Holly: I'm gonna sing the doom song!
Holly: doom doom doom doom doom
Katherine: yay?
Umar: ...Death and Destruction?
Margie: look, it's all gir...........ls
Margie: nope, I was wrong
Katherine: Tie him to a tree?
Umar: Thanks for the bout of self-conciousness, Margie ;-)

Katherine: there's a soopersekkrit wall of computers in women's bathrooms everywhere
Katherine: Maybe even in your bathroom at home
Holly: kat, shhhhh!
Katherine: Whoops.
Holly: it's okay. we'll just dispose of the...evidence
Katherine: *looks at Umar*
Umar: *looks at Kat*
Holly: *looks at luscious malfoy*
Margie: I'm gonna look at......Holly
Holly: yay!
Holly: *poses*
Margie: not like that in front of other people!

Umar: Hey, anyone ever wanted their very own, genuine, one-of-a-kind...
Umar: ... Animorphs Tin?
Lori: Yes!
Margie: I have one!
Margie: it used to have popcorn in it
Lori: the link, umar!
Lori: The LINK!
Lori: Duuuuuuude.

Umar: I need to find that Dome Ship Taco Bell gave out in their kids meals. I'd pay good money for that one, as I've been telling Lori.
Lori: *gasp* Umar! The student planner is on there!!!!!!
Margie: I have the Dome Ship!!!!
Margie: I have the Student Planner!!!!
Umar: Yes, I know
Lori: I WANTED THAT!
Umar: Margie has the Dome Ship
Margie: the Dome Ship is really cool....the planner, not so much

Lori: only with an ANIMORPHS planner could I be truly successful!
Tina: with what?
Lori: With EVERYTHING, Tina!
Umar: Cruel fate...
Umar: *shakes fist*
Lori: *shakes fist*
Katherine: *jumps on bandwagon, shakes fist*
Lori: If only I'd had that darned planner!
Umar: Eh, the planner's just a planner.

Umar: It's the dome ship that ruled.
Margie: The Dome Ship has a laser beam that projects Jake on the wall and if you turn the top of it...the laser morphs Jake to a Rhinocerous
Umar: Eh, I could do without the laser.
Umar: It was just such an accurate depiction of a dome ship
Margie: the little plastic yeerks were fun, too, until you got like 12 of them
Margie: because then what do you do with them?
Katherine: You want it cause then you'll have a technical model of an imaginary spacecraft?
Umar: Yes!
Holly: Umar really wants it so he can play animorphs when he's in the bath tub.
Holly: *nod* Because Umar is whimiscal like that

Umar: And I made the job of designing planets easy!
Umar: By programming a Planet Creator
Umar: So now I can see how the planet will look like and it'll give me the database code for it when I'm done!
Ili: Cool!
Ili: *understands nothing*
Umar: I just hexatoupled my production time!
Umar: or some big number
Ili: Googleplexed!

Ili: *adds lava and hellfire for goodmeasure*

Ili: Sh sh sh sh fo fo fo fo sh sh sh sh... it almost sounds like ebonics, said really really fast by a drunk guy!
Umar: Yes, that's exactly what I thought when I saw it
Ili: Suureee
Umar: I was like... wow, ebonics!
Ili: Don't patronize me!
Ili: *poke*
Umar: no, im not even kidding
Umar: all the "fo"
Umar: and "sh"
Umar: sounds just like fo sho
Umar: I'm surprised you brought it up, too
Ili: I was thinking fo shizzle
Ili: and sort've fo sho.
Umar: fo sho's shorter
Umar: *nods*
Umar: I would have done single letters
Ili: Yeah.

Margie: or maybe I inhaled too many fumes from the sealer
Ili: I had too much pancake today
Margie: wheeee!!!!!
Ili: does that count?
Margie: yes
Ili: WHOOOOOOOO
Margie: (why is it that most chats with me and you and Umar turn into us saying things like "Wheee!!!" and "Ahahaha!!!" while he looks on disdainfully?) ;-)

John: ::Is being very evil and dark and brooding::
Ili: uhoh.
Ili: *cowers behind umar*
John: If you're lost, you can look, and you will find me, time after time!
Umar: Where is that from?
John: If you fall I will catch you, I will be waiting, time after time!
John: Cyndi Lauper, "Time After Time"
John: I'm singing the descant too
Ili: ooh. descant
Ili: "1. high melody. 2. comment."
John: O men: shuffle nervously and clear your throats and pretend to look at your watches at how comfortable I am with my sexuality!
Ili: "1. MUSIC. a melody that is sung or played above the basic melody of a piece of music.
Ili: 2. A comment, remark, or criticism on a particular subject."
John: ::Puts on an Elton John song::
John: SHUDDER!!!
John: I'll probably follow it up with some Queen and David Bowie!
Ili: Crocodile Rock man!
Ili: YEAH BOWIE! This is ground control to major tom
John: Actually I'm going to listen to Journey's "Lights" now, but that should be enough!!

John: She lied!
John: Lying lying liar pants!
Umar: For a moment I thought you were going to say:
Umar: "Liar Liar Pants on Fire"
Margie: ahaha! I was watching Whose Line last night
Margie: and they were playing the newscasters game
Margie: and Colin was like "Good morning. I'm Lars. Lars Pantsonfars."

John: There is indeed an Amish crime fighter, but being Amish he's quite humble and only really works in the Lancaster County area. The press have dubbed him "Mennoknight"

John: Oh, and add the African nation of Labonza to your lists of fictional countries
John: Everyone doing that?
Margie: *adds*
John: You can put it right below the Middle Eastern nation of Qumar
Margie: what about Rywanda....no wait, that's a person
John: Rywanda is my baby!
John: And ain't nobody gonna tell me how to raise my baby!
Margie: yes, I forgot
Margie: we can't tell you because your seed is pure and we are not
John: I do what I want! I don't even care!
John: Whatevah!!
Umar: Nations?
Umar: You mean, in JL?
John: No, just the lists you have for fun and profit
John: Hell, I might as well just throw in the island Republic of San Lorenzo

John: Holly! Fight Margie to the death over who gets to make up the super people for Georgia!
John: One of you shall have the double-bladed battle axe of Hippolyta, and the other will have... this snail!!
Lori: Holly could just decide the people for...Massachusetts!
Lori: That is where BU is, right?
John: Did somebody say (imply) Boston?!
Lori: Boston...Massachusetts...yeah. I think
John: It's more than a feeling!
John : (More than a feeling!)
John: When I hear that old song they used to play-y-yay!
John: And I begin dreaming!
John: (More than a feeling!)

Umar: John!
Umar: You can make Slegabb V now!
John: Umar!
John: ::Sits on Slegabb V:: Not anymore!!
John: I don't want the Luminars to have a home! They killed my pa!

Umar: God, I wouldn't want to be famous... it would be irritating as hell
Umar: How could you *live* ?
John: Eh, I manage

Umar: Make me planets
Umar: I command you!
Holly: Umar, getting vicious?
Lori: He's fighting the whimsy
John: Who do I look like? Eurynome?
Umar: No, I just have more coding to do
Lori: that's soooo lame, John
John: Does it look like I'm shtupping a giant cosmic snake?
John: Does it?
Lori: "Eurynome"
John: Am I laying a giant cosmic egg?
John : Well?
John: That's what I thought
Holly: Yes?
John: Well... then BOW BEFORE ME!!!
John: I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!
John: CAIT IS NOT YOUR MOMMY!
John: I AM!!!
Lori: Really?
Holly: John, make a JL post. Because you can't possibly be working on anything else.

John: I bought No Plot, No Problem, btw
Lori: Hah!
Lori: Good!
John: There are dirty pictures. Dirty pictures of Chris Baty.
Lori: Where??
Lori: how did i miss those?
John: I think it was just for my copy...
John: I feel violated...

John: It's all in your HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS!
Lori: I listened to that in the car today
Umar: I have it on my computer
Lori: i have it on a CD. *nod*
John: I can sing the chorus really obnoxiously
Lori: I bet you can
John : ... I can also apparently sing it like John Cougar Mellencamp
Lori: that would be interesting
John: It's all in your HAAAAAAAAAAAANDS!
John: Hold on, hold back the little ditty 'bout Jack and Diaaaaaane...
Umar: Oh yeah, we're definitely getting the vibe...
John: ::Guitar::
John: ::Clap::
John: ::Guitar::
John: ::Clap::
Lori: So....
Lori: what do ya'll think about the title "I Come From Alabama With a Van Gogh On My Knee" ?

John: Meus praenomen Iacus est. Meum nominem tibi non dico...
Lori: ...translation?
John: My name is Jake. I can't tell you my last name...

Umar: And just out of curiosity, since Paper Kut died, what became of Kut Kastle? Is it still there, gathering cobwebs?
Holly: Bowser lives there now

Lori: Kut Kastle was a castle!
Umar: Made of paper mache...
Lori: still a castle!
John: Ah, so the Feds may have been literally through Kut Kastle!
Lori: budum ching!

Umar: Oh... you know, John... this is a very important landmark for your map...
Umar: Where *is* Kut Kastle, exactly?
John: Somewhere!
John: Somewhere magical!
Lori: it's unchartable!
Umar: Let's say, Lowell County?
John: Lowell could work

Lori: we're so talkative with John gone.
Umar: I know
Umar: He was holding all of us back, I tell you
Umar: Suppressing our innate talkitiveness
Lori: I have tons and tons to say now that he's gone to bed!
Lori: Tons!
Lori: I was just keeping it all inside!
Umar: John can be intimidating like that...

Margie: look! *points* It's an Eric!
Eric: yes, one of many *shifty eyes*
Margie: did you clone yourself again?
Eric: *cough*
Margie: you did, didn't you?
Margie: how many times must I tell you that nothing good will ever come of that
Margie: you know what happened to the last set of clones you made
Eric: you mean the thing with the ass-clam?
Margie: yes, that
Margie: it wasn't good for anyone
Margie: especially the clam

Margie: I made my own picture frame today! with leaf details and plexiglas and everything! Ask me what I'm going to put in it! Ask me!
Jasy: Potatoes?
Margie: that wasn't the right question
Margie: but no
Jasy: Grease?
Margie: nope
Jasy: A chahuahua?
Margie: um...close enough
Jasy: St. Bernard?
Margie: my shiny holographic map of Middle Earth!
Margie: duh! ;-)
Jasy: Four dogs playing poker?
Jasy: Oh! I got it! Bikini models!
Margie: that's right!
Margie: and I'm sending it to you!
Jasy: No, wait, a grass couch!
Margie: what kind of grass?
Jasy: Maybe...a praying mantis? Or a pair of blue jeans? How about a monkey? Everyone loves monkeys.
Margie: I love monkeys
Jasy: See! It's true
Margie: *considers* perhaps I could put a monkey in the frame
Jasy: So I'm right. Monkeys
Margie: you are always right
Jasy: Of course I am. It's a fact of the universe
Margie: One that I'm well aware of
Jasy: As well as should everyone else
Margie: I'll let them know

Margie: I got a new kitty!
Margie: I rescued her from a parking lot
Jasy: Is it a monkey-hybrid kitty?
Margie: um...no [link to picture] See? she looks like a cow, though...well, from the side, she's white with big black spots
Jasy: Ack! Why are you sending me softcore porn!
Margie: because you like it
Jasy: Well, that's beside the point.
Margie: you should appreciate it!

Chris: Captain Food recommends... MEGONADE
Margie: what is megonade made with?
Lori: Megos
Margie: and what are megos?
Lori: it's abbreviated. it stands for Men's egos

Chris: there's a story behind it
Margie: *sits down for story time*
Chris: but i'm too tired to tell it
Chris: so just laugh
Margie: *raises hand* Mr. Chris?
Chris: because it's meant to cause laughter
Margie: *waves hand around* Mr. Chris!
Chris: yes, margaret?
Margie: can I go to the bathroom?
Chris: no
Chris: going to the bathroom is for WIMPS
Umar: Ouch
Margie: *cries*
Umar: Denied
Ruben: once upon a time there was a lemonade can. It was bigger than all the other lemonade accessories. The other drinks used to call him "Fatty-ade". Suddenly in middle school, Lemmie's size turned into muscle.
Margie: yay! story time!
Ruben: Then, out of fear, the others started to call him Megonade
Ruben: the end
Margie: hooray!

Lori: But I was a little curious as to why Chris was *so* thrilled about the "Walking Around in Women's Underwear" song
Margie: ahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
Margie: I KNOW THAT SONG!!!!!
Margie: I HAVE THAT SONG!!!!!
Chris: what?
Margie: LORI, IT'S BOB RIVERS!!!!
Lori: I know!
Chris: oh... this is another one of those things.
Margie: oh wait. stop. Lori was kidding, right?
Margie: and I missed it?

Umar: Johnner!
Margie: JOHN!!!!
Margie: I'M ONLY TALKING IN CAPITAL LETTERS TONIGHT!!! LOOK AT ME!!!!
John: Hey everyone!
Umar: Or John. But 'Johnner' sounded so much more original.
Zach: very appealing, margie.
Lori: She's angsty Harry Potter!
Margie: I LOVE YOU ZACH!
Lori: Everyone look out! Hide!
Margie: AND I AM!
Zach: OKIE DOKIE.
Zach: HOW'S THE WIFE & KIDS?
Margie: aww, don't hide from me
Margie: whose wife?
Zach: DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THE & SINCE I AM NOT LOOKING AT MY KEYBOARD?
Margie: ahahahaaha!!!!

Margie: did John say something and I didn't see it?
Margie: he did!
Umar: Well, he said "Goodnight!"
Umar: Unless AIM is carped up again.
Margie: carp!
Umar: Yes.
Umar: Those pesky fish.
Umar: Get into everything.

Zach: goodnight
Zach: love and crackers
Umar: CHEESE and crackers!
Umar: Handisnacks!
Margie: do you have Handisnacks?
Umar: I wish I did.

John: My novel is sexified!
Umar: sexified?
Margie: um..what does that mean?
Margie: did you write porn?
John: It's sexified!
Margie: can I read it?
Margie: wait...
Umar: I promise, if I ever write a novel, it will *not* be sexified.
John: (I don't doubt it, my friend ;-) )
John: How could it not be sexified, with the subject at hand?!
Umar: I say this without knowing the proper definition of the word, but I think it's a safe guess nonetheless ;-)
Margie: so who got it on?
Margie: and what is the subject at hand?
Margie: "at hand" *giggles*
Margie: someone stop me!
John: The title says it all:
John: JohnWorld 3006
Margie: wow
Umar: *hands Margie a wooden mask*

John: J LoD and X-Raytor and Kane and Cinque(and Jim) and John from the Boardie Convention!
Umar: Oh, but you already told us that! Unless...
Umar: Oh dear...
Umar: But wouldn't that be...
Umar: With themselves...?
John: No!
Margie: ahaha!
John: But they're all sexy!
Umar: Uh-huh ;-)
Margie: ahahahahaha!!!!!!

John: Adult situations! Violence! Nudity! Strong language!
Margie: the usual
John: Ah, but I censor the other stories!
John: (Not that there are any gratuitous sex scenes, because gratuitous sex scenes... aren't sexy)
Margie: so you did write porn
John: There is sex ::nods::
Margie: hooray!
Umar: I think he'd prefer to call it a "romance novel"
Margie: is it good?
Umar: Isn't that right, John?
John: Er, sure...
John: And it's excellent!

Margie: Boer War rhymes *nod*
Umar: So it would seem.
Margie: *is helpful*
Umar: Much appreciated ;-)

John: He was writing The Simarillon, a particularly masturbatory piece of "mythology," combining aspects of Norse and Anglo-Saxon mythology, as well as his own beloved Christianity
Chris: One day, John is going to take a book at face value.
Chris: And on that day, there will be dancing in the streets.
John: You do know that Tolkien would never want anyone to take his books at face value, right?
Chris: I know
Chris: i don't think he'd want anyone to call his books "masturbatory" either
John: He wouldn't want it, but it's the truth :-P
Chris: or maybe you're masturbatory
John: Eh, I haven't given full reign to my masturbatoriness yet
Umar: Hmm. Someone give me a precise definition as to what the word means.
Umar: And, in context, please...
Chris: or maybe it's just fun to say masturbatory
John: I'll do that when I start making random posts for response value :-P
Chris: muh-muh-muh-masturbatory
Margie: *saves*

Margie: did you spell my name wrong on purpose?
TAS: typo
Margie: are you sure? *looks supiciously*
TAS: OKAY OKAY! i admit
TAS: i failed hooked on phonics
Margie: you didn't know how to spell it!
Margie: shame on you! shame!

Chris: if a glass of milk came from space and possessed the person who drank it, what would it do next?
Margie: go look for some cookies
TAS: it would resort to cannibalism and devour some oreos and more milk
Josh: I think I have to go
Josh: the chat is EATING MY MEMORY

TAS: i ruined it
Chris: YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS
TAS: bah, i suck at life

Margie: I'm lost
Chris: i know the feeling
Chris: i too was once lost
TAS: very much to his disliking santa spent all night hitchhiking with a sign that read ho ho slow down, santa claus is thumbing too town
Chris: i moved through life, directionless
Chris: hopeless
Margie: oh, he singing
Margie: I'm not lost anymore
Chris: and then i saw the light
TAS: preach it brotha!
Margie: was it a truck?
Chris: no
Margie: oh
Chris: it was jesus
Chris: he was big and square
Chris: and he had big headlights
Chris: and then he ran over me
Margie: oh, I see
Chris: and ran away spewing exhaust
Margie: that's jesus with a lower-case j
Chris: and that's how i found religion
TAS: ::wonders if chris is blaspheming or drunk::
Chris: not Jesus Jesus
Chris: Jesus as in the common latin american name
TAS: oh. he's just drunk
Margie: a different one
Chris: Hey-soos
Margie: right
TAS: Hey Zeus!

Lori: I demand an explanation of the pancake thing
Chris: an explanation would destroy it
Margie: only for the five of us in this room ;-)

Margie: wait! John! connect Tolkien to the sacred feminine ;-)
Margie: just for fun
John: The ring is taken directly from the Ring of the Nibelung
Margie: I did know that!
Chris has left the room.
John: Though that might be vaginal...
Katherine has entered the room.
John: Hmm
Umar: A vaginal ring?
John : Holy Grail style, perhaps
Margie: Katherine came in at the wrong time
John: But the ring is shown as something evil and dirty and tempting
Katherine: .............
John: So it would be decidedly anti-feminist
Katherine: John.
John: Katherine.
Katherine: Sometimes a spoon is just the first modern fantasy novel.
Katherine: You don't have to go all "Tom Hanks's career is dead" on us.
John: There is no sacred feminine in Tolkien!
Margie: I was hoping you could find some
John: It's all Norse and Christian ::nods:: Men men men men men!
John: Women must be virtuous and obedient, and that's pretty much it

Katherine: Umar, John doesn't suggest.
Katherine: That requires subtlety. ;-)
Katherine: a smooth and gentle touch...
Katherine: not unlike that of...
Katherine: THE SACRED FEMININE

Umar: So let's just slap "NAZI" on LotR and be done with it?
John: That would be fine with me!
Umar: After that, I need to borrow the stamp for some... other... purposes
Margie: well, now that we've reached a conclusion in this night's discussion, let's talk about me

Umar: okay, moulin rouge really does suck
Lori: huh?
Umar: I mean, what the heck... what is it ABOUT??
Katherine: Umar...I really really liked knowing you, man.
Katherine: You were a heck of a great guy.
Katherine: I'm very much going to miss you.
Lori: And so!
Lori: It comes to this!
Umar: What a waste of a movie and actor.
Katherine: It's going to be sad without you.
Lori: *pulls out a Bob Marley CD*
Lori: Death by Bob Marley!
Katherine: I'm so sad, my grammar is even failing.
Katherine: So long and thanks for all the fish.
Lori: *flings it at Umar*
Umar: So what exactly is it that made you decide on death by Bob Marley?

Umar: Why did you fling a bob marley CD at me?
Umar: Oh well, might as well put it to good use.
Umar: *uses CD as tea saucer*
John: No respect for Bob Marley!
Umar: What? He makes for a good tea saucer.
Umar: He's protecting my varnished oak table from damaging heat.
John: Would this happen to a Martin Luther King poster? A Ghandi photo? A Che Guevara collectible frisbee?
Umar: Yes

Lori: ...tea shouldn't be served hot!
Lori: Tea should be sweetened with sugar, and then put in the fridge, and later served with ice!
Umar: Iced tea is good. But so is hot milk-tea.
Lori: this is SACRILEGE!
Umar: Which, apparently, you don't like.
Lori: milk tea is gross.
Umar: I still say you didn't make it properly. Either that, or you're insane ;-)
Lori: I made it right!
Lori: It was disgusting.
Umar: It's the only tea worth drinking other than iced.
Lori: that's fine! Bob Marley's going to attack you in your sleep!
Umar: I don't dream anymore. A shame, really.
Lori: Of course it's not going to be a dream!
Lori: It will be a nightmare!
Lori: The only way to save yourself is to convince John to exorcise your place of dwelling.
Umar: And risk him giving me a Tolkien lecture firsthand?
Umar: Are you mad, woman?!
Lori: Hey, you're the one who's going to be killed by Bob Marley in your sleep
Umar: I told you, no more dreams/nightmares.
Lori: you still SLEEP, though
Katherine: ....I have no idea what's going on.
Lori: Or have you given into the goodness of coffee?
Umar: You forget... sleep is for the weak, Lori.

Lori: cold coffee--baaaad.
Lori: cold tea---goooooood.
Umar:*sigh*
Umar: Next thing I know, she'll be saying Twix is gross
Lori: Never!
Umar: Well, that's a relief.
Lori: ...interestingly, though, that's my brother's favorite candy bar
Lori: *stares at you*
Umar: It's a tie between Twix and Snickers for me.
Lori: eeeew
Lori: Snickers are yeck.
Umar: Yep, there we go. That sounds like Lori again.
Lori: Three Musketeers!
Lori: and Twizzlers!
Umar: Blah
Umar: Musketeers are all caramel
Lori: no they're not
Lori: ...no caramel at all
Lori: Nooooougat!
Umar: Uhh...
Umar: whatever

Lori: you should try the milky way darks
Umar: Dark chocolate?
Lori: yep
Umar: BLEAUGH!
Umar: SPIT!
Umar: GAG!
Katherine: Aww, Umar.
Umar: CHOKE!
Umar: WRETCH!
Lori: ...you're kidding.
Lori: dark chocolate is the BEST
Umar: No way in hell.

Lori: you have bad taste
Lori: literally
Umar: What about Pizza?
Lori: Pizza is good
Umar: Amen.

Katherine: Oh my god....
Lori: Now, really, Kat. You don't have to call me that.
Lori: "Lori" will do
Umar: Never leave an opportunity, do you? ;-)

Umar: John: ONE HOUR AND THIRTY-SIX MINUTZ TIL NANOWRIMO MUTHAFUKAZZZZZ!!!!
Lori: breathe, Umar. I know you're excited...
Umar: That wasn't me
Umar: *points to the "John" before the comment*
John: CHRIS BATY IN THE HIZZZOOOOOUUUUUSSEE!!!!!!!

Jasy has entered the room.
Holly: I'm gonna marry him!
Holly: *adds to the list*
Jasy: Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight! Uh-uh-uhuh!
Jasy: You're gonna marry me?
Umar: Wow, perfect timing Holly ;-)
Jasy: Whoo! Holly admits her long-time obsession with me! Ha!
Holly: Actually. I have a confession, Margie. Jasy and I did decide to get married
Jasy: See!
Margie: hmmm
Holly: So we can name our children after Farscape characters.
Margie: okay then
John: A non-incestuous inter-Tri-Leader marriage?!
Jasy: We'll have fifty children!
Margie: that leaves Chaaalie for me

Jasy: With...lots of porn for those cold lonely nights.
Holly: What happened to your lock box?
Lori: Al Gore stole it.
Umar: I thought he invented it?
Lori: he took it back?
Umar: *shrugs*
Jasy: Did he take the Internet back, too?

Umar: What you need is Girlfriend Slapping Repellant! Why compensate for damages when you can avoid them entirely!
Holly: Umar, the salesman
Jasy: I'll take two hundred bottles!
Umar: Wow! First day and look at the sales!
Jasy: And a "Penis Mightier for 800!"
Umar: Err... might want to look towards Pfizer for that one ;-)

Jasy: Oh, Margie!
Jasy: Question! Question! Question!
Margie: *cautiously* what?
Jasy: In the FAQ of Tri-Leaders.com, who were all the women who said I was hot and wanted my number? And...what are their numbers?
Lori: The Truth?
Margie: they were supposed to call you
Margie: to call your hotline number
Margie: oh wait...I didn't set that up yet, sorry
Jasy: Gah! I told you to have that set up by two years ago! You're telling me I've been missing hot hot action all this time! =oO

Umar: *looks at Jasy* Umm... so, who's going to provide the karoke entertainment for the night?
Margie: and if he does it, we're all blaming you, Umar ;-)
Jasy: What is love...baby don't hurt me, no more...
Lori: *cough* John, that's your cue *cough*

Umar: The Tri-Leader soundtrack actually exists?
Umar: I thought it was mere speculation...
Jasy: They're coming to take me away, haha! Ho ho! To the funny farm! Where life is beautiful all the time...
Margie: no, I have a copy of it
Margie: and so does Jasy, apparently
Umar: Really?
Jasy: So do I!
Jasy: It's all cool and disco-y
Margie: Liese made the CD's for us
Jasy: Made of pure gold!!
Margie: for Christmas
Lori: How else are they going to control everyone with subliminal messages?
Umar: I never knew
Jasy: And encrusted with diamonds!
Umar: Hmm... wouldn't that kind of, you know, make it difficult to fit in the CD player...?
Jasy: With secret mystical Tri-Leader engravings!
Margie: mine's just a normal CD, we had to get the fancy one just for him
Margie: it makes him feel special
Jasy: I am special! I wear it around my neck!
Jasy: I'm Mr. T, yo!
Umar: The Tri-Leader Soundtrack. Premium Pimp Edition!
Umar: You mean you pity the fools?
Jasy: I pity all foos!

John: Oh, and I think there should be a musical number tomorrow night
Jasy: How about right now!
John: "One Day More"/"Tomorrow Night" style ::nods::
Jasy: *preps singing voice*
Lori: Good things come to those who wait!
Umar: Good?
Margie: I'm afraid now
Umar: Be scarred, Margie. Very scarred.
Umar: Or, that's what we'll be when it's all over, anyway.

John: Chris
John: Oh, um, or Umar!
Margie: Chris?
Holly: Chris?
John: Aussie Chris
Margie: John is in the wrong chat room, I'm afraid ;-)
Umar: hehe, yeah

Holly: I learned today that Cait Sith is pronounced Ket Shi
Holly: *tidbit o' fun*
Umar: wow
Umar: That has totally shattered my world

Lori: so...i have on a cowgirl hat, a princess(prom) dress, slippers, and an elvis cape.
Lori: Yay, eclectic costumes!
Umar: wow
Lori: (the weird thing...it all matches)
Umar: Somehow I can't see that
Lori: it does. *nod*
Lori: it looks sort of like i"m a countryfied good witch of South who just woke up
Umar: You should go as Scarlett!
Lori: if I had sexy red heels, i might would.
Lori: next year. Next year.
Lori: ...it would be nice to go as something that people IRL would get, though.
Umar: like?
Lori: like a countryfied good witch from the South. Naturally.

John: ::Kicks Draco::
Umar: Yeah, Draco's an ass
Lori: Did the Draco you just kicked have leather pants on?
Lori: and was he drinking a MaiTai with a little green umbrella?
John: Let's start a reform of the goddamn Ministry of Magic!
Lori: ...oh, crap, why are we discussing HP with John around?
Lori: You people know what's going to happen...
John: Dumbledore... Dumbledore is a shady guy
Holly: Hey JOHN!
John: Yes, HOLLY?
Holly: What do you think of Draco?
John: Draco sucks!
Umar: Yeah!
John: But Draco isn't the main problem
Umar: *slaps John on the back*
John: It's the Ministry that we need to abolish!
Umar: You need to start the Witch and Wizard Liberation Front!
John: Fuck the Wizard!!!
John: Stop the mass murder of Quadlings!!
Lori: What we really need in all of this is love...
John: Home rule for Vinkus tribes!
Lori: and peace...
Umar: Quadlings? Vinkus?
John: Disband the Gale Force!!
Umar: Okay, I sense things are getting away from me.
John: Torch the Grimmerie!!
John: Harry Potter!! That libertarian bastard!!
Umar: I would have said "presumptuous, arrogant, and moody" bastard, but whatever
Lori: Destroy the Eminent Thropp!!!
Lori: And her red shoes!

Ili: soon you too can be a master of gramma nazi technique
Ili: The Tenants of Gramma' Nazi
Ili: 1. Thou shalt not abuse thy wicked kool gramma nazi powers

John: It's time.
Umar: John is going to cut and run! I can forsee it!
Umar: I think he meant NaNoWriMo had begun...
Margie: he did
John: Yes!
John: Everyone's writing, right?
Umar: Yeah, we're all "writing"
Umar: John was just waiting on the start line... he certainly didn't waste any time ;-)
Umar: Look at the timestamp for it!
Umar: John (00:00:24 AM): It's time.
Margie: wow *notes that*
Umar: Within 24 seconds

Holly: Yea. And Math gives you some really corny pickup lines, too
Margie: your tangent's just right for my cosine, baby!
Holly: Hey, babe, Can I be tangent to your curves?
Margie: you're acute little angle
Lori: *disturbed*
Margie: *picks up Holly with math lines*
Holly: I'd like a piece of that pi
Margie: I'm trying to think of another one...
Holly: me too
Holly: Are Euclidian me? Please say yes!
Margie: ahaha!
Holly: *takes a bow for that one*
Margie: *applauds*
Umar has left the room.
Holly: We scared off umar
Holly: he was intimidated
Margie: he really liked our pickup lines
Holly: He's off to try them out!
Umar has entered the room.
Holly: Hey, Umar! Watch my fractal increase exponentially.
Margie: Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
Umar: Wow
Umar: The Mathmatical Gutter
Holly: I'll show what the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus was really for, and I won't need two parts.
Umar: See, that's what happens when you divide zero by zero!!
Margie: Let's make a composite function.
Lori: *in pain*
Holly: My function doesn't have an absolute minimum, it's all maximum.
Margie: aha!
Margie: Is that a Lemma in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Umar: lol!
Umar: John would be having a field day with this if he weren't doing NaNo
Holly: My pole is ready for a conversion to standard form.
Margie: My natural log is massive.
Lori: P
Lori: A
Lori: I
Lori: N
Lori: .
Umar: So, you hate math that much, huh Lori?
Holly: Hey, babe, let's do math. Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs & we'll multiply.
Umar: wow...
Margie: Want to watch my orthogonal project?
Lori: ...
Margie: Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
Lori: Oooooouuuuuucccccchhhhhhh.

Holly: *breaks out the pirate pickup lines*
Holly: So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
Holly: That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
Margie: Captain Feathersword is the pirate on the Wiggles
Holly: He is!
Umar: There Lori, surely you can delve into the piratey world?
Holly: Wanna shiver me timbers?
Umar: *slaps forehead*
Holly: Well blow me down?
Holly: Okay, last one: Prepare to be boarded.
Margie: Blow me down is the best one
Umar: See, now those were painful, Lori
Holly: I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
Margie: I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.
Lori: But those are funny
Umar: *sigh*
Holly: That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Margie: Who lives in a pinapple under the sea?

Holly: Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
Umar: ...
Umar: wow.
Michelle has entered the room.
Umar: That's just... wow.
Umar: I didn't think it could get that explicit.
Holly: Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
Holly: Wow, um, Hi Michelle!
Michelle: hi!
Holly: We're all hitting on Umar.
Umar: ...
Holly: First we used math pick-up lines
Michelle: umar's a sexy biznatch
Holly: but they failed-- so it's onto the pirate pickup lines
Margie: Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight.
Holly: Haha! Margie!
Umar: They do this on purpose... because I refuse to go to the "gutter"
Holly: Let's get together and haul some keel.
Margie: Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
Michelle: not the gutter
Umar: Yes, the gutter. *nods sagely*

Umar: Yeah, they had a NaNo support group threat at Morphz
Michelle: oh
Holly: haha
Holly: they do?
Lori: wait
Lori: we did not have a threat at Morphz
Holly: i assumed he meant thread
Lori: I never assume anything with Umar anymore...

Lori: it would be like a really weird romantic comedy
Lori: Brooding In a Corner of the House
Margie: you could write the screenplay!
Margie: we'd be rich!
Lori: Yes!
Lori: That's what I'll do in December!
Lori: I'll write my crappy screenplay!
Margie: but it will be worth millions!
Margie: we could really move to the north!
Lori: Yes!
Lori: With the millions we'd make, we could move up there for a couple of months!
Margie: then we'd have to write/star in another one
Lori: *nod*
Lori: The sequel!
Margie: "The Brooding Corner, Umar Returns to Darkness" or something like that
Margie: it sounds like a horror movie
Lori: We could do every genre!
Lori: The third would have to be one of those animated 3-D things by Pixar
Lori: Brooding In a Corner With Oreos
Lori: it could be a drama, about Umar drugging himself with Oreos to dull the pain
Margie: Romance...Horror...Animated...
Margie: let's see...we need Drama and Comedy
Margie: well, just The Brooding Corner is dramatic
Lori: yes
Margie: The Brooding Corner Goes to Mars
Margie: with aliens in really bad costumes...see? it's funny already
Margie: bad costumes make anything funny
Lori: and flying saucer held up with fishing line!
Lori: The Brooding Corner from Outerspace!

Margie: and is candelabrum singular for candelabra?
Lori: i believe so...
Margie: my computer told me it was, but it's a stupid word ;-)
Lori: you could make the Latin geek in John die from sorrow and just say "Candelabras"

Margie: it's lingerie if you must know
Umar: Girls get each other lingerie for Christmas? My horizons have been broadened considerably.
Margie: yes, we think it's cute
Umar: *imagines guys getting each other boxers for Christmas*
Margie: ahahaha!
Umar: Yeah, not gonna happen ;-)
Margie: you could start a new trend!
Umar: I could.
Umar: I could also jump off a bridge. But you don't see me doing that, do you? ;-)
Margie: you could bungee jump off of a bridge
Umar: Yes. Though that would be distinctly different than simply jumping off a bridge.
Umar: See, that would be like getting another guy a watch for Christmas.

Margie: Holli and I are going to jail
Ann: that news does not suprise me

Chris: i think i'm going to end every sentence i say for the rest of the day with "yo", yo.
Margie: I think you should
Chris: it's a good idea, yo.
Chris: this chat is lame, yo.

Chris: has anyone seen Chris or BK today?
Margie: who is BK?
Margie: and which Chris? ;-)
Chris: The Bloom Kaboom
Margie: ohhhh
Margie: I got it
Margie: and nope, haven't seen either
Chris: hm…
Margie: I talked to BK yesterday
Margie: (and I am so calling him that from now on ;-))
Chris: if i address his Christmas present to "The Bloom Kaboom", do you think his parents will open it?

Margie: when you search for "cartoon clipart" you are not supposed to get results that say "free goat semen!!!"
Chris: try searching for free goat semen and see if you get clip art
Margie: I should
Chris: ... did it work?
Margie: no
Margie: mostly because I didn't do it

Margie: look!
Margie: it's Adam and Chris and Martin in the same chat room!
Margie: *takes picture*
Margie: now we need BK
Margie: then it'll be just like old times ;-)

Margie: so why aren't we having fun? *demands*
Umar: Now why, may I ask, do bakers need to form a conglomerate?
Lori: because the world is a harsh, cruel place
Margie: wait, whose question were you answering? ;-)
Lori: ...um...both
Umar: Now, are they forming the conglomerate because the world is harsh and cruel or is the world harsh and cruel because they've formed a conglomerate?
Margie: both, Umar
Margie: Circles!

Chris: someone has taken their love of Futurama too far
Chris: in a sexual way
Lori: ...
Chris: and now i'm blind
Umar: futurama? You mean, that show with the robot?
Chris: yeah
Lori: "that show with the robot"
Lori: that's really descriptive
Chris: that's it, i'm never going in the internet again
Margie: no, Chris, we're talking about actual coffee this time

Chris: you could say anything you want
Chris: you could say the olsen twins can act
Chris: you could say that Cher is not a robot
Umar: Cher? You mean that guy who sung that song... what was it... "Believe"?
Lori: ...
Lori: Well, we know Umar isn't gay.
Chris: that's the most accurate description i've heard in a while
Margie: um
Umar: What led you to that conclusion, Lori?
Margie: *dies*
Margie: that made the whole chat worth it
Chris: good.

Margie: Zach will have a street fight with you
Chris: nobody steps to the Bloom Kaboom

Chris: when one of us gets famous, we all have to go margie's house and put her computer in the microwave
Margie: why is that?
Chris: so you can't defame us
Lori: no, we'll have to hire hackers to destroy parts of her website
Margie: it is way too late
Chris: with incriminating quotations
Lori: Chris, you should be safe
Lori: you change your sns all the time
Lori: and there are two chrises
Umar: *looks back on the Princess Specimen #29 incident*
Chris: such as "masturbatory is a fun word to say ... muh-muh-muh-muh-masturbatory"
Margie: I do have that saved!!!
Margie: It's on the new page, in fact
Chris: and, while i still stand by that statement, i don't particularly want it to go public

Margie: I named this chat "Cher"
Margie: and I want to clear up something with Umar....
Margie: Umar, you do know that Cher is female, right?
Margie: just so I don't worry
Umar: ...
Umar: Uh...
Umar: You mean the singer...?
Margie: yes...
Umar: ...

Lori: so they had someone come speak for the some of the time we were there
Lori: and then, afterwards...
Lori: he gave out boxes and boxes of condoms.
Lori: which is good. I guess. But it was a little bizarre
Chris: everybody has AIDS!
Margie: that reminds me!!!!
Umar: condoms?
Lori: all different colors!
Margie: in the exhibit I had to hang for our local art gallery, there was this purse that was made entirely out of condoms
Chris: i learned it from a musical
Chris: it must be true
Lori: and he made it clear that the only real way to protect yourself was to abstain
Margie: the multicolored ones
Margie: all different kinds
Umar: purse?
Margie: it was educational
Lori: wow
Umar: Well... isn't that... convenient?
Lori: so educational
Margie: flavored
Umar: ....
Margie: I learned many things ;-)
Umar: flavored...?
Lori: yeah, the guy gave out some flavored ones...
Margie: yes
Umar: Are you... implying something...?
Lori: ....probably
Margie: that I tasted them? no
Chris: given enough time, all our conversations circle back to condoms
Margie: unless you meant oral sex, which yes, that is implied
Margie: and they do
Chris: it's just one of those inevitable things
Umar: Ah
Margie: it's okay, Umar, you can say oral sex ;-)
Lori: LOL
Lori: but he's asexual!
Lori: leave him alone!
Chris: is asexual the same as masturbatory?
Lori: it's okay, Umar. We love you just as you are
Lori: no
Margie: no
Margie: ahahahahaah!!!!!
Lori: masturbatory is selfsexual
Margie: I was going to say that I can say a lot more things besides just oral sex....but that comment is no longer needed, I think ;-)
Lori: being an asexual person does not mean you're a sexual person. in fact, it means the opposite.
Lori: and that's why you mentioned it now, huh, Margie?
Margie: indeed

Umar: You know, you could just use the term fellatio
Margie: I could!!!
Margie: what language origin is that?
Lori: ...the cunning linguist in me is trying to figure that out...
Lori: fella=guy
Margie: it's one of the romance languages, isn't it?
Lori: tio=your
Lori: it's italian
Margie: oh, okay
Margie: I was thinking maybe it was
Lori: yep
Chris: you were thinking too much
Lori: the italians graced us with the pope and fellatio.
Chris: ...
Chris: that right there.... that was the wrongest sentence ever typed
Lori: Thank you!
Lori: actually, grammatically yours was worse, Chris
Chris: the pope is in your christmas present
Lori: i'd rather just have the Pope Pimpin' Mobile

Umar: Adam was watching Punjabi hip-hop?
Umar: hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Umar: hahahaha
Umar: Oh man...
Umar: *wipes tear from eye*
Margie: wow

Eric: ahhh! i'm actually seeing people! this is strange and cool!
Chris: eric is hallucinating again

Eric: oh, no. not rider strong. =(
Eric: he's so...cory's friend?
Lori: I always liked Eric more
Eric: *beams*
Eric: =P
Lori: LOL
Lori: And, uh, the Eric in the show.
Lori: he was so stupid, it was funny
Lori: the Eric in the show, too

Margie: I am so glad that I don't have school and decided to stay in the chat tonight when it was dying a few hours ago ;-)
Margie: much like it is now, but with fewer people

Eric: i need assloads of sleep. so, night all!
Katherine: night!
Umar: 'Night Eric
Umar: Go get your assloads
Michelle: bye eric
Umar: of sleep, I mean
Lori: how much is an "assload"
Katherine: assload = 10 buttloads
Umar: Thank you, Kat
Michelle: assload...are we texas or michigan?
Umar: Some weird combination of the two?
Lori: *Votes with Michigan*
Lori: (So Ann and Ili will be proud)
Katherine: and K.A.
Lori: isn't she in Seattle, pretending to be Jeff?

Michelle: i'd have rather seen colin ferrel kiss the girl a little more
Margie: does he kiss boys?
Michelle: he certainly does
Margie: then I'm there!
Michelle: there was this really funny part, though
Lori: LOL
Michelle: after he got married
Michelle: to a woman
Michelle: he was talking to his lover
Michelle: and they were crying
Lori: Margie is so there
Margie: boys were kissing and crying in the same movie?
Lori: See?
Michelle: and they kissed
Margie: at the same time, too?!?!
Margie: Lori, it was made for me!!!!