Jasy: Holly raped me and I am pregnant with her puppies.
Margie: I know.
Jasy: News travels fast.

Chris: do you know how bad it is to walk into a chat room and the first thing you here is "Margie, get the rope"???
Holly: Chris- are you nekkid?
Chris: no
Holly: but we are nekkid
Chris: ::very scared::
Holly: katherine-- we are all nekkid except for Chris...he doesn't love us
Katherine: *strips*

Adam: a screw just fell out of my chair
Adam: I gotta go find an allen wrench to fix it
Adam: ::gets on floor, screws chair::
~a few minutes later~
Adam: nobody cared that I just screwed my chair?
Adam: ::pouts::

Todd: women!
Tina: Men!
Todd: women!
Katherine: OK, both
Moonbridge: MEN MEN MEN
Adam: sex!
Todd: women women women!
Adam: erm
Todd: sex!
Tina: Sex!
Margie: calm down, boys
Margie: and Tina

Jasy: They're all hot to me! =o)
Margie: except the one in the middle and including vinnie?
Jasy: Err...yeah, excluding Vinnie...then again, he looks pretty fine in that dress...
Margie: *saves that quote*
Jasy: Ack!

Jasy: Let's make out like there's no tomorrow!
Margie: now?
Margie: (are we making out? is that why we're not talking?)
Jasy: Umm, how do you cybermakeout?
Margie: i have no idea
Jasy: Kiss the monitor?
Jasy: Or the floppy drive?
Jasy: Or just make weird noises at each other?
Margie: i don't know

Holly: Jasy, we are all nekkid-- are you?
Jasy: *dances*
Todd: Todd is not naked!
Holly: yes he is
Jasy: Let me see...
Zach: i can be completely nekkid if you want me to
Jasy: Nope, not naked...yet...
Todd: Todd is wearing shorts, a tee shirt, socks, and hair
Jasy: Start the stripping music!
Margie: *covers eyes*
Zach: too sexy for my shirt
Todd: oh god. .
Zach: too sexy for my shirt too sexy baby
Zach: do you want me to be nekkid?
Jasy: Where's the stripping music? I can't strip without it! Well, yes I can!
Jasy: *ziiiiip!*

Dustin: no, i have class. i don't work the corners. i only do booty calls
Holly: screw. yew.
Holly: *chats stops*
Dustin: i think the booty call comment killed it
Adam: no, it was when I got screwed

Holly: i needa go see you soon adam, *nod*
Adam: okay
Holly: lol, one word answer...
Dustin: she wants your sexy womanly body, adam
Margie: she does
Dustin: she wants to rub your smooth feminine leg....
Holly: lol, he's cheap, what can i say. 10c is a good deal
Margie: *applauds*
Holly: *curtseys*
Holly: *trips and falls on adams lap*
Holly: whoops...

Adam: do you really care what random people on the interstate think about your sexuality?

Todd: maybe i should kiss Eric in front of her for momentum . . .
Holly: yea!!
Margie: i'll take a picture
Eric: no. no you shouldn't.
Todd: or kiss Holly's dad and run. .
Margie: I would pay you to do that
Holly: he'd get his gun

Holly: wait- tood, who on this trip would have sex with you?
Holly: besides Eric
Todd: allison, of course
Todd: and eric

Zach: well, I think you'd go home, and basically start killing
Zach: *hissing!
Zach: *kissing!!!

Zach: you go out in the little hallway between the theater and the actual hallway and do it
Eric: do it?
Margie: yeah, Eric, do it
Eric: yay!

Chris: how many people have you had sex with in the last 6 months?
Zach: let's see...
Margie: 87
Zach: one...
Zach: two...
Zach: 3 that one time, so that's five...
Zach: six...
Zach: seven, eight...
Martin: carry the 9...
Zach: nine...
Zach: I think nine
Margie: no, it was 87
Zach: who knows
Chris: carry the 9?
Chris: you're working with some pretty big numbers there..
Zach: when I sleep with them, I'm sleeping with all the people they've ever slept with.
Margie: that's true
Margie: so that's how it adds up to 87

Margie: and no naked people at a surprise party
Ann: But...
Margie: especially Jasy, Eric and John
Ann: But...
Margie: even if they'll get naked for free
Jasy: What, you don't want to see me in my new speedo?
Jasy: It's golden!
Margie: I thought it was blue
Margie: with sparkles
Jasy: With a tassle on the front!
Margie: ooh, a tassle

TAS: BYE!!!!!
Eric: no!
Eric: noooooooo!
Eric: don't go!
Margie: no what?
TAS: ::blinks:: at Eric
Eric: i-i love you!
TAS: oh baby
Margie: um....
Holly: Eric's horny again
Margie: *stares at Eric*
TAS: ::runs::
Holly: he misses his pizza boy
Eric: not that horny ;-) worry not, good TAS.
Margie: he'll tell TAS I love you, but he won't even hug me
Tina: ::slowly backs away from Eric::
Margie: Eric, dear...you *do* realize I have to put this on my quotes page
Eric: yes. yes i do. ;-)
Margie: okay
Tina: ::snorts::
Holly: he's damn proud

Margie: Jasy will strip for you
Margie: Jasy, get nekkid
Umar: He most certainly will not
John: NOOOOOOO!
Margie: he will, too
Umar: Dear God
Jasy: Don't worry, I won't strip.
Umar: Save my virgin virtual-eyes
Jasy: Because, I'm already nude!

Jasy: So, when you burn the bras...you burn the restricting shirts too, right?
Eric: hmmm
Eric: one should hope so
Jasy: If you don't want to burn your shirts, I'll hold on to them while you burn those evil, evil bras!
Eric: *thumbs up at Jasy*
Jasy: I think, we should all just get nekkid right now. I mean, it's all a symbol of shackles of society!
Holly: ...
Margie: okay fine
Ann: *puts on a jacket*
Eric: Jasy, you rock ;-)
Holly: no, Jasy, stay clothed
Eric: your ideas, rather
Holly: Eric and zach can get nekkid- but you cannot
Holly: you can go to the corner of shame
Jasy: Will there be nekkid women over in the corner?
Ann: Nekkid beetles

Holly: john's wearing a bra- to the corner of shame!
John: HEY!
Jasy: I think...it's time for...the Monkey Dance!
John: Who put me in this bra?!
Ann: Not the Monkey Dance!
Holly: *goes and sits on Eric's lap*
Margie: he's gonna dance?
Jasy: In this dance, all women are required to remove all articles of clothing...
John: ::Slowly takes off bra to porno music::
Margie: *covers eyes*
Eric: woohoo!
Eric: take it OFF!
Jasy: Yeeaaaah!!!
Jasy: (whistles)
Eric: *notes Holly in his lap* ;-)
John: Waka chika waka chika waka chika bow chika BOW WOW!!!
John: ::Porno music:
Margie: *whispers to Ann and Holly...do they know...wait, nevermind*
Ann: *ahem* John knows the porno music.

John: C'mon Eric, come out of the closet! Stop being uncomfortable with your sexuality!
Holly: Eric's straight- i know, i was at his house last ni-- nevermind
Zach: no, Eric is straight
Zach: however, his boyfriend is not
Eric: diss, Zach. diss ;-)
Jasy: All I want for Christmas is a bisexual girlfriend.
Holly: No, Jasy, no.

Jasy: Harems don't have men, Holly. Get your terms correct.
Margie: what's a male harem called?
Eric: marem
Ann: Um....
Jasy: Man Hole
Margie: that sounds wrong
Jasy: Yes, but I want a Harem...
Holly: filled with penguins?
Holly: no, that's zach
Jasy: That would be a Pengeim.
Margie: But the city maintenance people work in manholes.
Holly: like the village people?
Margie: yeah
Holly: In the navy *hums* In the navy *hums*
Margie: YYYY MCA!
Jasy: Since when did they have four Y's?
Margie: since I sang it
John: MACHO MACHO MAN! I WANT TO BE A MACHO MAN!
Jasy: Nacho nacho man!

Holly: i used to have a sticker on my agenda that said "Quick and kinky, 25c"
Eric: *digs out quarter*
Eric: *everyone looks at him odd*
Eric: *frowns and puts quarter back in pocket*
Holly: *holds out hand, expecting quarter*
Eric: it's in my pocket =P
Holly: can i get it?
Holly: ::cough:: i meant will you hand it to me?

Umar: uh-oh...they're... alone
Holly: in the hall closet *nod*
Margie: *knocks on door* don't knock all the coats off the hangars!
Holly: what coats?
Margie: if you do, pick them up again
Holly: i think Jasy took the coats
Margie: did he?
Eric: i see no coats
Eric: None at all ;)
Umar: didn't Jasy run off with the coats?
Umar: cackling madly?
Eric: likely.
Margie: Sally needed a new dress
Holly: they were fuzzy...like bunnies
Holly: he called me sally yesterday, you know
Margie: why?
Holly: i threatened sally with a pin
Margie: good for you
Holly: how many sallys have there been?
Margie: just the one, he uses duct tape
Holly: MY duct tape?
Margie: yeah, he stole it
Holly: damnit...

Adam: variety is the spice of life
Chris: unless it's nasty...
Chris: in that case it is somewhat..less spicy...
Chris: or, possibly more spicy...
Adam: some things at Taco Bell are pretty darn spicy, but pretty darn nasty too ;-)
Adam: Wait, please do not equate Taco Bell with sex in any way
Zach: if sex is like taco bell...
Adam: don't go there
Zach: it's hard, crunchy, meaty, chunky, cheap, diseased, and wrapped in wax paper?
Chris: all but the last one....
Margie: you can get soft tacos
Adam: I said don't go there
Zach: too late
Margie: way too late
Adam: sadly
Chris: and hopefully not diseased
Zach: in that case it's floppy, dripping with sauce, and pale white
Chris: *shields eyes*
Ashley: What's wrong with Taco bell
Adam: it's like sex, apparently
Ashley: it is yummy
Adam: sex is yummy?
Chris: [ SUBJECT CHANGE TIME]
Adam: [I AGREE]
Zach: {HOW ABOUT SQUIGGLY BRACKETS}

Ann *steals TAS' wizard staff*
TAS: ::wonders what the wizard staff is::
TAS: ::but still wants it back::
Ann: *sings "A Wizard's Staff Has a Knob on the End"*
Katherine: Look out! He's going to do the Pointy Hat Trick!
TAS: ::does the pointy hat trick::
Ann: NO!
TAS: ::Steals BACK the wizard stick::
Ann: *takes a picture of the pointy hat trick*
Zach: staff?
Zach: pointy hat trick?
TAS: I think I've accidentally gotten into something perverted without meaning to...

TAS: Another humorless attempt at humor by zachy
Zach: *notices that this is the first guy to call him zachy*
Margie: well, you see....he's secretly in love with you, that's why ;-)
TAS: How did you know?!
Ann: We are very wise. Spy network, and all
TAS: ::breaks down crying::
TAS: Sam will kill me
Margie: yes, he will
Margie: after Legolas nances on your head
TAS: Quick, duct tape me to a tree!
TAS: they won't find me
Ann: *duct tapes TAS to a tree*
Zach: tas, i'll tell them about your dirty weekend with sauron
Ann: *gets pointy stick*
TAS: they were there
TAS: they know ALL about it
Margie: hey! that's a secret!
Ann: I guess I should have destroyed the videotape

Margie: I see how it is, you can say bad things about me, but not good ones
Jasy: I did say a good one!
Jasy: You don't think that *wink, wink* other sex was good?
Margie: no because we are not having sex
Margie: but it was a good try
Jasy: Oh, but aren't we?
Margie: not that I'm aware of
Jasy: *wiggles eyebrows*
Margie: unless you call this sex
Jasy: The ice cream...*cough, cough*
Margie: oh, that was a long time ago
Margie: it must have been bad for me, I didn't remember
Jasy: Bad? Try so good you collapsed in such a fit of ecstacy that you fell into a deep, peaceful slumber and locked away the warm memory for your later years.
Margie: a fit of ecstacy? are you reading graphic novels over there?

Jasy: (((Lamp)))
Margie: Murry gets more action that I do
Jasy: Tell me about it
Ann: He's a little confused
Margie: no, he always hugs the lamp instead of me
Ann: Well, the lamp is in the shape of a naked woman
Margie: yes, but Murry is the lampshade....
Ann: Jasy is in love with Murry
Margie: that's what I was thinking
Ann: No, wait, it's more of a physical relationship

Margie: ooh, answer this one: what's the best thing about me? ;-)
Adam: the sex

Holly:Eric- are you nekkid?
Eric: um, no
Eric: no i'm not
Holly: we are...
Jasy: Eric....
Jasy: Run
Adam: I could've sworn I had clothes on...

Zach: someone answer this question
Zach: WHY DO MEN HAVE NIPPLES?!?!?!?
Jasy: Because
Jasy: It's just more fun that way
Margie: you know, every time I think we've covered everything we could possibly talk about, you surprise me yet again

Jasy: Oh, I've GOT it!!
TAS: ::listens::
Jasy: We've talked about hot dogs long enough, let's talk about peaches!
Margie: peaches?
Eric: lol!!
Margie: georgia is the peach state
TAS: ::snorts::
Eric: *sings*
TAS: Peaches
TAS: peaches for me
Eric: millions of peaches, peaches for me

Margie: would you stop with that
Zach: what?
Margie: not you
Margie: Jasy and his obsession with the number 30
Jasy: What?
Jasy: It's true!
Margie: it is not
Jasy: Should I start scanning?
TAS: YES!
Margie: yes
TAS: i mean...nah
Jasy: I have ta pee...wait, I can do it from here!!

TAS: Ok now lets talk about church, abstinance, and bunny rabbits

Margie: guess what I found!
Adam: naked pictures of Jasy?
Margie: um....no
Adam: Good.

Chris: "Perez Jiménez was transferred to Madrid, where still she lives and she enjoys presumably the money obtained by means of the illicit enrichment."
Margie: lol, illicit enrichment?
Margie: sounds like some women in ancient greece
Eric: illicit enrichment.
Eric: sounds like tantric sex prostitution or drugs.
Eric: possibly a combination of the two.
Margie: not plain sex? tantric sex
Eric: yes. tantric.

Eric: i've read the lion on the cheesegrater thing now, by the way...
Eric: NOT disgustingly adorable =P
Chris: that actually sounds pretty painful
Margie: I know, cheese graters are sharp
Eric: lions too, for that matter
Margie: I suppose they are
Chris: well, i'm assuming the lion is that man, and the cheese-grater is the woman o.O
Eric: cheese graters have very small holes.
Eric: and i hate to sound perverse
Margie: hmmm
Eric: but that sounds remarkably unpleasant for the lion.

Zach: hey...i better get going
Zach: I have a hot date;-)
Chris: completely coincidentally, I... uh... also have a hot date at the exact same time and place... by coincidence...
Zach: shhh!
Adam: aren't you a little far away, Chris?
Zach: we're meeting halfway

TAS: BYE MARGIE!!!!!!!!!
TAS: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
TAS: WILL YOU HAVE MY BABIES?!?!
Margie: wow
Margie: um.....I'll get back to you on that

Chris: okay... this is how you get quoted:
Chris: PENIS!
Eric: *beavis and butthead snicker*
Lori: no, that's just how you look like an idiot
John: PENIS!
John: ...Wait, that doesn't do anything?
Lori: john, we already know you're an idiot

Margie: we're doing it again
Lori: *innocent* doing it?

Lori: and dang it, why did my mind immediately jump into the gutter when you said you'd gotten your first job
John: DAMN IT!!!!!
Lori: i know, i'm upset too, john

John: Scrabble?
Lori: Ack!
Margie: don't go there
John: Travel Scrabble? O_o
Lori: eek
Margie: that's worse

Katherine: my brain...she moves in mysterious ways
Katherine: yes, my brain has a sex
Lori: i strangely identified w/ that portion of the book
John: The brain sex portion?

Zach: *grabs chris's -- * i mean uhh
Zach: chris you are so..
Zach: so..mature and adult-looking! and I find that attractive!
Chris: (that was sarcasm... you just had to wait for the punch-line :-P)
Margie: I get it ;-)
Zach: i don't
Chris: zach was just being a little too hasty to grab my.. something
Chris: neck, i'm assuming
Zach: it was your --
Margie: wow
Margie: *gets thesaurus*
Lori: *is not gonna touch that*
Zach: hah
Lori: *figuratively or literally*
Chris: zach was going to..
Chris: brb
Margie: zach was going to brb?

John: You know, I'm always saying that these chats are places where people come to live out their fantasies and dance the night away..
John: WHY ISN'T ANYBODY DANCING?!?!?!
John: DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY, DAMN IT!!!!!!
TAS: ::Dances::
John: Yay!
Lori: *dances*
TAS: ::dances like a drunk monkey::
John: Now, I want to see some people living out their fantasies!!!
John: But, um, please do it in private

Margie: Lori has a man whore
Omega: Very.... scary.
Margie: she does
Lori: i do!
John: He's *everybody's* man whore
Lori: not yours!
Zach: I'M everybody's manwhore..

Holly: i think that the best couple should be crowned zeus and random lover of zeus
Holly: *g* or zeus and ganymede if we can get two guys up there

John: Iso's asexual!
Umar: HEHEHEHAHAHA

Lori: "Naked is when you've got no clothes on. Nekkid is when you've got no clothes on and you're up to something."
Jasy: Oooh, I'm nekkid!
John: Well, nekkidness I can handle!
John: We should all get nekkid!

Katherine: *scared*
Lori: *scared, too*
Umar: Yes, I do seem to be apprehensive for my hair as well.
Katherine: I'm too apprehensive, I'm too apprehensive for my shirt, too apprehensive for my...
Katherine: And no, John, you cannot take off your shirt

John7: Ask someone or I'll strip!
Lori: ack!
Lori: ask someone! quick!
Umar: For the love of God, woman, ask!