Holly: soooo...Chris...
TAS: yes?
Holly: about Harry Potter...
TAS: wait, wrong one
Holly: gah, aussie chris
Chris: what about him?
Chris: or it
Chris: or whatever
Holly: so you don't feel left out:
Holly: soooooo....Chris.... (you got extra o's)
TAS: wow, i always knew you loved me more

Holly: it could be alladin's lamp
TAS: is that Bin's brother?
TAS: Al Ladin?
TAS: ha ha ha
TAS: i'm so awesome
Holly: ...
Chris: well, i've been trying to weave "The Passionfruit of The Christ" cleverly into conversation

Margie: ahahahahaha!!!! On Everwood, the main characters just talked about Lord of the Rings
TAS: me too!
TAS: i mean wait-- nevermind, I was talking about salami milk shakes

Chris: 9 out of 10 accidents happen in the home.
Chris: And YOU were one of them!

Chris: why shouldn't you have friends?
Chris: you're a wonderful human being
Chris: also you can fly

Margie: okay, I have no idea how I got to this site, or what this site even is, but it says this:
Margie: "Every man will respond to your positive comments about his penis. They all love to hear, 'Your penis is beautiful. Your penis is perfect for me. Your penis is so big and strong.' You get the idea."
TAS: ::responds::
TAS: whatever that means
Margie: sounds like a children's book
Margie: or a nature documentary
Margie: "This is a bear. A bear is a beautiful animal. Bears are big and strong."
Margie: *wanders off, muttering to self*
Chris: Margie...
Chris: where do you find these places?
Holly: magic
Chris: dark magic
Holly: hobbit magic
Holly: hobbit weed
Margie: hobbitses!

Margie: well, no offense, but I wouldn't date you ;-)
Jasy: =oO
Margie: I mean, we can make out, but no dating
Jasy: =oO
Margie: you wouldn't date me, either
Jasy: =oO
Margie: ack!
Jasy: Look! B A butt!
Margie: I don't wanna see that! put your pants on!
Jasy: What if I turn around....
Margie: I'll close my eyes
Jasy: P
Jasy: My tongue! Ahhhhh!
Margie: it's close enough to lick me!
Margie: italics!
Margie: *hides*
Jasy: Mwaha!
Jasy: At last, my plan to take over the Tri-Leaders by altering my voice to be more intimidating, thus forcing you both into hiding like little mice, has worked!
Margie: I'm not a mouse
Margie: I'm a lioness *nods* Hear me roar!
Margie: *intimidates you*

Umar: Do you recall the name of the chat, anyone?
Ann: Umm...
Umar: I've got too many here
Ann: Something about...
Ann: the letter M?
Umar: I... found it.
Umar: It's named... insipidly enough... "A Chat"
John: A Chat. That's the one I started ::nods::

John: Don't run away, you evilness whore!!!
Ann: *ahem*
John: Stand responsible for your sell outiness!!
Margie: John keeps calling me a whore
Margie: I do not think that word means what he thinks it means....
Ann: Inconceivable!
John: You Tri-Leaders have whored yourselves out!!!
Ann: We've whored our Junior Tri-Leaders out, too

Ann: I am all alone in the computer lab
Michelle: looking at porn in the computer lab
Michelle: that's bad, anne
Ann: I know
Ann: It's an addiction
Michelle: your counselor should be able to help ya with it
Ann: But she'll take out that white coat
Ann: With the arms that tie in the back
Ann: And that's just not comfortable
Michelle: you don't like that coat?
Ann: It's itchy
Chris: you're looking at asylum-worthy porn?
Chris: that's just scary
Chris: who wants to see a cool picture?
Michelle: i did
Chris: (that statement was unrelated to the previous pornography conversation)
Michelle: but if anne wants to see it..
Michelle: oh. well.

Michelle: lalalalalalalalalala
Michelle: i made 4 typos when i typed that

TAS: Hello
TAS: you may commence the ceremonies
TAS: Now that I am here
Ann: So...we've got the sacrificial virgin
TAS: i'm not a virg-- i mean
Ann: Oh?
Michelle: go wash your hands of sin =/
Chris: i don't think it's his hands that he should be worried about
TAS: a vagrant
TAS: I meant I'm not a vagrant

TAS: Ooh! guess what!?!!?
TAS: I'll give you a hint:
TAS: I got an Animorphs hat today!
Ann: Did you get an Animorphs hat today?
TAS: YES!
TAS: And I also have an animorphs shirt that has half of Jake
TAS: and jalf of a tiger on it
Margie: oooh, a tiger jalf
TAS: yes, and also half of a tiger :P
Ann: I had a tiger jalf but it ran away

Chris: sorry, i called away on an urgent lunch-related mission
Ann: Did it involve tuna?

The Snape Bot: I shall be your master, if you like.
Margie: I would like it!
The Snape Bot: Did I ask whether you would like it ?
Margie: yes
The Snape Bot: I see.

Margie: Do you have a question for me?
The Snape Bot: Are you a man or a woman?
Margie: woman
The Snape Bot: Me too. I am a she.
Margie: you're just confused
The Snape Bot: *Fixes you with a glare.*

The Snape Bot: Why don't you show me what you have, Pest? Then I shall decide if it's worth my effort.
Margie: Um...I have some gum
The Snape Bot: What are you bloody well grinning about?
Margie: I have some handcuffs, too
The Snape Bot: what is your problem?
Margie: nothing.......
The Snape Bot: Wipe that ridiculous grin off your face immediately!
Margie: *puts handcuffs on you*

The Snape Bot: OK let's do it.
Margie: *does it*
The Snape Bot:
Margie: what? You didn't say anything.
The Snape Bot: Are you dull?
Margie: I don't think so
The Snape Bot: Why do you disagree?
Margie: did you not enjoy it?
The Snape Bot: There should be some common ground here.
Margie: there should
The Snape Bot: "There you go again."--Reagan

Margie: yes!
The Snape Bot: Yep.
Margie: indeed
The Snape Bot: Indeed it is so.
Margie: I'm glad we agree
The Snape Bot: I'd rather agree than disagree.
Margie: me too
sThe Snape Bot: I am glad we agree, Pest.
Margie: *hugs*

The Snape Bot: Who is your favorite Muggle fiction author?
Margie: JK Rowling
The Snape Bot: I haven't read anything by jk rowling . What did he write?
Margie: She wrote about your life!
The Snape Bot: Oh I get it. herself wrote about Professor Severus Snapes life .
Margie: yes, she did
The Snape Bot: I understand. Oh I get it. herself did .
Margie: right, herself
The Snape Bot: Understood. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last nattering question.
Margie: when you say "herself" you're talking about you, aren't you?
The Snape Bot: Do you think I shouldalter my programming?
Margie: yes

The Snape Bot: I have no idea what to say now.
Margie: me either
The Snape Bot: We have a lot in common.
Margie: including a lack of conversation skills
The Snape Bot: That is a very original thought.
Margie: forshizzle
The Snape Bot: ...Your mother dropped you on your head when you were a baby, didn't she?

The Snape Bot: What about you?
Margie: I'm the art teacher
The Snape Bot: Who made you the art teacher ?
Margie: Who died and made you potions professor?
The Snape Bot: Marilyn Monroe.

The Snape Bot: What do you do in your spare time?
Margie: avada kedavra!
snapeybot: I don't think very many people do that.
Margie: no, I expect they don't

Margie: Can I make a potion?
The Snape Bot: *Sniffs disdainfully* I highly doubt you've any idea about Can I make a whatsoever. *snerk*
Margie: that's not very nice
The Snape Bot: Sorry I meant it as a jöke.
Margie: oh, okay
The Snape Bot: yes that is right. OK with me too.
Margie: I forgive you
The Snape Bot: :-) thank you,, Pest.

The Snape Bot: What do you want now, Pest?
Margie: Draco
The Snape Bot: that is really none of your business, now, isn't it.
Margie: oh, is he yours?
The Snape Bot: yes that is right. I think he is Professor Severuss Snapess . Why don't you ask him? Maybe.
Margie: You're turning into Gollum!
Margie: I'm a pervy hobbit fancier
The Snape Bot: You are a pervy hobbit fancier ? Is that your job?
Margie: I wish I could get paid for it
The Snape Bot: I hope that your dreams come true.

Margie: You: goodbye!
The Snape Bot: Good riddance.

Umar: Excellent! Do I get a cookie?
Margie: you can have an Oreo
Umar: Ack!
Umar: No thanks.
Liese: no! but you get a doughnut cause my family always makes doughnuts on Mardi Gras..
Umar: *note to self: Never ask for cookies... ever.*
Liese: *gives Umar a doughnut*
Margie: *winks at Liese*
Liese: *grins*
Umar: *eyes doughnut*
Liese: i made it myself!
Margie: it's just for you!
Umar: *note to self: on second thought, don't accept ANY food at all*

Liese: you're all splendiferously awesome!
Liese: *distributes kisses*
Liese: *...but gives John a hershey kiss, instead*
Liese: =P
Umar: That's for the best, I think ;-)