Craig: the other day i was walking to art class and i felt really light headed and i started to perspire a lot and i ran down to the cafeteria and found my guidance teacher and she said it sounded like a heart attack!!!!!
Craig: then i woke up
TAS: I hate it when that happens
Craig: i will lead the cows to safety
Craig: i will fulfill my mission as cow king!
TAS: How is Eric so funny?
Margie: I don't know
TAS: he could be like "hey, mud." and it would be hysterical
TAS: i'm painting my youth pastor's Bible
Chris: what colour?
Liese: and why?
Chris: and what colour?
Chris: lol...I've gone off the deep end..
Margie: *throws life preserver*
Chris: mister possum bit my nose...
Chris: she doesn't even have gills..
Margie: that's a good thing
Chris: you're all a bunch of grapes!
Margie: yes, he's really two people....or a race of extinct aliens...
Chris: "Straighten up and fly right, ye' dang young'uns"
Craig: it all depends of the Cows that they like
Craig: Stoopy!!!!!!!
Josh: Margie is....pppppuuuuuurple
Chris: I mean, we're not out in the outback or whatever saying "Hey Keith, ah got a hole in mah leaf"
Chris: I'd just like to say that body piercing saved my life and it can save yours too ;-)
Margie: *I* never did anything to the bunny to make it angry...you were the one slinging it at Eric....
Margie: sadly, i am watching the Disney Channel for kids...Out of the Box...it's craft time
Margie: and sadly, i am enjoying craft time
Margie: *goes crazy*
TAS: *steps back*
Chris: bombard the new person with messages!
Margie: hmm...murder, kidnapping...what fun!
Chris: and the winner gets a million dollars!
Rob: We are in the noodle section
Margie: how appropriate for you
Margie: ooh, Nigel's going to grapple with the anaconda now....nature shows are fun
Margie: << needs to put down the orange juice
TAS: ::NOD::
Margie: :wonders if the white powder is really drugs:
Jasy: So, I get to keep talking to a dead bunny and have paper airplanes thrown at my head, eh?
Jasy: I feel so lucky...
Ann: It is yogurt time!
Margie: *picks self up off floor*
Martin: in barney's world, we always share our things
Margie: yep, we should go...but when you wake up, mr. shrink, you will bark like a
dog everytime you hear the word: Brussels sprout
Margie: i think I'll restrain myself
Monica: wwwwweeeeeeeee..........
Zach: greetings, earthling
Chris: we're kidding...
Monica: we *are*?
Margie: *decides not to comment*
Zach: bathrobe break
Margie: Chris! You must be thinking again! Stop it!
Margie: *wanders* ooh look at the dots! dots!
Margie: okay, i'm back now
Rob: wow, spelling issues I have
Rob: And he likes your subconscious. I'd be careful
Zach: Kust Jidding!
Eric: It might've eaten me! *shriek*
Eric: does that mean not doing anything? cuz I'm good at that ;-)
Eric: I don't have a sparkly bag :-(
Margie: too much sampling of the cookie dough for me
Craig: and my mustard eating talent, i dont know how they cannot award me for that one:-D
Cait: Margie?
Margie: What?
Cait: you're orange! nothing...just a color check
Holly: i bet it involves jelly beans
Holly: hmm...bet it involved inanimate objects
Adam: ::runs far, far away from lung boy::
Writer: "and then they all went to Vegas and married Eric. THE END."
Margie *applauds*
Holly:FIRE!!!
Jasy: Bad! Bad fire! *hits fire* OW! Hot! Hot!
Chris: we're playing a wocket game!
Margie: hello
Jasy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Margie:what?
Jasy: I don't know. I just felt like screaming.
Chris: hey I'm in a chat!
Margie: ah! he speaks
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Chris: thanks....I needed that...
Margie: lol, um...anytime?
Eric: *clapness*
Margie: lol, that's a new word
Eric: indeed
Margie: i still have Chris's white powdered mysterious candy stuff that looks suspiciously like cocaine
Chris: shh
Adam: puzzly! :-)
Chris: *fudge
Adam: ::points:: potty mouth!
Margie: *waves at Adam*
Monica: *waves too*
Chris: *waves because everyone else is doing it and I just want to be popular*
Monica: i'm gonna DIE!
Zach: ::sits back quietly, watches in wonder::
Adam: hey, I just noticed something...
Margie: i'm insane?
Margie: sorry, got distracted by the slinky
Margie: where were we?
Adam: the colors, the colors! :-)
Martin: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!
Margie: wow
Margie: too much caffeine?
Zach: i think i am going to be emotionally scarred for life
Zach: I will never be a normal child
Margie: because i keep shouting i love unico, right?
Eric: roll out! *giggles maniacally*
Margie: you giggled?
Eric: only when under the influence of something ;-)
Holly: *throws waterballoon in middle of chat* DUCK!!!
Matt: *is confused*
Matt: I'm noticing a running thing here... when even I talk to you guys,I make like Ax and get confused.
Margie: lol, confusion is how we operate
Margie: let me take the time to point out that Adam is a rather unattractive shade of pink
Adam: am I?
Ann: Kool-Aid was invented in Nebraska
Margie: lol, thanks Ann!
Zach: it says you're not here
TAS: That's one notch for self esteem
TAS: *goes and shoots self*
John: Wait... if Zach leaves I'll be the only guy here...
Zach has left the room.
John: Uh oh...
Margie: *falls over and dies*
Chris: lol...i'm amazed that you took the time to type that...
John: So, all Project X, world domination aside, what's the password for the Tri-Leader's Chamber? I promise I won't tell john!
John: Wait...
John: I am John...
Chris: PUT. THE THESAURUS. DOWN.
Adam: he Australian
Adam: me Tarzan
Margie: *hands out party food*
Margie: no, ignore that white powder, it's okay
Holly: what white powder? *wipes nose*
Margie: the Unfortunate Incident at Dinner? sounds like something that would happen to the tri-leaders
Ann: I never thought of that!
Eric: ee! alive! iam!
Margie: iams is a kind of dog food
Adam: it is
Todd: i will pay for ONE gas stop
Todd: maybe six if you're lucky
Margie: Todd tells me you're not dead
Ann: I'm not!
Ann: I have a little spider crawling on my deshk
Ann: I'm just drunk
Eric: hmmmm. *scratches chin*
Eric: if he weren't Jasy, i'd say he might be right.
Eric: i, for one, am just thuggin'! :-D
Margie: you're doing what?
Jasy: Shut up!
Jasy: All of you, shut up!
Jasy: *smacks head*
Margie: I'm gonna take the "Which candy heart are you?" quiz
Ann: Maybe you'll be the "Fax Me" one
John: These are the days of our lives...
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Margie: *scans Umar*
Umar: beep!
Margie: you cost 99 cents *nod*
Umar: hey!
Margie: I asked Eric if he knew how to cite the Bible on the works cited page, and he said just to do it like a book. The author would be "God, et. al."
Adam: that's classic
Margie: I've named this chat "Umar's Last Stand" ;-)
Josh has entered the room.
Dahjo: ::inivited kosh::
Smada: KOSH!
Margie: brb
Monica: k
TAS: k
Chris: k
Monica: k
Chris: mmm....special k
Margie: yes, i agree
Margie: the fish is purple
TAS: ?!?!?!?!
Margie: lol, making conversation
Margie: and we have to feed them....lol, almost typed "feel"...
Martin: that would've created the wrong mental picture
TAS: i wish everyone was perfect lol
Margie: lol, then it wouldn't be any fun
TAS: That's true, I mean look at Eric
Craig: and a stick off of a fallen down tree branch from the tree that was fallen down stabbed me in the head
Margie: yes sadly, and considering that no one else could possibly get along with you, you'll have to marry one of those clones....jk ;-)
Jasy: lol...nuts. Well, actually, the clones aren't so bad. And they're not against multiple marriages...
Margie: well, that's a plus
Margie: Ann put fish for all the answers and that makes you be a minimalist cow sculpture
Eric: coooool.
Jasy: I think I'm high on something...
Tina: I'm not surprised.
Jasy: Prolly my own self...
Holly: i think chris is horrified by us
Eric: I don't blame him
Holly: lets corrupt him!
Chris: hi
Margie: *waves*
Zach: *Splash*
Adam: Animatrix is not some hybrid K.A. Applegate/Keanu Reeves thing ;-)
Margie: that has possibilities.....
Zach: it does!
Margie: Keanu morphing into something else
John: OMEGA dam!
John: Ok, that's the thought for the day
Elfangor: Target--"you don't have to sue me to get my pants off"
Margie: you never know when you might need an extra foot
Margie: now where is Ann when you need her to make a Discworld reference
Margie: you need a thpare
Chris: martini's in a chat! take a photo!
Margie: write it on the calendar
Katherine: I am honored to wield the sacred chicken of Boozlabah!
Chris: i couldn't figure out how to get the lids back on the vegetable crisper thing...
Chris: it was very distressing
Chris: i would say 16 units (of time) is about right
JayEff: so is this an Earth unit, or an Andalite unit, Chris
Lori: they're everybody's units!
Chris: hmm... i assume this trial version of photoshop stops working after 30 days..
Martin: then you have to buy it
Chris: unlike Paint Shop you-are-on-day-1126-of-your-30-day-trial Pro v4
Liese: i'm back after sucessfully slaughtering my firewall
Holly: *glomps zach*
Holly: *notes that is the first and last time she will say glomp*
Margie: *takes picture of glomping*
TAS: lol Chris
TAS: and i'm not talking to myself
John: ::Sits back and holds up sign that says "AVAILABLE"::
Margie: *takes John's sign, tears it up and stomps on it*
Lori: you know what i love about these chats?
Lori: usually, i can just generally insert "lol" and it fits perfectly fine
Adam: I like how if you look hard enough, lol looks like a guy throwing his arms up in the air
Umar: ssenmodnar
Katherine: *floats off of planet*
John: Come back!
Umar: Gravity, suddenly asserting itself to Kat and reprimanding her, pulls her back