...duck...
Cait: Mmmmm......josh
Cait: ::bites josh
Josh: O_O!
Josh: ::shoves him into a toilet::
Cait: ::chews josh::
Cait: ow!
Josh: ::puts bowling shoes on him::
Cait: HEY!
Josh: HA!
Chris: get a room you two!

Adam: Margie is the only girl left. :-*
Margie: hi!
Eric: lol!
TAS: What about me?!
TAS: i mean..
TAS: yeah she is isn't she
Margie: *waves at the guys*

Todd: what happens if you burn the mp3?
Todd: is that illegal too?
Jasy: The Russian mafia will get you.
Jasy: And make you eat 55 puppydog tails.
Margie: eww
Todd: eww
Margie: why 55?
Todd: cause 56 would be too much
Jasy:Pirating music is COMMUNISM!

Chris: Chris, the singing telegram
TAS: ^add cool and sexy in there somewhere
Chris: no, i meant you, not me.
TAS: ::glares:: so did I

Chris: *od*
Chris: *nod*
Chris: although, odd was probably closer to the truth

Chris: *maximises window*
Chris: now it would fir
Chris: or fit
Chris: it could fir
Chris: but i don't think fir is a verb
TAS: it is in japan
TAS: actually it's the act of making woopy in a car
Chris: everything's a verb in japan
TAS: "everything"? I'm trying to see using that as a verb...
TAS: He everythinged the dog

Umar: Unfortunately, I don't know what Drew Barrymore's hair looks like.
Chris: kind of like a mop
Todd: HOT
Todd: It looks hot.
Umar: Elaborate on 'mop.'
Chris: hot like a mop.

Adam: yo
Chris: hey
Todd: hey
Adam: okay, that's all, I just wanted to create my first chat that people actually showed up in
Chris: okay, bye...

Eric: OH MY GOD
Margie: eric just read something bad
Eric: holy SHIT...
Chris: or something good
Eric: i had no IDEA it was that bad...
Eric: *claws out brain*
Chris: or something burrowed into his head
John: Aren't you glad I exposed you to this?

John: I'm the ugly white guy ::Nods::
John: But who isn't?
Chris: not me
Chris: i'm a black man *nod*
John: ... Yeah, uh, not me either!
John: Whoever said that!
Chris: i'm black where it counts!
Chris: ...whatever that means

Chris: misuse? how do you spell that, anyway?
Adam: that would be missyooz
Chris: *sigh* i remember the good old days when adam used to encourage correct spelling...

Zach: sans serif is a technical term;-)
Chris: your MUM is a technical term
Margie: more violence!
Zach: *is amused by "mum"*
Adam: *is amused by your mom*
Chris: we're all amused by your mum, zach :-P
Zach: quit saying mum
Adam: mum's the word
Zach: your mum's the word!

Umar: John can now gloat
John: ::Gloats::
Jasy: Can he?
Umar Yes
Jasy: Well, I can gloat too!
Jasy: *gloats*
Omega: Hello
Jasy: Hewwo, Adam!
Jasy: It's a me, Mario! Erm, Jasy!
Omega: LOL, I can tell.