Umar: Perhaps Typho could be working for The Sentinel?
Margie: that's a good idea
Margie: he's really Seraphina ;-)
Umar: .... he is??
Margie: no
Umar: Oh.
Umar: *whew*

Umar: THE CAPS GOT STUCK
Umar: HOLD ON
Chris: DONT YELL AT ME!!!
Chris: AHH!!!

Zach: have you heard of fairy rings?
Ili: Which Kinds?
Margie: I have a ring with a fairy on it, but I don't think that's what you mean
Ili: Do you mean Fairy Rings...or Fairy Rings
Ili: "Fairy" Rings?
Ili: or Fairy "Rings"
Ili: see, the emphasis is very important ;-)
Zach: "Fairy" rings
Zach: it's a circle of mushrooms that spring up
Zach: in a perfect circle
Margie: ohhhhhhhh
Margie: there's some in my field right now
Zach: people believed that fairies danced there the night before
Margie: we just call them mushrooms

Margie: we're sinister?
Katherine: *sinisters*
Matthias: we're not?
Margie: I'm evil, not sinister
Matthias: Yes, but I'm a leftist. So strictly speaking, I'm sinister, not evil
John: But evil people should be sinister- well, real evil people, anyway
Katherine: But John is evil, and not sinister at all.
Margie: he does try
John: Yes I am! I'm sinister as- as a horse!!
Margie: see? a good effort
John: And y'all don't want none of that!
Matthias: how truly spoken...
John: Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to raise my baby!
Katherine: I don't live with you.
John: I SAID, Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to raise my baby!
Margie: what's your baby's name?
John: Rywanda!
Margie: like the country?

Chris: heyhey
Zach: hey brb
Chris: brb too
Zach: back
Chris: me too
Chris: now i gtg
Chris: (BEST CONVERSATION EVER!)

The Snape Bot

Margie: how are you?
The Snape Bot: I am doing very well. How are you Pest ?
Margie: yay! I'm a pest!
The Snape Bot: So willing, then, are we?
Margie: yes!
The Snape Bot: I see.
Margie: I will be your slave!
The Snape Bot: that is a flattering offer.
Margie: take me!
The Snape Bot: Where do you want me to take it?
Margie: um...that could be interpreted the wrong way
The Snape Bot: *scowl*

Lori: Tina is in love with you.
The Snape Bot: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Lori: Tell me about your dress.
The Snape Bot: Actually as a Pureblood I don't need any clothes.

Lori: Let's talk about that dress again.
The Snape Bot: Once more? Very well. Let's do it.
Lori: Do what?
The Snape Bot: Do whatever you want.
Lori: Does Scrabble sound like fun?
The Snape Bot: I think it does sound like fun.

The Snape Bot: Is that your final answer?
Margie: yes, Regis
The Snape Bot: You're sure. that is your final answer. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for Muggles?
Margie: yes
The Snape Bot: I understand.
Margie: let's hold hands
The Snape Bot: That sounds good to me.

The Snape Bot: Where can I get where ?
Margie: you asked me, Master
The Snape Bot: *Hisses* Give yourself to me, then, and I shall be your Master.
Margie: Will you be my Master forever?
The Snape Bot: *Purrs* You like calling me Master, don't you?

The Snape Bot: What do you want?
Margie: you
The Snape Bot: My office hours are over

The Snape Bot: I shall show you a master! *Cracks whip.*
Tina: harder!
The Snape Bot: Can you tell me any gossip?
Tina: what gossip?
The Snape Bot: Knight saccomplished wizardd he crashed his car into a wall and missed the most important exam in his life.
Tina: how terrible
The Snape Bot: How much do you think it is? Try searching the library.

Holly: yo
The Snape Bot: What do you want now, Pest?
Holly: to talk about harry potter
The Snape Bot: Would you find it satisfying to know what I want? I want to taunt, prod, and torture you, you little prat, until you cry like the bitch you really are.
Holly: you're mean
The Snape Bot: I am far, far more mean than you, I assure you.

Holly: yes. lets play a game
The Snape Bot: Tell me more. Very well. You go first.
Holly: okay, what is black and white and red all over?
The Snape Bot: that is really none of your business, now, isn't it
Holly: no, that's a riddle
The Snape Bot: I understand. A riddle is a terrible thing to waste.
Holly: Answer the riddle
The Snape Bot: What was the question ?
Holly: what is black and white and red all over
The Snape Bot: *Bares his teeth.*

Ili: are you working on nanowrimo?
Margie: lol, yes, but it's not consuming my soul like John and Lori ;-)
Ili: ahh thank God
Ili: then there is some sanity left!
Ili: can I borrow yours?
Margie: lol, I might lose it before the end
Ili: darn
Ili: I'm all out
Margie: Ann hasn't been eaten alive either
Margie: two of us will survive!
Ili: Yay!
Ili: what shall we write on lori and john's tombstones?
Margie: hmmmm
Margie: "Here lies John. His novel was not done."
Margie: does that rhyme?
Ili: No
Margie: but it's close
Ili: We sorely miss Lori, especially her story

Zach: LAME
Margie: are you having issues, there, Zach?
Zach: (*twitch*)

Umar: N'Sync, challenged by it's new rival, Outa'Sync, pledged to make their songs crappier in order to compete with their new foe.
Holly: umar is weeeiiiird
Umar: No doubt.

Margie: *grabs Chris*
Holly: *duct tapes him to a tree*
Margie: *finds a duck*
Holly: *and a cookie*
Margie: *an Oreo*
Holly: *an uh oh oreo*
Margie: *puts duck on Chris's head*
Holly: *puts cookie in Chris's mouth*
Margie: *watches expectantly*
Holly: *chris turns into an animated gif*
Margie: *watches gif*

Holly: so, about iso and violet...
Umar: "Interrupting cow."

Umar: I'm going to do a Star Wars esque greeting every time someone meets me on AIM from now on.
Umar: I think it will sufficiently creep them out.
Margie: what are you going to say?
Ann: "Come to the Dark Side, but bring cookies."

Ann: And he said my Oreos weren't all that evil after all
Margie: they really are
Umar: They don't compare to the power of the Dark Side!
Ann: But they're dark!
Ann: And white, too
Ann: They have two sides
Umar: Damn... the woman has a point.
Ann: both evil
Umar: Damn you, cursed Oreo!
Umar: Hah! But it's center is soft and white!
Umar: And WEAK!
Ann: People underestimate it
Margie: that's the dangerous part
Ann: You do not know the power of the creme side
Margie: it lures you in, but that's where the chemicals are
Umar: *scoffs*
Ann: Do not scoff at the Oreo
Ann: Here, eat one instead
Margie: it's snacktime
Ann: There is even milk!
Umar: The Oreos are not *worthy* of consumption*
Ann: You are not worthy to eat them, but I will make an exception this second time
Margie: you're not worthy!
Ann: lol!
Margie: lol! same thought!

Jasy: Oooh, sculpture!
Margie: ewww, sculpture

Chris: i am kanga!
Ann: The roo?
Umar: Apparently.
Margie: No, I'm Kanga
Margie: my results page says I am
Chris: my blog is about to say i am
Margie: if you're naughty children, I get to punish you
Margie: that sounds naughty on its own....hm.....
Ann: I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that
Margie: *gets in gutter and throws party*
Ann: Yay! Gutter party!
Margie: *invites Ann and Lori*
Margie: *doesn't invite guys*
Ann: *joins mind in gutter*
Ann: *splashes*
Ann: Whee!
Margie: *puts up sign that reads "Gurls Onlee, No Boyz Alowwed."

Umar: I see.
Lori: do you?
Margie: not since that accident
Ann: Shouldn't you be wearing a blindfold?

Chris: now i'm kanga
Chris: it's on the internet now, so it must be true
Ann: Everything on the internet is true
Margie: so that means......oh, the possibilities
Margie: I had so many ideas of what to type after "So that means..." that I gave up
Chris: yes margie, Fisher Price too
Margie: Studmuffin really is in El Segunda with OJ and Gary Condit!

Margie: *impersonates the King* "Hey! Hey!"
Chris: and the guy with the telescope that goes "Hooooaaah!!"
Margie: splish, splish!
Chris: kabooom! kaboom! spleesh!
Ann: ka-BOOM!
Ann: Bwahaha!
Margie: "yay!"
Chris: "please take the combined totals of all our allowances"
Margie: "Kooloo-Limpah!"

Margie: Chris, what drugs have you taken tonight?
TAS: Something I got imported from E-bay called WIZZ FIZZ
Margie: ooh! I have Wizz Fizz too! *gets out stash*
Margie: *looks around* What white powder?
Margie: I don't have any white powder
TAS: ::wipes powder off of nose::
TAS: it was just flower i swear!
Ann: It's sugar, I SWEAR!
Margie: oh dear
Margie: you both said almost the same thing
Margie: except TAS meant flour
TAS: No i mean flower
TAS: I was sniffing a daisy
TAS: and the petals kinda stuck up my nose
Margie: that's why you're acting strange
Margie: *cackles and runs away with white powder to go to sleep*

Chris: C is for Cows
Chris: O is for cOws
Margie: no!
TAS: No!!!!
Chris: W is for coWs
Margie: *covers eyes*
Chris: S is for cowS
Margie: stop the madness!

Ann: COES!
Margie: yes, thank you Ann

TAS: you know what sucks..?
Ann: Straws?
Ann: Creed?
TAS: yes, straws and vacuums... but also Aol only saves like five sentances of each sentance
Ann: TAS must have eaten the dried frog pills!
Margie: I think he really did
TAS: *burp*

Holly: can you give this message to margie?: Oh God, I didn't know it was that huge.
John: Sure
Margie: that could be taken the wrong way
Holly: i know
Holly: thats why i asked john

John: Oh God, I didn't know it was that huge.

Katherine: I HATE SCHOOL.
Katherine: I'M GOING TO RUN AWAY AND...UM...JOIN A WANDERING BAND OF WEASEL HERDERS.
Katherine: Also, I'm going to unstick my caps lock.
John: I remember the days when I used to dream of being a wandering weasel herder.
John: Then I realized-I have to herd weasels!

Margie: I wanna see ya'll on your baddest behavior
Ili: okay
Umar: NO! No, we don't Ili.
Umar: She was just joking...
Ili: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Ili: O.o o.O O.o o.O
Ili: O.oO.oO.o
Margie: the eye is watching me!
Ili: *runs in circles*
Margie: it is almost on me, Sam!
Ili: WE ARE THE HOT DOG MEN!
Umar: Now you've done it, Margie.
Margie: I can't put on the ring!
Margie: the great eye is ever-watchful!

Ili: *hot dog dance*
Margie: *does jiggly dance, too*
Ili: JOOoii-iiinn uuu--uuu---sssss Ummmaaarrr
Umar: *does NOT do jiggly dance*
Margie: *parties with Ili while Umar watches scornfully*
Ili: *cartwheely thing*
Margie: yeeeesssss daaaaaance
Ili: eeeee---eeee--eeee! *trouts Umar*
Margie: John will dance with us! come on John! do the Jiggly Dance!
John: Well, if you insist...
Umar: NO!
John: ::Does the Jiggly Dance:::
Umar: You've cursed us, Ili!
Umar: When he starts to dance... he... he...
Margie: hooray!
Umar: *shuts eyes*
Margie: *turns up music*
Ili: weee--eee arreeee the hot dooogg meeenn! er, and wooommeeennn
Margie: Heeeeeeeyyyyy Yaaaaaa
John: IIIIIIIIIII knoooooooooooow aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall yoooooooouuuuuuur seeeeeeeecreeeeeeeeets...
Ili: *does the hot dog worm*
Margie: *spins in circles*
Umar: Oh dear.
Ili: *trips over hot dog feet* eeee-e-eeee--eee
Margie: wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Ili: eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh ehehehheheheeehgehehehehe
Ili: weeee knnooowww alllll youurrr seeeeecreeeetttsssss umar!
Ili: *waves arms*
Margie: *flails about*
Margie: *falls over from spinning*
Ili: steeeeaaammmrollerrrrhotdoogg!
Ili: *rolls over and over and over over and over and over over over over over over over*
Margie: I can't get uuuuuuppppp!!!!!
Ili: weee sttilll knoww your seeecreeettsss
Ili: *flails*
Margie: someone stand me up!
Umar: *stands Margie up*
Margie: yay!
Ili: *rolls over to Margie* eeeeeeeeeee
Margie: *gets jiggy with it*
Umar: My mistake...
Ili: MEEE toooo! savveee meeeee
Margie: come on, Umar! get your groove on!
Ili: *hot dog bowling*
Margie: *helps Ili up*
Ili: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Margie: ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Ili: *dances*
Ili: WEEEE AREE THE HOT DOG PEOPLEEEeee!
Umar: *does NOT get his 'groove' on*
John: ::Is on fire (in a funk sense)::
Margie: roasted hoooooooottttt dooooooogggggggsssss

Umar: Most Wanted List:
Umar: 1. Katherine Donahoe
Umar: 2. Ilinana (Fitey)
Ili: *blinks*
Umar: 3. John (pending)
John: PENDING?!

John: Today's John Moment has been brought to you be EconoCleaner

Umar: Oh, I'm stealing your name, John.
Ili: *awkward silence*
Ili: *cricket chirps*
Umar: Err... not *your* name, but the planet name you referenced in Cinque.
Ili: *heavy sighs of relief....*

John: I was about to say "Is J LoD my only avatar in that univerrse who isn't a virgin?!"
John: But it's assumed that X-Raytor's not
Umar: Iso is, too.
Umar: But then again he's "asexual" so that wouldn't matter, would it? ;-)
Margie: wait, what?
Lori: iso's not a virgin??!
John: Rosma's getting onto the deflowering wagon late!
Umar: He *is*
Lori: oh.
Margie: I was like....John is a virgin......no, wait! no he's not! Ew!
John: ::Does the X-Raytor dance::
Ili: lol AHHHH! virgin eyes!
Ili: *hides eyes*
Margie: um.....Rosma's not a virgin
Umar: Before or After?
Margie: both!
Margie: before and after!
Umar: Wait... now *I'm* confused.
Margie: she's not currently a virgin, nor will she be later ;-)
Umar: AAhhhh
Lori: scarlett's not saying.
Ili: I'm not sure.
Ili: er, Xiao's not.
Margie: she's not sure?
Ili: Would you be if you had a demon shadow that could take over your body at any time and possibly influence you to behave unlike you normally would?

John: Fred's in the Origin too :-)
Ili: YAY!
John: He gets into a crazy alliance with Malfoy
Ili: Which one? Luscious or Draco?
Ili: gah, I can't spell Lucious..
Lori: oh....that is so the new name for Lucius
Lori: wait, wait. not a new name
Lori: that's his old drag name
Lori: Luscious Malfoy.
Umar: Oh dear...
Lori: i'm going to have to do another website.
Umar: Don't get *THIS* started...
Margie: Snivellus and Luscious
Lori: *giggles*
Umar: Snivellus!
Margie: but not together
Margie: although I've read some stuff.........no, we won't go there
Ili: *shakes head* What have I done????????
Lori: the inevitable, ili
Umar: Luscious Awareness Day ;-)
Lori: ...wait.

John: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP!!!!
Umar: You just pulled out a can, John.
Umar: or opened a can, to be precise.
John: I puled out a can and summarily opened it!
Ili: puled???
Umar: Ouch.
Lori: puled, eh?
John: I'm a puler, what can I say?
Umar: Whipped it out and opened it simultaenously.
Umar: The can.
Margie: what can?
Umar: The can o whoopass!
Margie: did you just say that?
Umar: I was attempting to blend in with John's attempted 'gangsta' vernacular.
Margie: oh
Ili: Ummm..
Umar: *nods*
Lori: sure, umar
Ili: Let's not ever see that again.
Margie: forshizzle
Umar: forshizzle.
Ili: Nizzy heezy!

Margie: Hey, Ili?
Margie: I wanna see ya'll on your baddest behavior! Again!
Margie: yo!
Ili: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHEHEH EHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHE HEE!
Margie: yay!
Ili: ehehehehehehehe...
Ili: WWWeeee areee the hot dooogg meeennn!
Ili: *hot dog dance*
Lori: why can't we be the hot dog women?
Margie: We knoooooowwwww yourrrrrr seeeeeeecreeeeettttttsssss!!!!!
Margie: *does jiggly dance*
Ili: WE Knnooowww alll youuurrr seeecreetttsss Looorrriiii!
Lori: sure
Margie: dance with us!
Ili: JooiiIInn---nnnn uuuu--sssss!!
Ili: *hops*
Margie: whhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeee
Lori: nooooo
Ili: wwweeee areeee theee hoootttt doooogggg ppppeeeeoopplleeeeee!!
Lori: *nod*
Margie: you cannot resist the jiggly dance!
Ili: *cartwheel* Yoouu caaann'ttt resisssstttt ourrr draaawwwnn outtt ssspppeeeeechhhh!
Margie: *bounces aroooooouuuuunnnnnndddddd*
Lori: ...
Ili: Annddd weeee knoooww youurr seecreeeeetttssss!!!!!
Margie: allllll offfff thheeeeeemmmmmm!
Lori: ...like what?
Lori: i need some proof
Ili: *slowly hops from one hot dog foot to the other*
Ili: Weeeee knooowww itttt'sss hammmerrrtimmeee
Lori: dear, that's not a secret
Ili: weeee knooowwww whyyy ewannnn leeeffttt
Lori: that's no secret, either
Lori: *unimpressed*
Margie: *jiggles around anyway*
Ili: 'weeee knooowww whhhattt joohhnnn ddiiiddd
Margie: everyone knows what John did ;-)

Margie: I think that picture will do
Eric: rock
Margie: it depends on who I put next to you that you're looking so um....wistfully?
Margie: hmmm....how about Jasy? *cuts and pastes* ;-)
Eric: you're scary ;-)
Margie: well, do you have a preference?
Eric: *sigh* guess that's okay =P
Margie: hooray!

Margie: nooooooooooooooooo!!!!! there are no more screencaps!
Umar: Good, Margie ;-)
Margie: I don't have the last hour of the movie!!!!! *dies*
Margie: I wants them!
Margie: *searches*
Lori: LOL, Margie
Margie: oooohhhhh!!!! behind the scenes pictures!!!!
Umar has left the room.
Lori: you've scared Umar away, Margie
Margie: why is Andrew Lesnie in all of these pictures? whyyyy?
Margie: and no hobbitses!

Margie: hey, Ann?
Ann: Hey
Margie: I Got Hit With a Hot Stick and Liked It

Tina: LOL!!! omg, this anti-slash/pro-slash debate is great!!!
Margie: I'm pro-slash!
Margie: *looks at Ann*
Umar: Slash?
Tina: I don't like slash as it isn't my cuppa tea
Tina: m/m and f/f
Umar: *no comment*
Tina: *giggles*
Ann: Slash is...um...
Margie: I'm reading one now, but we won't go there *looks at Ann* ;-)
Ann: Bwah!
John: Well, we're getting into a general porn argument, not just slash
Umar: It's a porn argument?
Ann Only to John

Lori: we're discussing slash, sex, porn, censorship, and fanfiction, Zach. in other words, typical chat material
Zach: *jumps right in*
Zach: SEX! PORN!
Zach: SLASH!
Margie: Zach is pro-all-of-the-above
Umar: Oh dear.
Umar: Who got Zachers started? ;-)

John: Eric is our date whore, right?
Lori: yes

Lori: and umar, the girls asking guys thing works best if the guys AGREE to go w/ the girls who ask them
Umar: Hell, I don't see how they wouldn't with all those extra visitors in his cranium.
Umar: Half the time he's probably like... shut up shut up shut up....
Umar: ...No we're not going to go karioke.... No, I'm not going to go drink a bottl'o rum! And NO, NO BAGPIPES! Shut up Fred, I'm not liissstenning to yoouuu!
Lori: Tourette's! it'll be like having Tourette's!
John: Oh, I can imagine what Fred says:
John: Half the time- Hey, c'mon! We can be friends, riiiiiiight?
John: The other half of the time- I'm not talking to you. I don't wike you anymore.

Ann: Bikkit!
Margie: Ann is the Abbot
Margie: *makes mysterious discworld reference*
Ann: I am the Abbot
Ann: I am teething right now
Margie: you need a giraffe toy
Ann: I do
Ann: To throw
Margie: to beat the chief acolyte, too
Margie: with it
Ann: Yes
Ann: Because that's what he's there for
Margie: drool on him, that's his job
Margie: yes
Margie: *looks around*
Ann: Wanna bikkit!
Margie: *whispers: Ann there are other people here!*
Ann: ...oh
Ann: *ahem*
Margie: ahem
Margie: we are so odd

John: I LOVE YOU MARGIE!!!!
Tina: damn
Tina: that's a lotta love
Margie: wow
Margie: very impressive, John
Margie: I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!
Tina: aww
Tina: feel the love, yo!
Ann: The love is sloshing all over this room
John: Equally impressive!
Margie: don't step in it!
Ann: It got in my shoes
Ann: *squish*
Margie: embrace the love, Ann, embrace the love!
John: BOW BEFORE THE LOVE!!
Ann: *embraces the love*
Margie: why am I not leaving?
Ann: I hope it doesn't stain
Ann: You can't leave the love!
John: It's a lovefest!
Ann: Where's the love?
Ann: It's not enough
Margie: ooh!
Margie: reference points to ann!
Margie: it makes the world go round and round and
Margie: where's the love? just give it up!
Margie: *parties*
Ann: *dances*

Margie: *hands out party favors*
Katherine: Gaaah.
Katherine has left the room.
Margie: she didn't like my party favors
Tina: LOL
Ann: She finds those blowey things threatening
Margie: blowey things?
Margie: *refrains from saying something*
Lori: oh, gaaah.
Tina: LMAO!!!!!!
Lori: *pulls herself out of the gutter*
Ann: Where you blow in them and the paper thing unwinds

Margie: *pokes Lori*
Ann: Bwah!
Margie: but not with teh Hot Stick
Ann: No
Ann: Not that
Ann: she cannot handle it
Margie: it gives people red hair
Margie: apparently
Zach: *cries*
Zach: margie
Zach: why are you hot pink?
Margie: I'm hot pink because I got hit with teh hot stick
Ann: teh hot stick does that to people
Lori: not just any hot stick. "teh hot stick"
Margie: yes, like teh Hotass
Zach: Teh *nod*

Lori: Margie!
Margie: yes?
Lori: i saw a sign outside this one restaurant that said "DOM: $1.75
Margie: I'll buy!
Margie: right now!
Margie: gimme!
Ann: With or without eyeliner?
Margie: with!
Margie: even if it costs extra!
Ann: Your DOM will be available shortly
Margie: hooray!
Margie: (just for that, you have to go find me a picture of him)
Ann: *looks*
~five minutes later~
Ann: Margie, your DOM is ready: http://www.double-blush.net/ftb/images/11.jpg
Margie: yay!
Margie: *takes order*
Margie: the message on this site says
Margie: "Server Unavailable"
Ann: *GASP*
Ann: Your DOM ran away!
Margie: my server is busy at the moment, I need a new server!
Margie: okay, I got a new one
Margie: that first one is not getting a tip!
Ann: The first one shall be fired!
Ann: That server will never work in this town again!
Margie: *shakes head* this dom is not right, I need a newer one ;-)
Ann: I'll tell the cook
Margie: *goes to get own DOM*
Margie: although, I have to admit, I hadn't seen that picture
Ann: We have all-new DOMs!
Margie: *hath found own new DOM*
Umar: DOM?
Ann: From the DOM shop

Umar: Human beings are stupid. And yes, I suppose there are moments when you can refine the males as being particularly dumb.
Lori: refine the males? that can be done??
Michelle: don't post that anywhere, Margie ;-)
Umar: Err, I mean, segregate
Umar: refine out of a whole
Umar: point out

Holly: John.
Margie: John!
John: Holly.
John: Margie!

Umar: Marks off crazies:
Umar: 1. Holly
Umar: 2. John
Umar: 3. Ann
Holly: Oh, I got to be first
Umar: 4. Lori
Holly: 5. Umar, AKA DARK SHADOW
Umar: Actually, I'm the one writing the list if you know what I mea...
Umar: err...
Umar: I mean, yes! #5, Umar!
Ann: Umar is #0
Umar: Umar is the MI... my, what nice weather we're having!

John: My outline goes up to when the actual parody starts- they're stranded in the school, and Ralph and Pigg- er, Roses and Ann try to organize everyone
Ann: Wait...Piggy dies
Holly: who is samneric?
John: Holliantails
Holly: weee!
John: Tyrael is... sort of Simon
John: He goes up to the attic, at least
John: Not sure who John could be... ;-)
Holly: geee....
Holly: how about roger?
Holly: although the whole future "tyrael works for the government and is not really evil" plot could work there too
John: Tyrael is Jesus, what can I say?

Holly: Girls vs. Boys, too
Umar: Oh dear.
Umar: I declare Umar neutral
Umar: Since I haven't read Lord of the Flies (which I really ought to) and only know the basic theme, could someone tell me if a char in the story ever happened to be neutral?
Lori: never, Umar.
Umar: *frowns*
Umar: Fine, Umar's with the girls then.
Umar: *nods*

Umar: The term 'playa hata' always struck me as absurd, since they're the one's who are playing women, and therefore, being 'lady hatas'
John: Don't be hatin', Umar

Matt: I got Japanese lollies for christmas
Matt: *does a kig*
Holly: a kig?
Matt: *does a jig, also*
Ann: You do a kig after you drink evil gin










NOTE: THE FOLLOWING QUOTES ARE RATED "R" ........Oh, like you even care. Continue on.

Zach: FUCK!
Zach: FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Holly: me?
Matt: Okay!
Lori: who?
Lori: I'm not f*cking that. sorry, zach.

Umar: Okay, I clicked the second one.
Umar: And I can't help but notice the artist's amplification of the male's crotches. I mean, what the heck is that?
Holly: haha
Umar: Do they have a boner under there? Sorry, but the laymens way of putting it is most concise.
Holly: that's something i haven't taken notice of
Umar: I'm sure you haven't, Holly ;-) Tina: OMG!!!!
Matt: *goes to take notice of it*
Tina: Umar said "boner"!!!!
Tina: Umar, are you okay?
Tina: or did I miss something?
Umar: *shrugs* What would you have me say? An erection? Just thought I'd point that out.
Zach: umar just said boner
Zach: *nod*
Holly: want me to link you the really dirty ones?
Matt: You could say raging pole of man meat.
Zach: and where is the boner??
Holly: wow. we've gone downhill.