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Lori: John's handling Studmuffin. But not, uh, the same way the Andalites "handled" the Yeerks.
Lori: at least...i hope not.
Margie: riiiight
John: Awww yeah!

Margie: damn
Ann: Margie said a bad word!
Ann: Put a quarter in the Damn Swear Jar
Holly: Laura! You said Danm too!
Holly: you need to give up a quarter, too
Ann: Damn it all
Ann: But that's the name of it
Ann: The Damn Swear Jar
Holly: Use the "Politically Incorrect Bad Swear Word Container"
Ann: PIBSWC
Lori: Holly!
Ann: *puts in three quarters*
Holly: *smirk*
Holly: *does the loophole dance*
Lori: you spelled it wrong!
Holly: *loophole dancing*
Lori: you must put a dollar in the "Typo Jar"
Holly: ...
Holly: damn it.
Lori: and a quarter in the other jar

Ann: Holly, do you know the whole cast list for the JL movie?
Holly: No
Holly: John does
Holly: because John is, like, a god
Holly: only not

Holly: are you still writing?
Lori: uh...
Holly: can i read what you did so far?
Lori: uh...
Lori: that would imply there was something to read...

Holly: Lori! Someone ought to rediscover the dining room
Holly: like when mary rediscovers her mothers room in the secret garden
Holly: v. inspirational scene

Lynne: theres gonna be a rebellion. *nod*
Ann: Yes! Rebel!
Ann: Throw off the shackles of the Machine!
Margie: and don't rebel against my art class! I'm a fun teacher!
Ann: Don't rebel against Margie
Ann: Because she will throw you in the mines
Margie: you were the one rebelling ;-)
Ann: Not me!
Ann: I need a pitchfork to properly rebel
Ann: And a pointy stick
Lori: Kill the beast!
Ann: And an angry mob
Lori: Kill the beast!
Ann: I just like to encourage rebellion

Umar: TAS-Man! Dunna Nunna Nunna Nunna, TAS-Man!
TAS: alas, the late, never great GR
Margie: GR?
Umar: Guerilla Rodeo, Margie

Umar: Welcome to our not so chatty chat!
Katherine: Why does Umar always come up with the non-sequiter chat titles?

Chris: OMG TAS FRUM JINTZ IS HEARRR@@112!!
TAS: heck yes
TAS: bow to me my minions
TAS: and preteen girl worshippers
Chris: OMGWTFABC *BOWZ*
Umar: You mean bow to the guy who led the group who had to stop the Tri-Leaders' evil plot to use Tyreal clones to take over the world?
Holly: haha
Margie: no, it's supposed to be OMGWTFBBQ!
Katherine: omgyeahhe's a heeerrrroo!!!111!!!
Margie: teh Tri-Leaderzzz rox my sox!!11!!
Chris: HIZMUZIC] HAS LYK 2 KORDZ OR SUMTIK!!!1! 2!! HES A POTE!!
Umar: Ahem, you mean he's your hero
Katherine: I'm sorry, that should be, "OMG yeah he's liek a hero!111!!!"
TAS: ...
TAS: haha
Katherine: Can't forget the "liek"
TAS: wow
Margie: pote, ahahaha
TAS: I need you guys at a show sometime :P
Margie: we would be ur fangirlzzz!!!1!!!on3!!!
Umar: Yeah, we'll be the ones up front center screaming like ninnies
TAS: blah fan girls are annoying :P
Margie: *gasp*
Margie: He just turned us away
Margie: he doesn't love us
Chris: OMG WOT A SELOWT!!!1

TAS: margie IS just ancient :P
Margie: ancient? :-(
TAS: but very beautifully ancient
Margie: "beautifully ancient" *writes that down*
Chris: you're like babylon
Chris: except less evil
Margie: no, I am evil
TAS: and less hard to pronounce

Chris: i'm not obsessive compulsive
Chris: *straightens keyboard*
Chris: *straightens keyboard*
TAS: who saw Napoleon Dynamite?!
Chris: *straightens keyboard*
Katherine: I did
Chris: *straightens keyboard*
TAS: there are few things better
TAS: why are you straightening your keyboard ?
Margie: he has OCD!!!! shhh, don't tell anyone
Chris: i'm not
Chris: it's straight now
Chris: dsr
Chris: oops
Chris: *straightens keyboard*
Chris: *straightens keyboard*
Chris: *straightens keyboard*
Chris: *straightens keyboard*
TAS: O_o
Chris: *yo mama*
Chris: *straightens keyboard*
Chris: *straightens keyboard*
Holly: ...
Katherine: ...My momma does not straighten yo keyboard!

Lori: interesting name
Umar: Well, Chris named it
Holly: chris is gone now
Holly: we...took care of him

Umar: What kind of jobs pay 100,000+??
Margie: doctors, umar ;-)

Ili: Rodeos are fun.
Umar: Aren't they, though?
Lori: Personally, I'd rather see a dolphin rodeo
Ili: well, maybe.
Lori: along with shark-petting
Ili: I've pet a shark!!
Lori: that's a whole new ESPN show there

Katherine: I think I'd like it much better if the title was L'Aubergine Espagnole...
Katherine: eggplants are fun.

Holly: you write it
Holly: thusly: you are worse than I
Lori: tasteful Animorphs fanfiction?
Holly: smutty Mc smut smut!
Lori: I do not write smut!
Lori: Especially not McSmut!
Holly: I bet you have some Ewan smut hoarded somewhere.
Lori: I do not!
Ili: Do too!
Ili: You showed it to me the other d....
Ili: er..
Ili: I mean, no she doesn't!!
Katherine: I got that book for my dad
Katherine: Because he didn't take the hint.
Lori: you bought him Ewan smut?

John: KING LEOPOLD'S GHOST!
Umar: leopold can rot
John: BY HARRY POTTER'S NOSE CARTELIDGE!!
Umar: damnit, nevermind, just go back to leopold
John: Hairy-ford Shire?
Margie: shiiire bagginssssss
John: I'm sorry: Hairy-Ford-Shire
John: ::Winks lecherously at Victorians in the crowd::
Lori: ...
Margie: let's have none of that, John
Margie: this is a children's show
John: BY NEPTUNE'S JEWELS!

Margie: so we're having sex and beer?
Holly: Saxon Beer!
Katherine: and girly things, yes
Margie: we'll have to tell the boys
Margie: but not invite them
Margie: just to make them jealous
Lori: that is an evil, plan, Margie
Katherine: ...wait, sex, but no boys?
Katherine: ...hmmm.
Katherine: ...okay!
Margie: well, yes
Lori: that'll make the boys *more* jealous
Margie: we're having sex with the Saxons, who brought the beer

Katherine: *digs grave*
Katherine: *throws chat in*
Juliet: Aww
Lori: sadness
Lori: who's doing the eulogy?
Katherine: We'll draw straws for the eulogy
Lori: "Oh, poor Sex and Beer chat, you started with such high hopes..."
Katherine: ...I read that as high hops, for a second, which is eerily appropriate

Ann: All my goldfish crackers are gone
Ann: *sadness*
Katherine: Here
Katherine: Have some Saxon Beer, it'll make you feel better
Ann: Thank you
Ann: But I don't like beer
Katherine: Okay
Katherine: Then here's a Saxon
Katherine: *parades out a Saxon*
Ann: Can it do my laundry?
Katherine: ...Uh...
Katherine: Sure.
Ann: *takes Saxon home*
Holly: Hey! One of those Saxon's is mine
Ann: Well you can't have my saxon!
Katherine: Girls, girls
Ann: *growls*
Katherine: There are plenty of Saxons to go around
Holly: Mine is the one that looks like Orlando
Ann: Mine is the one that does the laundry
Holly: I think we're okay
Katherine: ...that was kind of disturbing
Ann: I also need a Saxon to cook and clean for me
Katherine: Okay, but no more.
Holly: You can't have Roger!
Holly: (I've named my Saxon)
Katherine: If you need Saxons for...other functions, you have to use the ones you already have.
Ann: Awww
Holly: Like going grocery shopping?
Holly: But that's a two-saxon job
Ann: *nod*
Ann: I'll name one Mortimer and the other Sam
Ann: Sometimes they do their Saxon dances
Holly: On weekends, Can my Saxon play with your Saxons? They can go to the park
Holly: and pillage and plunder
Ann: My Saxons will like that
Ann: And they can have ice cream after

Margie: I didn't name my Saxon
Margie: I think I'll name him....Frank
Ann: Frank and Roger and Mortimer and Sam
Katherine: I suppose we'll need a Jack.
Ann: We always need a Jack

Margie: wait....*WHO* was on the rocking horse? *closes that window*
Ann: The smut diving takes a nasty turn

Lori: Umar, we give you a gift
Margie: *hands Umar two Saxons*
Lori: Behold, your two Saxons
Lori: Bob
Lori: and Marley

Holly: I'm jealous that he's considering selling them
Katherine: Saxons.
Holly: yes. to the saxons, even
Katherine: For a nice rose like that, I would pay...one saxon
Lori: i would pay around 5, maybe a little more
Katherine: 5 dollars, or 5 saxons?

Umar: Looks at his two Saxons...
Umar: "So... uh... you guys get marketed often?"

Liese: do they have to be boy saxons?
Lori: yes
Lori: Saxons are men
Liese: oh.
Katherine: ...well, if they aren't, it kinda takes all the fun out of it.
Liese: so i can't breed them?
Lori: they provide sex, beer, and other capital gains
Liese: OHH.
Margie: no, but they clean your house for you!
Liese: those kind of saxons
Katherine: hmm...we have to start thinking about the breeding thing.
Lori: yes
Margie: I made mine do the dishes
Katherine: I mean...Saxons...they wear out after a while

Lori: you don't want too many of them
Lori: or they'll revolt
Lori: in fact, we ought not give any to John
Margie: no, none for John
Lori: he'll teach them revisionist ways and have them lead a revolution

Umar: Mine are sent off to destroy my school
Margie: to plunder and pillage? good for you, Umar!
Umar: Nah, just to raze
Margie: even better!
Umar: Raze to the ground!

Umar: My saxons are probably dead.
Margie: Umar! that's sad!
Lori: no, they're just relaxing
Umar: As they didn't pass the guy with the Klishenkov automatic rifle who stands guard at the gate of the school...
Margie: they snuck in another way
Margie: they dug a tunnel
Umar: Okay, I'll just send them to the airport... they've got dozens of officers at each entrance sporting MP-5 submachineguns and high-calibur pump-action shotguns
Margie: Umar, don't deliberately kill your Saxons
Margie: or we won't give you any more
Katherine: Yes, if you do that, we won't give you new ones.
Umar: good!

Holly: I'm on dom
Holly: not on him
Holly: i'd like to be
Margie: ahahahaha!!!!
Holly: but no
Holly: ...is that going on your quote list...

Margie: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Aaaaadaaaaaammm!!!!!11oneone11!!! one!!!
Adam: yes
Margie: I took medicine!
Adam: I see
Margie: for my sinus infection :-(
Margie: *sneezes on you*
Adam: *gets sick, doesn't have to go to class*
Margie: it was a favor!

Margie: *sneezes on you*
Zach: *licks it*
Margie: now you have my germs!
Zach: yay!

Margie: do you know that March fourth is the official four year anniversary of the tri-leaders? that's the fateful day I first sang happy birthday ;-)
Margie: so what did you get us? ;-)
Adam: a bottle
Margie: that's good, because Eric got us flowers and we needed something to put them in
Adam: oh, no
Adam: not unless they like growing in evil gin
Margie: they are poppies
Adam: hmm
Adam: that's an opiate, right?
Margie: yes
Adam: so that would go well with alcohol
Margie: excellent!

Jasy: So if you ever become principal, we can expact daily whippings of the student slave miners?
Margie: sure?
Margie: and I'll spank you, too, because you like it
Jasy: w00t!

Umar: John is a weener!
Lori: oh no, not another sword/chalice/wand/etc discussion
Umar: Man, that didn't work...
John: Umar!
John: I haven't talked to you for a while
Umar: Yeah, it's been a while.
Umar: And... uh... the weener thing was a joke ;-)
John: Pfft, I agreed with it!

Lori: i have to have fun where i can
Lori: idolizing Chef Boyardee is included in that

Adam: you could perhaps even make an acronym of the acronyms
Adam: like LRE
Margie: you could
Adam: I am teh awesome

TAS: and strange girls go for Chrispyfer Marshmellows
TAS: But most of them are dead
Adam: Fluffy Puff Marshmallows!
Chris: mmaaaaaaade fruuummmmmm the beeesssssst stuuuuuufffff
TAS: if i could pick one word to describe myself... it would pwobabwy be pwuffy puff marshmellow

TAS: when i swim in december i die
Chris: like a fox!
Adam: how does a fox die?
Chris: with great cunning
Margie: I'm lost
Adam: no you're not
Adam: Chaaaalie is lost

Margie: and I know who's going to die next, but I won't tell you that, either ;-)
Adam: if you told, me, you'd be wrong
Adam: because you would die before they do

Jasy has entered the room.
Ann: Hello!
Margie: hi!!!!
Margie: What are you doing in a chatroom? are you lost? ;-)
Ann: All the cool kids are doing it

Margie: are we still playing laser tag? *shifty eyes*
Margie: *sekkritly zaps Jasy*
Ann: Bwah!
Margie: *turns around and zaps Ann*
Ann: Hey!
Ann: *zaps Jasy*
Ann: *zaps John too, for good measure*
Margie: *looks around*
Margie: *zaps Holly*
Holly: i've been zapped
Ann: Duck and cover, Holly!
Holly: *hides behind a elijah poster*
Holly: If you zap me, you'll have to zap elijah, too
Ann: *zaps Holly*
Ann: Bwahahaha!
Margie: nooooo!

Margie: oh well
Margie: *turns off laser gun*
Margie: it's no fun when people aren't screaming and running ;-)
Ann: *zaps Margie*
Margie: hey!
Margie: *turns laser on "Happy Birthday" setting
Margie: *zaps Ann*
Ann: Ouch!
Ann: I've a birthday cake shaped burn!
Margie: this is our version of the kindergarten gang war
Ann: *changes to Valentines Day setting*
Margie: Illustrators are artists, too!! *zaps*
Ann: *zaps Margie*
Ann: Fine artists are pretentious jerks!