Chris: how much of this kool aid stuff is it safe to drink?

Chris: finishes 4th glass of kool aid
Chris: ::faints::

Eric: of course, in reality, I am the Gingerbread Man

Margie: hey, admit it: you would have loved looking for the missing gingerbread man, too
Eric: I must admit, I would.

Margie: it was fun at the time
Eric: dude, that would be fun now!
Margie: but...Eric...he's not real....
Eric: you don't know that!
Eric: >:o

Margie: after a fun trip back to kindergarten, Eric must now return to his normal self...oh, wait, that is his normal self....
Eric: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Martin: but all i need is a kiss from a toad

Martin: (dust bunny artillery firing in background)

Martin: :::while giving rose some chemical Q, Martin crashes into the wall, and all are taken captive by the dust bunnies:::

Martin: do you, prince of dust mite, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife, in pesticide or in health..
Martin: richer or poorer..
Martin: 'til RAID do you part?

Martin: he lol-ed way too many times
Martin: now, if he just stuck to throwing the flowers and rice like *normal* flower girls ,this wouldn't be a problem

Margie: you're the flower girl at my wedding to the king of the dust mites..don't ask, just go with it

Margie: hi! I'm Martin
Martin: hell, i'm Margie :-)
Martin: oops
Martin: that should be "hello"

Chris: "I'm just marrying a dust mite, grandma...go back to bed"

Martin: ::hands Chris basket of rice
Chris: ::dumps rice on Martin 's head::

Adam: No! You're not my father! It's not truuuueeee!!!!
Holly: um...I am a year younger then you...and female

Cait: i am your mother
Cait: *father!!
Cait: father!!!!!
Cait: meant father!!!
Fitey: SO AM I!!!!!!!
Monica: lol, you're my mother?
Holly: hah hah
Katherine: Cait is a girl, Cait is a girl
Cait: i meant to say FATHER!
Holly: Margie...cait is female
Margie: is he?

Chris: lol...like when you found out who dies in #54
Adam: SOMEBODY DIES?!!?!
Zach: no, when i found out WHO dies
Zach: BEFORE i read the book
Adam: WHO dies?!?!!!
Adam: I loved WHO!

Holly: cindy lou hoo
Holly: my moms name is cindy lou
Adam: ::yum:: roast beast

Adam: Actually, K.A. dies.
Margie: what?!! nooooooo!!!!!!
Adam: at the end of the book she just croaked while she was writing
Holly: hee hee
Adam: I think that's why it's a cliffhanger.

Adam: :-):-(;-):-P:-*=-O>:o8-):-$:-!:-[O:-):-\:'( :-X:-D
Margie: wow, what drugs did you just take?
Adam: my cool drugs
Margie: can i have some?
Adam: ::gives cool drugs to Margie::
Margie: yay!
Margie: *goes to get some orange juice, too*
Adam: ::doesn't tell Margie they're just sugar pills::

Margie: Adam, you actually laughed twice, was it that funny?
Adam: no
Margie: okay
Adam: :-):-(:-):-(:-):-(:-):-(:-):-(:-):-(:-)
Dahjo: the other side of Adam revealed...
Margie: someone's been into the sugar pills again

Adam: todd is sacred
Todd: i am. . very sacred
Holly: all bow down to sacred tood
Adam: tood?
Holly: yes, tood
Todd: tood?!
Holly: he is my pet monkey
Todd: what kind of name is tood?
Holly: tood means "all great one" in a sacred language
Todd: oh
Holly: it is also a typo
Adam: SACRED TOOD! SACRED TOOD! SACRED TOOD!
Holly: adam- slow down on the sugar intake
Todd: ::looks around::

Holly: dahjo, can we sacrifice you to tood the sacred monkey?
Dahjo: I sense this chat has been going on for a while...

Adam: somebody do something controversial!
Ann: :P
Margie: *takes off clothes*
Adam: ::screams::
Margie: wow
Adam: no wait, ::gets camera:: O:-)

Adam: ::takes off clothes::
Margie: well, that was controversial
Adam: wasn't it? ::puts them back on::

Adam: <-- ginning evilly
Margie: *stares at Adam's typo*
Adam: it wasn't a typo
Adam: I'm making gin, evilly!

Chris: hey hey
Margie: I'm making gin!
Margie: *laughs hysterically*
Zach: really?
Chris: oh... Martin...we disproved Christianity while you were gone...
Chris: we're all buddhists now...
Margie: i think i'm drunk, too
Margie: *keeps laughing*
Chris: ::hands out buddhist cigars::
Adam: I'm Muslim
Adam: ::recites five pillars::
Zach: well i'm wiccan so there!!

Margie: *dances around*
Zach: you *are* drunk
Margie: am I scaring you yet?
Martin: you guys are the eggmen
Martin: and i am THE WALRUS!!
Margie: men? Ahem.
Martin: bwahahahahahahahahaha
Martin: yeah, even you Margie
Margie: i need more kleenex
Chris: congratulations M(artini)C
Martin: i am NOT an alcoholic beverage!
Chris: lol..sorry...
Margie: ooh, Martini...margarita! MARTIN!!!!! WE *ARE* TWINS!!!!!!

Margie: *looks strangely at Chris*
Chris: ::giggles::
Margie: giggles?
Adam: uh oh, the giggling has started
Margie: i know
Margie: did you pass out the gin again?
Adam: <-- ginning like crazy
Chris: hands out Martinis
Chris: where is Martini anyway?

Margie: Adam! Do that thing!
TAS: that thing?
Adam: <-- gins evilly
Margie: *applauds* that was it!!! yay!!!!
Margie: okay, now, Zach...what is step one?
Zach: boil water?
Margie: yay!
Adam: step one for what?
Zach: noodles

Margie: I'm more evil than you realize....*evil grin*
Adam: evil gin? where??

Ann: Todd, go to your corner!
Margie: the one with the pile of shame!
Ann: And the giant beetles!

John: I'm gonna get sent to the corner for that, aren't I?
Margie: yes! John! Go to the corner of shame!
Margie: say hi to Todd when you get there
John: ::Gets thrown into corner::
Ann: Don't eat the beetles!
John: But I WANNA!!
Margie: okay, you can eat one!
John: YAY! ::Eats one::
Margie: *John explodes*
Ann: *BOOM*

Margie: *looks around, goes to hide in closet*
Ann: There's a skeleton in there!
Margie: that's okay, Ann, he's my friend
John: Now, while Margie is in the closet, i'm gonna get out of the corner! MWAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Katherine: *sits on John*

John: ::While everyone talks about their heritage, I'm getting out of the corner!::
Margie: no!
Holly: *duct tapes john to corner*
Ann: *the beetles grab John*
Katherine: *is still sitting on John*

John: I will escape! I'm stirring up rebellion among the beetles! VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!!
Margie: no, the beetles are under our control, we feed them
Ann: Only we can make them not explode
Holly: lets get Vinnie in here, Ann
Ann: He's out shopping...For lingerie

Ann: Todd!
Katherine: Ann!
Ann: Katherine!
Katherine: Adam!
Todd: Ann!

Todd: ann!
Ann: Todd!
Todd: ann!
Ann: Toddle!
Todd: annle!
Ann: Toddle-Todd Todd!
Todd: annle-ann ann!

todd: zach!
Zach: tood!
Margie: not again!
Ann: Again!
Ann: Todd!
todd: ann!
Ann: Geor-I mean, Todd!

Ann: Do you know what the circumference of your head is?
Jasy: Approximately 9845km
Ann: You lie
Jasy: My ego needs room

Margie: what is the circumference of your head?
Adam: I dunno
Adam: 56 inches
Adam: complete guess
Adam: wow, that's a lot isn't it?

Eric: Ooh, shiny....
Eric: farewell, Zachykins
Eric: *waits to see what sort of reaction that creative spelling of Zach's name provokes*
Eric: *slumps, at his failed joke*
Holly: eric-- want me to send you a card with glitter in it?
Eric: i get so much glitter
Eric: they used to call me "glitterhoe"
Eric: i felt abused.
Margie: that's his new nickname
Margie: glitterhoe
Holly: hey sexy glitterhoe
Eric: *slumps again*

Margie: somebody go tell Jasy to pay attention to me for just a minute
Liese: PAY ATTENTION TO MARGIE!
Margie: if he responds, I'll tell you what we're talking about.....
Eric: me being a glitterhoe, i'd wager.
Eric: or my not being one, rather
Margie: oh, he did it?
Liese: *pokes Eric* glitterhoe!
Margie: yeah, that was me, I told him to call you that
Eric: *slumps again*
Liese: but you're such a CUTE glitterhoe!
Margie: you said the wrong thing Eric...you will never live it down now
Eric: i'm just going to keep slumping until i'm out of sight and you all miss me ;-)

Jasy: So, got any pillows?
Margie: why? are we having a sleepover?
Jasy: No. Get one.
Jasy: Then scream in it.
Margie: lol, why?
Jasy: Because it's fun!
Jasy: Curse at it, too.
Jasy: Think of it as me.
Margie: i can curse at you, damn it!
Jasy: See? Point made.

Margie: you're obsessed with this pillow thing
Jasy: Pillows are fun.
Margie: i'm sure
Jasy: They can do so many things.
Margie: i have three of my own
Margie: do I want to know what they do?
Jasy: I have 7.
Jasy: Just think, you can sleep on them, you can sit on them, you can punch them, you can smack people with them, you can dress them up to entertain your lonely self, you can use them to seduce women...
Margie: are you trying to seduce me right now with this pillow thing?
Jasy: No, you have to see the pillows. Feel the pillows. *Be* the pillows...
Margie: oh

Margie: wake up Jasy!
Jasy: Erm...
Margie: oh sorry, did I disturb your pillows?
Jasy: Ker....
Jasy: Margie...
Margie: yes?
Jasy: ...you should start a porn site.
Margie: lol, with what?
Margie: stuff you tell me?

Margie: "Sink into it and feel the ice"
Ann: "But don't break the ice and sink into the lake"
Margie: if you sink too far, you will feel the ice
Margie: okay, now what was *that* ending pose?
Ann: She was hoping someone would shoot her down, end her misery

Margie: I do like her costume, looks like fire on the bottom
Adam: too bad it's not really
Ann: She fell!
Ann: Adam must be happy
Adam: yay!!!
Adam: hahahaha!!!
Adam: fall!
Margie: be nice
Adam: trip over a chunk of ice!

Ann: And then we ran down a series of small, wooded hills, until we got to Bill Cosby's house
Margie: yay for Bill!
Ann: He let us hide inside
Margie: did he give you jello?
Ann: Nope, he was playing golf when we saw him
Margie: oh
Ann: Your grandma took a while catch up with us
Ann: But when she finally got there, she talked to Bill for a bit and then he shot her!
Ann: And I woke up!
Ann: It was very scary
Margie: sounds like it

Margie: Bill shot my grandma!
Adam: damn Bill

Jasy: (((shiny button)))
Margie: are you a raccoon now, you collect shiny things?
Jasy: Still (((shiny button)))
Margie: I'm going to tell the lamp that you're having an affair
Jasy: Good, I want to make it jealous...
Jasy: How DARE it flirt with that fax machine!
Margie: that was Murry, not the lamp
Jasy: That's like saying, It was his penis, not Jasy.
Margie: right
Jasy: When in fact we all know, the penis is Jasy!
Margie: is it?
Jasy: Yes

Jasy: I wiggle my thumb at you!
Margie: I wiggle mine back
Jasy: Hey, I just had an idea.
Margie: *ducks and covers*
Margie: what?
Jasy: A sort of graphic story.
Margie: *takes sudden interest*
Margie: what sort of story?
Margie: I mean, about what
Jasy: Bubba's Tour of the World, or something like that. Basically we photoshop pics of a giant 10-foot Emporer penguin in pictures of different parts of the world and write a funny story about each place he visits. Things he encounters, misinterpretations, cultural mishaps, you know, good, clean fun. =oD
Margie: oh, so it's not about your penis ;-)

Margie: I just gave Holly your sn
Jasy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Margie: You know, at least I don't call you Rosey....i could start though....
Jasy: lol, and if ya do, bad, terrible things will happen to you! OOOOOO!!
(the irony of it all...)

Jasy: lol, but of course. =o) Where are your thorns?
Margie: oh, do i have those?
Jasy: Yes, and they hurt a lot. A lot.
Jasy: A lot a lot....
Jasy: Like, so a lot, that it, well, makes you say a lot...of curses...
Margie: not *me* I wouldn't do anything like that...
Jasy: Uh-huh...

Chris: Joe Millionaire makes kids join the occult!
Todd: oh shut up already about the occult! GO JOIN CHRIS!
Chris: TOOD MAKES KIDS JOIN THE OCCULT!
Chris: THERE, YOU ALL SAW IT!

Margie: Veganism leads children to the occult!
Zach: okay, KJOS
Chris: Hamburgers turn children to the occult!
Adam: KJOS indeed
Margie: KJOS turns children to the occult!
Adam: did we ever find out what KJOS stands for?
Zach: It's their last name
Zach: Kjos
Zach: ..norwegian..?
Adam: norwegian, stupid, whatever ;-)
Margie: we're all violent tonight! *watches in amusement*

Chris: Beans are gross
Chris: and they turn children to the occult
Margie: yeah, says the person who joined the beans and legumes group ;-)

Zach: no one is better than moby!!
Zach: *kicks your ass like eminem fan*
Margie: see? violence! *points*
Chris: Moby turns children to the occult
Chris: just play it backwards

Adam: go drink some kool-aid
Ann: Kool-Aid fixes everything
Chris: Kool-Aid fixes your MUM
Ann: Your mum would know
Adam: the Kool-Aid man turns children to the occult

Adam: since we're all changing our fonts...
Ann: Ack!
Margie: pink!
Zach: ooh adam! you are so feminine and flaunty and attractive!
Ann: *hides*
Zach: not to mention san serif!
Chris: sans serif chicks turn me on
Adam: *waves hand in a loose and effeminite manner*
Adam: now bold, underline, and italic
Ann: Ack!
Adam: AND ALL CAPS
Ann: The horror!
Margie: *ducks and covers*

Margie: and now Chris has a pink font
Margie: Zach, your turn
Lori: hot pink
Ann: It's spreading!
Zach: i'm the straightest one in here now!

Michelle: i use herbal
Lori: i love herbal
Omega: oh, this is nice..
Omega: "What kind of shampoo do you use?"
Michelle: all of the references to sex in the commercials convinced me that that was the right shampoo to use
Omega: "Oh, I thought youd NEVER ASK!"
TAS: erm... i use Suave
Lori: i use thermasilk usually
Michelle: the strawberry suave kind?
TAS: i also use shaving cream mixed with milk and vinegar
Margie: the guys are all staring in horror...."They're talking about shampoo!"
Margie: except TAS, he's participating ;-)
John: JAY-SUS MARY AND JOSEPH, WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!
Lori: come on, the rest of you!
TAS: Yes, i'm a man and i know the latest in hair care products
Zach: i like that vive stuff
Margie: oh, there's one more!

John: I don't wash my hair. There's a small colony of people living in it
John: It would be curel to evict them
Lori: cruel, too
John: Yes, cruel too
Margie: curel is a type of lotion
Zach: let's talk about lotion now!

Michelle: is the small colony of people in John's hair a potential army?
John: ...Perhaps...
Lori: a leprechaun army
John: Who's asking?
Michelle: your shrink
John: You're wired!
John: You're wired, aren't you?!
Omega: I could see them.... "This hair belongs to us! Not that John character! Lets revolt!"
John: Who sent you?! WHO SENT YOU?!?!?!
Lori: they'd snatch him bald, wouldn't they?

Margie: what is John talking about?
Lori: i have no idea
Lori: he's babbling
Margie: it's not makeup
Michelle: john, we're talking about makeup right now
Margie: get with the topic
Lori: yes, john, contribute to the conversations
Lori: what about eye shadow?
TAS: black eye shadow
Michelle: go chris!

THEY FIGHT CRIME!

Ann: She's a beautiful extravagent magician's assistant with the power to see death.
Margie: She's a beautiful psychic museum curator with the power to see death
Margie: they can all see death
Ann: It's a common power
Ann: Death likes the company
Margie: he gets lonely sometimes

Ann: : She's a scantily clad punk fairy princess living homeless in New York's sewers.
Margie: Holly!
Ann: That's who sprang to mind

Margie: He's a world-famous neurotic sorceror with no name
Margie: Voldemort!
Margie: He who must not be named!
Ann: I shall name him....Buttercup!

Margie: She's a blind goth cab driver
Ann: A blind cab driver?
Margie: Apparently.
Margie: : He's a hate-fuelled native American waffle chef who must take medication to keep him sane
Margie: : that's John....I think

Margie: : He's a short-sighted voodoo firefighter who dotes on his loving old ma
Margie: awww
Ann: How sweet
Margie: He's a suicidal playboy hairdresser on a mission from God
Margie: He's a one-legged vegetarian dwarf from the 'hood
Ann: The 'hood
Ann: Word.

Margie: Liese: She's a man-hating punk schoolgirl with her own daytime radio talk show.
Ann: He's a witless coffee-fuelled dwarf on the run.
Ann: Ah, Vic
Margie: : He's a fiendish guitar-strumming hairdresser who hides his scarred face behind a mask
Margie: That's what X-raytor is really trying to hide
Ann: *gasp*
Ann: His evil scar!
Ann: Which marks him as a villian!

Margie: He's a globe-trotting umbrella-wielding librarian possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect.
Margie: lol, he flies around a bites people?
Margie: uncannily?
Ann: : And conks them on the head with his umbrella

Margie: He's an all-American dishevelled grifter looking for 'the Big One.'
Margie: there's Jasy
Ann: Yep!

Ann: Vinnie! She's a scantily clad bisexual wrestler married to the Mob.

Margie: He's an immortal Amish romance novelist on the edge. She's a radical tempestuous schoolgirl who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!
Margie: together? now that's a good TV show
Ann: I can see it on Fox

Margie: He's a deeply religious pirate librarian on the edge
Margie: He's a scarfaced albino assassin moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble
Margie: helping them how.....?
Ann: Helping them in their final moments...

Margie: She's a warm-hearted cat-loving Hell's Angel with the soul of a mighty warrior
Margie: sounds like Roses

Ann: He's an oversexed skateboarding romance novelist with a robot buddy named Sparky.
Ann: Why do the oversexed ones always have a robot named Sparky?

Margie: They fight crime!
SmarterChild: Crime? They fight crime? Why?

John: Ooooooooooh, What shall we do with an insolent Johnny? What shall we do with an insolent Johnny? What shall we do with an insolent Johnny? Throw him in the Corner!
Holly: with pie!
Ann: Strawberry pie!
John: Way hay, and up she rises! Way hay and... uh...
Holly: We should offer JF some pie
Holly: it would only be polite
Ann: JF, would you like some pie?
Ann: It's delicious
Ann: I made it myself
Omega: Oh, here we go.
Holly: *gives omega some pie*
Omega: No thanks.
Omega: ::mouth dissappears::
Ann: That's just creepy
JF: and wrong
Holly: *gives omega pie anyway, it is absorded by osmosis
Holly: *omega turns into a duck*
Ann: Bwah!
John: OMEGAduck!
Holly: a blue duck, in fact!

Umar: Ann, didn't I tell you not to feed Jasy this morning?
Ann: But I needed someone to eat my pie!
Jasy: It was good pie
Umar: *tsk tsk* This is the result...