Chris: OMG!!!
Margie: OMG, like, I Luv Chriz!!!45!!3
Chris: OMG!!!
Chris: YOU CAME!!!
TAS: i'm awake for my fans
Margie: Chriz! Chriz! I need ur autograff!!!!!!5544!!!!
Chris: CAN YOU PLAY THE METAL SOUNG???
Chris: OMG THAT RULZ!!!1
Margie: PLZ!!!!

TAS: let's quickly divert this conversation :P
Margie: but it's fun11122!!!!!!
TAS: i do enjoy the "!!1!1!!!!"'s
Margie: because CHRIZ ROX our SOX!!!!1!!
Chris: OMGOMG
Chris: SIGN MY TEETH!!

John: I'm not sure where I am right now!
Margie: yur at Chriz's fangirl chat!!!!1!!
TAS: i want a third nipple
TAS: for a day at least
John : What a grand day that would be
Margie: OMG!!! I wanna see it!!!!!1!!3!
Margie: okay, is that enough from me?
TAS: that's quite enough from you young lady

TAS: even though i don't smoke...
TAS: I think i'll start off with the patch
TAS: and work my way up
TAS: get addicted to just a little bit at first
TAS: i gotta take the three step plan
TAS: maybe in two more years i'll be ready for the real thing
Chris: OMG U SMOKE?
Chris: WOT A SELLOUT!!!!!1112!#@#
TAS: no Chris but i'm old enough to try
Chris: MY NAME IZ LYK HIZ NAEM!!!
TAS: Chris... you're incredibly talented at this 12 year old girl talk
TAS: sometimes i'm proud
TAS: but mostly it worries me
Lori: it's why all the 12 year olds love him so
Lori: he speaks their language
Chris: OMG LIEF IS 2 SHIRT FOR SPELING OUT ALL UR WODS
TAS: Five Iron is coming out with a new album!
TAS: It's on the official message board so it must be true!
Chris: OMG DO U THIK THAT WUZ RILLY HIM?

Ili: What's up, Margie?
Margie: *writes tri-leader stuff*
Ili: I mean, besides the tri-leader stuff
Ili: darn you beat me.
Margie: this is part of the Tri-Leader Novel, the first time Bubba comes to camp
Ili: what's that...
Ili: okay
Ili: IT'S LIKE YOUR PSYCHIC
Margie: I'm almost done with it
Ili: STOP IT!
Margie: *turns off precognition*
Ili: turn off the precognition

John: Sexy Fraternity Symbologists Bare All For Live Web Cam!
John: RLangdSEXXY4U: Hi! I'm Robert! Want to see what me and my friends did with an ankh, the Sangreal documents, and a live web cam? Visit my site!

Tina: GRRRR
Ann: *blink*
Tina: #$%#$%#$%#%#
Margie: *ducks*

Katherine: I'm eating Tang.
Ann: Katherine likes Tang
Katherine: I do.
Ann: There is suck a thing called too much tang
Umar: suck a thing?
Margie: that's a great typo
Margie: I can't name this chat "Suck a thing" though, because what if other people see it? ;-)

Margie: you know why aim is evil?
Margie: I know
Ann: Why is it evil?
Margie: Dan Brown
Margie: it's an acronym
Ann: MIA!
Ann: *gasp*
Lori: Missing In Action!
Lori: like i was!
Margie: also, Mia is clearly a code name for one of the ancient pagan goddess cults
Lori: yes, clearly
Ili: is this going to be like, one of those monet code tie-ins?
Lori: you know, i didn't have problems with AIM until i started making fun of Dan Brown...
Margie: it's a conspiracy
Ili: it always is

Lori: ya'll are talkative
Ili: ...EVIL INCARNATE!
Ann: *gasp*
Lori: really, now
Lori: I know you're jealous, Ili
Ili: *poke*
Lori: but do contain yourself
Ili: I'm not jealous!!!!!
Lori: suuuure
Ili: well maybe a little.
Lori: hah!
Ili: but the main issue is you!
Lori: i'm the main issue?
Lori: *is important*
Margie: I have issues!
Lori: which ones?
Ann: I have tissues!

John: brb all, I'm going to run and get a snack
Margie: okay!
Lori: ok!
Margie: bring us snacks!
Lori: bring coffee!
Margie: orange juice!
Lori: cofffffffee!
Ann: Cookies!
Margie: (we're a demanding group, aren't we? ;-))
Margie: he had to put up an away message to get snacks? how far is he going?
Lori: it takes him time
Ann: To the store
Ann: On his bike
Lori: he has a wide variety to choose from
Margie: well, we did ask for a lot
Lori: in the snow!
Margie: uphill, both ways!
Lori: in the sand!
Ann: Uphill!

Ili: My eyes are about to explode.
Lori: they won't
Margie: Lori says they won't, so they won't
Lori: right!
Margie: and she is in charge tonight
Lori: whoo!
Ili: umm
Lori: they won't explode
Ili: I'm sorry but the blasting pain is too convincing
Ann: Take the dynamite out of your eyes
Lori: well, so long as you keep them away from explosives and firecrackers and Ann

John: Back
Margie: so, how was the trip?
John: Invigorating ;-)
Lori: so why didn't I get any coffee?
Lori: i mean, forget i'm trying to go without
John: Umar's bringing everything else ::nods::
Lori: but Umar won't give me coffee!
Lori: he frowns upon coffee
Ann: I hope he remembers the cookies
Margie: I see no Umar
Ann: What about...Ramu?
Lori: Ramu is hanging with Rambo and Shamu
Margie: i want to say Ramuuuuuuu when I see that
Margie: it's sort of a seabikkit compulsion thing
Ann: SEABIKKIT!
John: If UmarramU doesn't bring your stuff... beat him!

Lori: and someone named..kurtz
Margie: why *did* he go to the jungle?
Lori: he is the mackdaddy, apparently
Margie: Kurtz is the mackdaddy?
Margie: I thought that was John
Liese: actually, its me
Margie: oh, that's right
Margie: Liese is the mackdaddy

John: From what I know, the book is-- guy goes into jungle looking for another guy. Darkness in the jungle represents darkness of man's soul. Dark dark dark. Soul soul soul.

John: Boogie Nights rules! Whoo! Though I've heard that Love Actually is really good too
Margie: There's a lot of naked people in Boogie Nights
John: That's what you get in a movie about the porn industry ::nods::
Margie: well, come to think of it....there's a lot of naked people in Love Actually
Margie: because some people in Love Actually are in the porn industry
Margie: the movies have so much in common ;-)

TAS: gravy is grease
Lori: and cornstarch/flour and water!
Lori: not just grease!
Margie: gravy is not grease
Margie: thank you, Lori
Margie: mostly flour and water
Ili: so..
Ili: when did this become The Gravy Hour?
Margie: after it was the TAS Chat O Love ;-)
John: Chat O' Love!
John: :: "Chat O' Love" is accompanied by a slow pelvic rotation::
Ili: *winces*
Margie: *covers eyes*
Ili: oh my!
Ili: *faints*
TAS: hooray for slow pelvic rotations!

Ann: *blows up gravy*
Lori: Ann!
Margie: well that made a mess, didn't it?
Ili: *faints*
Tabi: *is covered in gravy*
TAS: wow
Tabi: Procedes to find some potatoes*
Ann: Gravy fight!
Margie: *throws some at Ann* And you'll eat it!
Ann: *throws mashed potatoes*
Ann: Never!
Lori: yes!
Lori: Eat the gravy!
Ann: No!
Ann: Gravy is the devil's sauce!
Lori: Whoo!
TAS: go ann!
Tabi: *is now splattered with taters and gravy*
TAS: hooray for food!
Tabi: *looks for a fork*
Ann: *throws creamed corn*

John: Greak, huh?
Ann: Not the Greak!
Lori: Sleep is for the Greak!
Ili: the treak!
Tabi: I thought it was for the teak?
Lori: the wreak!
Ann: wreak doesn't work
Lori: the wreek!
Ann: Thank you

Ann: They have the Band With Rocks In!
Ili: YOU BANG THEM, AND THEN YOU BANG THEM AGAIN
Ili: oh MY that sounded wrong
Margie: I know!
Margie: they can blow anything!
Margie: a talent which must come in handy
Ann: And if you run afoul of the Music Guild...well...
Margie: watch out for the piccolos

John: So, Ivan is the jealous boyfriend who found Charlie and Frances doing the tango in Miami
Lori: That's so Russian Havana Nights
Lori: set in Florida!

Margie: my best friend is going to buy me stuff and then break up with me ;-)
Margie: to become best friends with charlton heston
Zach: yep
Zach: duhhh

Adam: I was watching a video ;-)
Margie: what video?
Adam: Daler Mendhi singing "Tunak Tunak Tun"
Margie: oh
Margie: was it...um...good?
Adam: it was Punjabi hip-hop
Margie: okay

Adam: *Margie said whore*
Margie: I did!
Margie: I called myself one
Margie: I can say other things, too
Margie: what would you prefer? I can do slut or bitch or whatever ;-)
Adam: Frances is fine
Margie: I'm an icon Frances just doesn't sound the same as I'm an icon whore.

You have just entered room "Chat 7452209860108566941."
Katherine: Hmm, I forgot to give it a name
Katherine: Whoops
Juliet: You've scarred it for life.
Juliet: It can never grow up to be normal now...
Lori has entered the room.
Lori: sooo
Lori: what up, dudes?
Katherine: Nothing.
Katherine: I forgot to give the chat a name, and our resident shrink informs me that this will harm it forever.
Lori: the chat is doomed
Lori: we might as well leave it now

Margie: at my house, for the past week, they've been like "DOOM! Flee for your lives! You will drown by Saturday morning!!! (oh, and be nice to the Floridians)"
Lori: and you're staying because "DOOM" is just one letter off from being "DOM"

Lori: *plays with amazingly cool scarf she got today*
Margie: I have a scarf!
Katherine: Bwah, but I have geographic proximity!
Katherine: ...well, maybe not
Juliet: I MADE a scarf!!
Lori: but does it change sizes??
Margie: mine is blue silk
Katherine: I have lag.
Katherine: I...don't have a scarf. Hmm.
Margie: I got it in Italy
Juliet: Mine is blue yarn.
Lori: mine is blue and orange
Lori: it's an "Auburn" scarf
Juliet: Wait!!
Juliet: ...it's gone.
Lori: the scarf?
Lori: what did you do with it?
Juliet: No, the lag.

Margie: want to join me in the gutter for a special picture I didn't include with the others?
Ann: I would love to!
Ann: The gutter is like a second home to me
Ann: I think the real moral of that painting is "There's a reason we now wear pants"

Eric: i did. though i don't think it was an hour, loser =P
Margie: it was so!
Margie: slacker!
Eric: vagabond!
Margie: bitch!
Eric: =(

Umar: do you have winXP?
Margie: no
Margie: I have Windows ME
Umar: oh God
Umar: the abomination
Umar: the illegitimate child of Bill Gates
Umar: not ME
Umar: *cries*
Umar: why??!

Margie: I put my name in this random definition generator and "Margie" means "One who never sleeps" but I think they have me confused with someone else
Margie: John means "a masochist"
John: :P
Margie: trileaderroses means "junk mail"
Margie: Ann means "To laugh nervously, even when one doesn't get the joke, thusly providing immense amusement to those who actually get it"
Margie: Roseidous means "the sensation of suddenly feeling that your entire life is a plot device
Margie: "John, Lord of Darkness" means "A website with popup ads; the popup ads on such a website; one who is now computerless for a paroxysm of rage after encountering such a website or ad."
Margie: and if you add the dum dum dumm to the end, it means "a warm sea currnet being deflected off the coast of Africa"

Margie: okay, I'm putting your name in the "The World is Yours! how did you get it?" quiz
Margie: you will conquer "The entire internet porn industry"....you title will be "tsar"...you will succeed by "brute military force (4000 lbs of C4 and a pack of milk duds)...your enforcers will be "Predators (From the Predator)"...your first act as ruler is "A Stalinesque purge"
Margie: oh, and then there's the "The world was yours! what happened?!" quiz
Margie: which for you, actually ends up making sense ;-)
John: LOL!!
Margie: "John" abused his power by "holding brutal gladiatorial games but making them all Pay Per View" until "Indiana Jones" stopped you by "killing your guards with a katana" and adding insult to injury, they "named a teletubby after you" and you are now "trying to conquer it again, starting from scratch."
John: Gladiator games are always pay-per-view!!
John: Bastards!!
Margie: your name is Roses...you will conquer "The entire world, except the parts no one wanted anyway"....you title will be "lord, regardless of gender"...you will succeed by "being elected (your opponent was Jerry Springer)"...your enforcers will be "The Ku Klux Klan"...your first act as ruler is "To force Time Magazine to name you Person of the Century--no! The Millenium!"

Margie: you know, you're really missing out on this thing with Holly...shame she found someone else
John: Well, I don't need her!
John: My seed is pure!!
Margie: that is not something I needed to know ;-)
John: Everyone knows!!
John:::Holds up Katherine:: See?! Proof!!

Margie: I am so not inferior to you!
John: GASP!
John: You're having Holli's baby!
John:... Ah HA!!
Margie: I am not
John: I knew it!!
John: >: Knew it!!
Margie: she's having mine!
John:::DUM DUM DUUUUUUM!!::
John: So, wait, but then you wouldn't be my replacement...
John: In fact, I wouldn't have a replacement...
Margie: right
John: Uh...
John: My seed is pure!