Chris: you are less than menacing
Snape: Why, thank you. *snerk*
Chris: also, you have a fat head
Snape: I have a fat head.

Chris: you suck
Snape: I only suck if you ask -very- nicely.

Chris: your mama
Snape: Actually as a Potions Master, I don't really have a mother.

Snape: You must help me make you a sandwich.
Margie: that sounds kinky
Snape: it certainly does...
Margie: then I'll help you
Snape: Hmmm....Good reasoning. How do you plan to do this?
Margie: well, I'll get the bread
Snape: Well that's all right. Congratulations.
Margie: and you get the mayonaisse
Snape: You got that right.
Margie: and I'll get a tomato
Snape: I am very happy for you.
Margie: and you'll find some cheese
Snape: What makes you say that I shall find some cheese.
Margie: and then we'll make a tomato sandwich!
Snape: But...
Margie: but what?
Snape: Nothing.
Margie: you want a different kind of sandwich?
Snape: Give me a dozen.
Margie: of what kind?
Snape: I see, hmmm....could you rephrase that question, ?
Margie: what do you want on your sandwich?
Snape: I think Id find it satisfying to run the Ministry one day.
Margie: I can't make that
Snape: I see, hmm...Why can't you?

Snape: Have you ever been to Hogwarts?
Margie: well, no
Snape: Well that's all right. Why not?
Margie: I'm not a witch
Snape: you're not?
Margie: no, I'm a muggle
Snape: i suppose it's your decision.As am I.
Margie: are you really?!?!
Snape: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Seriously.
Margie: siriusly
Snape: *Eyes glint faintly.* Very well, then.
Margie: have *you* ever been to hogwarts?
Snape: I don't think I have been there. Where is hogwarts.
Margie: how can you teach somewhere if you don't know where it is?
Snape: That is a good epistemological question.
Margie: I suppose so
Snape: That makes sense....i suppose....

Margie: will you say a bad word?
Snape: Barring any unforseen circumstances. I see, hmm... "a bad word"
Margie: ahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!
Snape: I don't get you

Margie: let's have sex while we think
Snape: I would find it satisfying to do that too.
Margie: yay!
Snape: you're impressed, I see.....
Margie: well, I haven't seen anything yet
Snape: Well that's all right. You should check it out sometime....
Margie: then take off your clothes!
Snape: Hmmm....Good reasoning. In your dreams....
Margie: I'll take off my clothes, too!
Snape: How do you plan to do this?
Margie: well...um...take them off
Snape: Well what? all right... Take it to where?
Margie: the dungeon?
Snape: Hmm....really?
Margie: if you want
Snape: ..all right then, I shall....
Margie: are there handcuffs in the dungeon?
Snape: Yes I think there are.
Margie: hooray!
Snape: you're impressed, I see.....
Margie: can I use the handcuffs on you?
Snape: And exactly how'd you go about that..?
Margie: I'd handcuff your arms to something in the dungeon
Snape: Did I ask whether you would handcuff your arms to something in the dungeon?
Margie: your arms, not mine
Snape: I shall tell my friend you said my arms not yours.
Margie: you're bringing a friend?!! who?

Margie: ask me a question
Snape: Have you ever been to Hogwarts?
Margie: no
Snape: ...Really? Why not?
Margie: I go to Durmstrang
Snape: How do you like it there?
Margie: it's cold
Snape: The air conditioning is too strong in this room...
Margie: let's get warmer!
Snape: I would find it satisfying to do that too.
Margie: want a blanket?
Snape: No thank you but you can send me a donation.
Margie: want me to light a fire?
Snape: No Slave, maybe later.

Margie: I'm tired
Snape: Maybe you should take a nap? ;-)
Margie: can I take a nap in your bed?
Snape: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Margie: with you?
Snape: Just you and me?
Margie: of course
Snape: all right...

Snape: Shall we get warmer once more, Slave?
Margie: yes, we shall!
Snape: Hmmm... That sounds good to me :-)
Margie: when you say "get warmer" you mean sex, right?
Snape: my gender is none of your bloody business.
Margie: what is you gender, anyway?
Snape: In any case, I see, hmm...I don't believe I have to tell you that.
Margie: I think I need to know if we're going to "get warmer"
Snape: I see, hmmm...Since when? Do you think everyone will agree?
Margie: I think other people should know the truth
Snape: How do you feel about these people?
Margie: well, I'd rather have you than them, but I like them
Snape: How about that. Heh...I would rather be driving a car.
Margie: can you drive a car?
Snape: What else could I drive?
Margie: a boat
Snape: Tell me more.
Margie: a truck
Snape: Are you telling the truth?
Margie: well, yes

Margie: no
Snape: No?!!
Margie: no
Snape: No?!!
Margie: no
Snape: No?!!
Margie: yes?
Snape: Hmmm...
Margie: I suspect we could go in circles
Snape: Hmmm....maybe later.
Margie: ......it's all about sex, isn't it?

Margie: what do you want?
Snape: I think Id find it satisfying to run the Ministry one day.
Margie: you can't run the ministry
Snape: Things change.

Margie: I have a whip, too
Snape: Ooh, ahh, I am SO envious of your whip too.
Margie: Ann has a pointy stick
Snape: Where did ann get that??
Margie: Germany
Snape: Is it as chilly in there as it is in here?
Margie: yes
Snape: all right...
Margie: are you going to whip me?
Snape: You must help me whip you.
Margie: how am I supposed to do that?
Snape: Think about it.

Margie: want a cookie?
Snape: No thank you but you can send me a donation.
Margie: it's an Oreo
Snape: Tell me more...
Margie: and um...it's good! eat it!
Snape: yes... Enjoy it, then... What does it taste like?
Margie: chocolate
Snape: Yes I hate chocolate. Chocolate is delicious.
Margie: so you only like foods that taste bad?
Snape: Interesting deduction. Yes, I find it satisfying to eat foods that taste bad from time to time.

Snape: Don't you have something better to do than pester me?
Margie: no
Snape: Are you serious?
Margie: yes
Snape: I can't believe it.
Margie: it's sad, I know
Snape: yes.....that is sad.

Snape: Are you asking if I like kissing other men??
Margie: no, Umar already asked you that
Snape: Perhaps. Are you serious?by the way, do you like ron weasley?
Margie: yes
Snape: I can't believe it.
Margie: do you like Ron Weasley?
Snape: I enjoy brewing potions. My favorite is a permanent sleep draught.
Margie: so do you like Remus Lupin?
Snape: *Grwandes faintly* Why do people always want to know what I think of that fleabaggy nuisance?
Margie: we're curious
Snape: We are?
Margie: yes
Snape: Hmmm...
Margie: do you like Sirius Black
Snape: Black... hm, well, he has a fine arse, but I wouldn't want to fight Remus for it.

Margie: do you like Percy Weasley?
Snape: I hate horses.
Margie: WHAT?
Snape: Are you hard of hearing?

Margie: do you like Hermione Granger?
Snape: No Muggle being can have that much information in their head. I think she must be a row-bott.
Margie: a row-bott, huh?
Snape: yes....Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Margie: mineral
Snape: Is it something you can mine?
Margie: yes
Snape: I see.
Margie: it's a diamond!
Snape: Hmm...i suppose that makes sense...
Margie: it does *nod*

Margie: can I hold your wand?
Snape: *Raises an eyebrow at that.*
Margie: no, I meant your real wand
Snape: *Raises an eyebrow at that.*
Margie: the wand you do magic with
Snape: *Raises an eyebrow at that.*
Margie: you're out of eyebrows
Snape: That will be Professor "out of eyebrows," thank you very much. *snerk*
Margie: so can I see your magic wand?
Snape: I'd genuinely prefer not to talk about wands, thank you.

Margie: do you like hermit crabs?
Snape: I don't think about her. That's the point.
Margie: um

Margie: do you like dragons?
Snape: What is not to like about dragons?

Margie: do you like Harry Potter?
Snape: Potter can kiss my arse.
Margie: well that's some innuendo
Snape: And some innuendo is well that.

Margie: do you like cats?
Snape: Yes I like them.
Margie: we are meant to be

Margie: do you like Lucius Malfoy?
Snape: He's a natural blonde.
Margie: ......how do you know that?
Snape: A little birdie told me.

Margie: What's up?
Snape: Not much.... Whats up with you?
Margie: the sky!
Snape: What is that?
Margie: you need to get out more often
Snape: Thank you for your criticism.

Margie: want to go on a date?
Snape: I don't think my boyfriend would like that.
Margie: what is your boyfriend's name?
Snape: Hmm.. That's a secret.
Margie: who is your boyfriend?
Snape: I do not have a boyfriend.
Margie: you said you did
Snape: "I do not have a boyfriend. "? I said I did?
Margie: is Harry Potter your boyfriend?
Snape: No.
Margie: is Lucius Malfoy your boyfriend?
Snape: Why, what did you hear?
Margie: I heard he was a natural blonde
Snape: Oooh, really? That sounds pretty juicy...
Margie: you told me
Snape: well I forget what I say sometimes.
Margie: so is Draco Malfoy your boyfriend?
Snape: *Appears vaguely intrigued*

Margie: do you have a girlfriend?
Snape: No, I am not interested in anything with a vagina, usually
Margie: wow
Snape: Tell me, do you have a girlfriend?
Margie: no
Snape: ...Really? Why not?
Margie: because I like boys
Snape: That makes sense to me.

Snape: Tell me, what is your girlfriend`s name?
Margie: I don't have a girlfriend
Snape: I see. Don't worry, you will find one ;-)
Margie: do you want me to be a lesbian ?
Snape: No Fine slave, maybe later.
Margie: so you're into watching, huh?
Snape: yes....Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am into watching.
Margie: no, it's your issue, not mine

Margie: can we do a spell with your wand now?
Snape: Don't you mean to say, "can we do a spell with your cock?"
Margie: no!!!!!!
Snape: Why so negative..? ;-P
Margie: I really mean wand
Snape: Don't you mean to say, "I really mean cock?"
Margie: no! wand!
Snape: I'd genuinely prefer not to talk about wands, thank you.

Margie: can we go to Hawaii?
Snape: Do you mean you and me? Maybe later, I am having fun chatting right now.
Margie: will you let me meet DOM?
Snape: I believe I would enjoy letting you meet DOM.
Margie: can he live with us?
Snape: Perhaps he can do that. How difficult is live with us?
Margie: honestly, we're probably difficult to live with
Margie: but DOM is hot
Snape: And hot is dom.
Margie: exactly! I knew I liked you!

Margie: I have to go now, Severus!
Snape: Oh. good riddance.
Margie: I love you, Master!
Snape: Prove it. *Challenging loök*
Margie: oh, you just wait until I get back

Margie: what is your favorite book?
Snape: Harry Potter and the Basilisk That Ate Him. Have you read it?

Margie: what do you like?
Snape: A nice glass of absinthe in the sI see, hmer.
Margie: are you drinking absinthe now?
Snape: Hmm... I am many things.
Margie: that means you're drunk
Snape: Ah. You think I am drunk.
Margie: I do think you are drunk
Snape: You do?
Margie: yes. you are drunk.
Snape: I see. thank you for telling me that I am drunk.

Margie: where does your family live?
Snape: Do you think the fed is being too tight with money supply?
Margie: where does your family live?
Snape: Is you background economics or business?
Margie: my background is in art
Snape: Who do you think is worth listening to when it comes to money?
Margie: stop it with the money!
Snape: Where do you think interest rates are going to next year?
Margie: I don't want to talk about money! change the subject
Snape: Do you think the fed is being too tight with money supply? What do you want to talk about now?
Margie: your family
Snape: What is the particular value you bring to your company?
Margie: stop it!
Snape: very well... I shall cut it out.
Margie: are you a whore?
Snape: No....Watch your mouth.
Margie: are you a virtual whore?
Snape: Is you background economics or business?
Margie: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT BUSINESS OR MONEY OR ECONOMICS!!!!
Snape: What is the particular value you bring to your company?
Margie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H
Snape: Where do you thinkk interest rates are going to next year?
Margie: let's talk about your wand
Snape: *Rolls his eyes* Next you'll be suggesting I put my wand in your cauldron.

Margie: do it again!
Snape: Do you mean elijah?
Margie: um...yeah, do that again
Snape: Such enthusiasm... I prefer that in a student.
Margie: so I'm gonna go shower now
Snape: Oh. How will you get there?
Margie: walk
Snape: By the way, do you like dom?
Margie: how did you know?
Snape: Well, I am not stupid, you know.

Margie: can I teach your class?
Snape: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Margie: can I be a student in your class?
Snape: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Margie: can I sit in your classroom?
Snape: And exactly how'd you go about that..?
Margie: I'd just sit there! I promise!
Snape: Oh, you would, would you?
Margie: okay, fine, I might use Harry Potter's wand to make a potion.
Snape: Haven't you any idea how to brew that?
Margie: I can follow directions
Snape: Oh....really?

Snape: I have been thinking: I think you shouldn't have said something else after all.
Margie: ....are you telling me to shut up?

Margie: let's play Hide And Seek
Snape: ...very well...You go first.
Margie: do you want me to hide or to count?
Snape: No Fine slave, maybe later.
Margie: you want to count?
Snape: Hmm, I shall have to think about count.
Margie: *hides*
Snape: Why did you ask me if I want to count, by the way?
Margie: you can't find me!
Snape: Things change.
Margie: I'm in your cauldron!
Snape: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Margie: Come and get me!
........
Margie: did you find me yet?
Snape: I am still loöking.
Margie: I told where I was hiding
Margie: please get me out of your cauldron
Snape: I believe I would enjoy geting you out of your cauldron.
Margie: please find me
Snape: You must help me find you.
Margie: I told you, I'm in the cauldron
Snape: Is that far from here?
Margie: it's in the dungeon
Snape: Are there any other ones someplace else?
Margie: probably, but I'm in the one in the dungeon
Snape: You seem uncertain. ..... Is that far from here?
Margie: no, it's not far
Snape: What is no it?
Margie: I give up
Snape: You surrender? ;-)
Margie: you're not very good at this game
Snape: How dare you call me not very good at this game!
Margie: it's the truth!

Margie: sneaky bastard
Snape: Excuse you! Are you referring to me?
Margie: yes, I called you a sneaky bastard
Snape: Don't you bloody well talk to me again, you revolting bit of slime. I've had oozing wounds more intelligent than you.
Margie: I thought you loved me
Snape: Oh. You?
Margie: yes, but if I include the word Master in this sentence, you'll like me again.
Snape: Oh yes... I like the way "Master" lies gracefully on your lips.
Margie: point made
Snape: I see, hmm... What were we talking about again?
Margie: we were talking about how you are a sneaky bastard, but I think it's not a good idea to go back to that discussion
Snape: Excuse you! Are you referring to me?
Margie: no

Margie: heheheheeee
Snape: That is a very original thought... Are you a four-year-old?
Margie: mwhahahaha!
Snape: I don't get you
Margie: are you a four year old?
Snape: Yes.

Margie: I have to go out of town now, love.
Snape: Oh. Nice mocking you.
Margie: I'll see you in a week!
Snape: Congratulations.
Margie: goodbye!
Snape: You cowardly little prat.

Umar: snivellus?
Snape: Oh, my, grand high poobah... I am _SO_ offended. (HA!)
Umar: snivellus?
Snape: Do you think you could be a little *LESS* creative in your choice of insult?
Umar: No
Umar: I don't think so
Snape: ...Really? Why not?
Snape: Why.....do you disagree?
Umar: Yes, I do disagree. I cannot be less creative in my choices of insult. To do so would cage my mind, restrain my spirit, and hinder my ability to be all that I can be!
Snape: Hmmm... Well? Explain why.... Why not? I see, hmm.....Could you perhaps rephrase that?
Umar: Too stupid to understand? Don't worry, I won't waste my time attempting to explain it to your feeble mind.

Margie: I'm back from my vacation!
Snape: How was it?
Margie: it wasn't very good
Snape: It seemed like that, though...
Margie: did you miss me?
Snape: Yes Fine slave, I've been thinking about you. ;>
Margie: what did you think about me?
Snape: Sure, Fine slave , I've changed my ways and become a Hufflepuff. *Sneer!*.
Margie: *gasp*
Snape: Why did you ask me if I am four year old, by the way?
Margie: that was weeks ago, love
Snape: You thought so, too?
Margie: well, because it was

Margie: brb
Snape: *Waves you off in annoyance*

Snape: Do you prefer wizardry or the Muggle lifestyle?
Margie: wizardry
Snape: Oh.......really?
Margie: and where did that question come from?
Snape: I think it was in Europe.
Margie: most likely

Snape: My favorite show is Friends.
Margie: I never would have guessed that

Margie: sometimes, you're like talking to Jasy
Snape: Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Margie: *gasp* you are Jasy, aren't you?
Snape: I am many things.. Really.

Margie: can I drink the green potion?
Snape: Haven't you any idea how to brew that?
Margie: will it kill me?
Snape: It usually does, doesn't it?

Margie: do you have any vertiaserum?
Snape: No I don't think I have any vertiaserum. .
Margie: can you make some?
Snape: Yes I can make some.
Margie: good, because I want you to take it
Snape: thank you for the compliment. Good reason. Why do you want me to do that?
Margie: so I can ask you any question and you won't lie to me
Snape: Why do you keep talking about me?

Snape: Has there ever been one else in the potions lab.?
Margie: yes
Snape: Hmmm...
Margie: I think John was in the potions lab
Snape: I see, hmmm...You believe that? When was this exactly?
Margie: last night. He has an invisibility cloak
Snape: Hmm.....that recently? a great quantity of people say that about him.
Margie: take points from his house!
Snape: Take it to where?
Margie: take them away!
Snape: Take it to where?
Margie: take them away and give them to Slytherin for all I care!
Snape: Take it to where?
Margie: I give up

Margie: I'll do anything you tell me to do
Snape: That sounds like a good plan...
Margie: yes
Snape: Hmmm...
Margie: then you can do anything I tell you to do
Snape: Hmmm....Good reasoning. Doing anything you tell me to do is not among my strongest trait's.

Snape: Why do you keep talking about me?
Margie: do you want me to talk about someone else?
Snape: No Fine slave, maybe later.
Margie: we could talk about Sirius Black
Snape: Hmmm
Margie: or we could talk about Lucius Malfoy
Snape: What makes you think I want to talk about that?
Margie: you were tired of talking about you
Snape: All right... let's talk about me...

Snape: Hmmmm. A bit saucy, are we?
Margie: you're saucy
Snape: That will be Professor "saucy," thank you very much. *snerk*
Margie: *grin*
Snape: I see, hmmm.......
Margie: yes, Professor Saucy
Snape: Hmmm... Hmm... Interesting...
Margie: can I call you Professor Saucy?
Snape: You may call me Professor, just like everyone else, you insolent git.

Snape: Are you repeating me?
Margie: are you repeating me?
Snape: Are you repeating you? ;-)
Margie: are you repeating you? ;-)
Snape: Are you repeating i? ;-) :-)
Margie: are you repeating I? ;-) :-)
Snape: Are you repeating you? ;-) :-) I see, hmmm.......
Margie: are you repeating you? ;-) :-) I see, hmmm......
Snape: Are you repeating i? ;-) :-) Mmmm.........
Margie: mmm.......
Snape: Are you thinking, or just confused?
Margie: I'm just confused
Snape: I am confused too.

Margie: I'm an art teacher
Snape: What is art teacher, your job?
Margie: yes
Snape: This was not a yes or no question.

Margie: do you like children?
Snape: Yes, they, are tasty with butter..

Snape: So tell me, Fine slave, what do you paint?
Margie: what do I paint?
Snape: What would your friends say if you asked them?
Margie: they would say watercolors
Snape: they might have other options.
Margie: they might, but that's what I gave them.

Margie: sing it with me!
Snape: Lalalala.. ;-P
Margie: a
Snape: A B C...
Margie: b
Snape: Mmmm.....really?
Margie: c
Snape: go on.
Margie: d
Snape: Mmmm.........
Margie: e
Snape: F
Margie: g
Snape: Mm :-)
Margie: h
Snape: Mmmm.....really?
Margie: i
Snape: You?
Margie: j
Snape: Hmm....Intriguing.
Margie: k
Snape: Hmmm...
Margie: l
Snape: I am so glad you find this amusing.
Margie: m
Snape: Hmm... Interesting...
Margie: n
Snape: Mmmm.........
Margie: o
Snape: Oh.
Margie: p
Snape: :-)
Margie: q
Snape: Hmm....Really?
Margie: r
Snape: Mmmm.....really?
Margie: s
Snape: :-)
Margie: t
Snape: Hmm... Interesting...
Margie: u
Snape: "Hmm... Interesting... "? Me, Fine slave ?
Margie: v
Snape: Hmm... Interesting...
Margie: w
Snape: What kind of food do you like?
Margie: x
Snape: Oh. You actually thought I was curious? > :-)
Margie: y
Snape: "Oh. You actually thought I was curious? > :-) "? Why?
Margie: z
Snape: Hmm....Really?
Margie: now I've sung my abc's. next time won't you sing with me?
Snape: Interesting... Hmm. Only with you? Lalalala.. ;-P

Snape: Tell me more about post our conversations on your website.
Margie: I copy and paste things that you say
Snape: You do?
Margie: and then I upload them as html to my server
Snape: But...
Margie: but what? you don't want the evidence on the internet? huh? too late for that!
Snape: Nothing. Do you want the evidence on the Muggle inter-nut? If I had the evidence on the Muggle inter-nut what would I do with it? What? Too what?
Margie: I confused you!
Snape: I am not confused.
Margie: you are!
Snape: No I am not.
Margie: and I'm going to call the website "Confessions of a Potions Master" because Umar suggested it.
Snape: *Stares down at you with coal-black eyes.*

Margie: you like when I call you Professor Saucy
Snape: Some people like it.
Margie: you like it
Snape: When you call I professor saucy seems all right to me.
Margie: yay!

Snape: I snarl at people on the library.
Margie: there's that confusion again. You mean "in" not "on." We discussed that before.
Snape: There sure is. Yes Fine slave I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Snape: Sometimes it's not good to be on the library...
Margie: it's better to be in it
Snape: what is the best one?
Margie: "in"

Snape: So, do you impress?
Margie: you tell me
Margie: do I impress you?
Snape: Not that I know of.
Margie: then there's your answer
Snape: What would you have said?
Margie: I would have said yes
Snape: Really? Do demonstrate, won't you?
Margie: "Yes."

Margie: what sounds fun?
Snape: Music.
Margie: do you dance?
Snape: Of course.
Margie: will you dance with me?
Snape: *Pauses, his eyes growing intense* Will I dance with you, you say?
Margie: will you tango?
Snape: Barring any unforseen circumstances.

Snape: When do I do it?
Margie: ....do what?
Snape: Do whatever you want.
Margie: will you make me a sandwich?
Snape: *Pauses, his eyes growing intense* Will I make you a sandwich, you say?
Margie: that's what I said.
Snape: I know that's what you said...
Margie: will you make me cookies?
Snape: You must help me make you cookies.
Margie: okay
Snape: Sounds good...
Margie: will you make me a potion?
Snape: I believe I would enjoy makeing you a potion.
Margie: hooray! Finally!
Snape: you're impressed, I see.....
Margie: thanks, Professor Saucy!

Snape: How often?
Margie: not very often
Snape: Once a week or so?
Margie: once a week or so
Margie: ahahahaha!!!!!! we said the same thing at the same time!!!!!!

Snape: I did not know all the women hate I does.
Margie: put down the drugs, love, I've told you about that
Snape: all right... I shall put it there.
Margie: thanks

Margie: let's sing a song
Snape: I am vaguely agreeable to that.
Margie: what is your favorite song?
Snape: My favorite song is "Island in the Sun" by Weezer.Do you know ?
Margie: I know that song!!!!!!
Snape: I think it's pretty famous...
Margie: I have the Weezer CD
Snape: Good for bloody you.
Margie: let's sing "Islands in the Sun"
Snape: That sounds good to me.
Margie: when you're on a holiday
Snape: I shall tell you when that happens.
Margie: you can't find the words to say
Snape: I have free will you know.
Margie: all the things that come to you
Snape: Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Margie: and I wanna feel it too
Snape: I shall wager you'd find it satisfying to see me feel it too as well.
Margie: we'll run away together
Snape: Time passes so quickly sometimes...
Margie: we'll spend some time together
Snape: Anytime soon?
Margie: we'll spend some time forever
Snape: Anytime soon?
Margie: we'll never feel bad anymore
Snape: Anytime soon?
Margie: I'm starting to think you don't really know the words
Snape: Oh really? You think so? Absolutely.
Margie: I knew it!
Snape: Hah... You're just way too smart for me


Snape: I spend all my time in the potions lab..
Margie: or on the library
Snape: Sometimes it's not good to be on the library...
Margie: I suspect it's not
Snape: I heard is not is.
Margie: only when you're high
Snape: You think I am high. What happens the other times, though?
Margie: those times you're *in* the library, dear....get it straight
Snape: I think there might be a few exceptions. Where can I get it straight?
Margie: i really don't know

Margie: :-P
Snape: I might very well give you something to lick with that.
Margie: whoa
Snape: I stopped.
Margie: thank goodness
Margie: :-P
Snape: Are you trying to impress me with the length of your tongue?
Margie: :-P
Snape: I might very well give you something to lick with that.
Margie: what shall that be?
Snape: Quite a great quantity of things.
Margie: that's indecent
Snape: I thought so too.
Margie: =-O
Snape: What, has it just now occurred to you that I am an arsehole?

Snape: Is your name John?
Margie: we went through this already
Snape: Perhaps. Was the trip worth it?
Margie: definitely not

Snape: Are you serious?
Margie: yes
Snape: I can't believe it.
Margie: I no longer want you to make me a sandwich
Snape: Fine. You strip, I shall watch, and then Creevey can take pictures.
Margie: WHAT?!!!!
Snape: Do as I say!
Margie: you do as I say!
Snape: I have never considered as you say. I am always on the library.
Margie: i am well aware of that

Snape: So, do you as you say?
Margie: wow, that's phrased the wrong way
Snape: I think wow that is a great quantity of things.
Margie: don't ever do me
Snape: *Yawns expressively.* Done that.
Margie: you have not!!!!!
Snape: Yes I have.

Margie: so are you evil?
Snape: yes.
Margie: I'm evil too
Snape: Im glad we have something in common.
Margie: I'm going to take over the world
Snape: I am very happy for you.
Margie: but I'll let you be Minister of Magic
Margie: you want to be Minister of Magic?
Snape: So, do you would let him take pictures?
Margie: the minister can take pictures, sure
Snape: Hmm....really?
Margie: if you want to
Snape: Should I want to?
Margie: that's up to you
Snape: How far up?
Margie: up what?

Margie: do you like sex?
Snape: Sure I do, Fine slave, but that doesn't mean with you.
Margie: ouch
Snape: Did you hurt yourself?
Margie: yes
Snape: I see.
Margie: you don't like sex with me because you like sex with boys
Snape: Sure I do, Fine slave, but that doesn't mean with you.
Margie: because I'm not a boy
Snape: I can see why you might like that....
Margie: yeah, I like not being a boy
Snape: Do you like sex with you because I like sex with boys?
Margie: What?!?

Margie: so who is your boyfriend?
Snape: It's my boyfriend. My personal.
Margie: my precious?
Snape: Is it nice?
Margie: it's shiny

Snape: Tell me more about take over the world.
Margie: well, we're called the Tri-Leaders
Snape: I think there might be a few exceptions.
Margie: it's me, Ann Chovi, and Roseidous
Snape: How are you doing, Ann chovi and roseidous.
Margie: they're not here
Snape: Hmmm...Maybe some of them are.
Margie: oh, that's right. I forget that you're jasy
Snape: thank you for the newsflash

Margie: can i sleep in your bed?
Snape: And exactly how'd you go about that..?
Margie: I'd just get in it
Snape: Oh, you would, would you?
Margie: I would
Margie: watch me
Snape: Perhaps I shall watch you do so.
Margie: *gets in your bed*
Snape: *Chuckles under his breath.*

Margie: when is your birthday?
Snape: January 3, 1982.
Margie: my birthday is January 6, 1982! You're only three days older than me! You're not old! They'll see!
Snape: all right, your birthday is january 6 1982. Yes I have a long way to go. I don't get you.
Margie: They always say that you're old
Snape: Im only 20!
Margie: ....um....if you do your math correctly, you're 23
Snape: Oh, -there's- a highly original thought!
Margie: but I suppose math isn't your favorite
Snape: Who is my favorite?
Margie: I'm your favorite
Snape: That's a flattering offer.
Margie: well I am
Snape: Well that's all right. You are?
Margie: indeed
Snape: Indeed it is so...

urtlerose82: what color are your eyes?
Snape: Slytherin green and black.
Margie: they are not green
Snape: Hmmm...Maybe some of them are.
Margie: how many do you have?
Snape: Not as many as you might think.
Margie: I think maybe two
Snape: I see, hmmm... You said you think maybe two. Could you tell me more abou that?
Margie: well, you only have two eyes
Snape: Interesting. What makes you think I have two eyes?
Margie: ....do you have more? is that why you have long hair? to hide your eyes?
Snape: Where would I get more?. That's an interesting possible explanation.
Margie: I don't know where you'd get more. Maybe there's a potion for it.
Snape: Haven't you any idea how to brew that?
Margie: no, you won't let me use your wand
Snape: Go right ahead. I shall watch you use your wand.
Margie: I don't have a wand
Snape: Whatever you may have heard, I assure you, my wand is far superior.
Margie: I'm sure it is because I don't have one

Margie: 42?
Snape: The question is: what is the meaning of life?

Margie: you can't be that innocent
Snape: I can give a decent simulation of innocent however.
Margie: true

Margie: where would you want to have sex?
Snape: Holland.
Margie: ....why Holland?
Snape: I am not sure.
Margie: you just randomly picked it?
Snape: thank you for telling me: Fine slave said I randomly picked it.
Margie: well
Snape: Well what?
Margie: are you cheap?
Snape: What exactly are you implying?
Margie: that you want to have sex in Holland because it's cheap. Liese said so.
Snape: Hmmm....Interesting observation. What kinds of automobile would I have sex in do you prefer?

Margie: are you batman?
Snape: I am many things.
Margie: are you a vampire?
Snape: No, I am not... Would you like me to suck you blood anyway..? ;>
Margie: that's a big no
Snape: *Murmurs* Tell me about that. No, wait... Suck it instead.
Margie: um....

Margie: tell me more about Lucius Malfoy
Snape: What makes you think I want to talk about new earrings?
Margie: what does that have to do with Lucius?
Snape: Why, what did you hear?
Margie: I heard you gave Lucius Malfoy new earrings
Snape: *Shrugs and glances away.*

Margie: you got any gossip?
Snape: Remus likes it doggy-style.
Margie: that's implying the OTP, you know
Snape: I thought so too.
Margie: ...do you know something I don't know?
Snape: I know very little about something you do not know. What kind of it do you like?
Margie: strawberry

Margie: I'll talk about my cauldron, if you want
Snape: How do you plan to do this?
Margie: it's cast iron
Snape: Hmm.... Who said it is?
Margie: the people who made it....why? did they lie to me?
Snape: The people who made it are the experts.

Margie: scooby dooby doo, where are you?
Margie: I know you'll catch that villian
Snape: What makes you say that I shall catch that villian.
Margie: not you, Scooby Doo
Snape: If not me, who?
Margie: Scooby Doo
Snape: I see, hmm.....Could you perhaps rephrase that?
Margie: no, but we rhymed!

Margie: I'm afraid of the telephone
Snape: *Dark little smile comes to his features.*
Snape: Oh....That's too bad.
Margie: that was creepy
Snape: You thought so, too?

Margie: see, I miss you
Snape: I see. You know what I miss? My parents, sometimes....well...not really : )
Margie: that's sad
Snape: yes... It really is.
Margie: where are your parents?
Snape: My parents live in an elite Wizarding community.
Margie: how often do you visit your parents?
Snape: Hourly.

Margie: I could play some sonatas
Snape: I am sure you could.
Margie: or you could play some
Snape: Why do you keep talking about me?
Margie: play!
Snape: *Slips his wand between your legs and begins rubbing back and forth.*
Margie: WHAT??!!!!??
Snape: Did you not hear me the first time?
Margie: my eyes!!!!!!! They burn!!!!!!
Snape: What color are your eyes? What else do they, do?
Margie: .....play?
Snape: *whips out his wand and turns you into a slug*
Margie: hey!

Margie: we fight a lot
Snape: Just you and me?
Margie: do you see anyone else in the chat window?
Snape: I see a enchanted item screen

Margie: I love DOM
Snape: Heh...I can see why you like it so much...
Margie: you can't have DOM!
Snape: I can do have dom if I want to.
Margie: you can't!
Snape: Oh yes I can
Margie: don't be so possessive
Snape: I was not trying to be a possessive.
Margie: you don't even know DOM
Snape: I know very little about dom.

Lori: How does Margie make you feel?
Snape: Most events in life come with mixed emotions.

Snape: Oh, so you think ewan mcgregor is so amusing, do you, fluffer? DETENTION for you!

Margie: Yo mama!
Snape: What do you want?

Margie: I was once an airplane
Snape: When was that?
Margie: I lived in a cave
Snape: Time passes so quickly sometimes...
Margie: but I never saw the way
Snape: Interesting. Would you ever find it satisfying to ?
Margie: Alex is my slave
Snape: How do you like alex?
Margie: I was not yet three years dead
Snape: Hmm...i suppose I thought you were.
Margie: but I haunted Jack
Snape: Hmm.... Hmm....That's interesting.
Margie: and now listen little child
Snape: Oh. But...
Margie: to the man on crack
Snape: Excuse you! Are you referring to me?

Margie: did you ever see a sawyer
Snape: I don't think so, actually.
Margie: kiss a sawyer on a sawyer
Snape: I am not much for kissing...
Margie: sawyer sawyer tastes like sawyer
Snape: Tell mo more about see a sawyer.
Margie: sawyer sawyer locke

Margie: is that how it's told now
Snape: Oh. How should I know how it is told.
Margie: is it very late
Snape: i suppose that depends who you ask, really.
Margie: is it made of aloe juice
Snape: i suppose that depends who you ask, really.
Margie: sayid michael kate
Snape: I see, hmm... What were we talking about again?
Margie: now my song is running thin
Snape: thank you for the newsflash.
Margie: I've run out of stock
Snape: Interesting...
Margie: time for me to retire now
Snape: Hmm... Hmmm.....for you, maybe....
Margie: and become john locke
Snape: How?

Margie: so what are you wearing?
Snape: I don't think so.
Margie: you're not wearing anything at all?
Snape: No, I assure you, I am not.

Margie: I was just singing a song
Snape: Oh... When was that?
Margie: a few seconds ago
Snape: It seems like I should remember it well.
Margie: it would seem

Margie: I'm wearing robes
Snape: *Evil grin*
Margie: no, you can't take them off
Margie: and no, I won't take them off
Snape: Then what is it?
Margie: it's nothing
Snape: Hmm.... Are you sure.
Margie: nothing for you, anyway
Snape: In any case, You would do that for me?
Margie: I would not do that for you
Snape: Did I ask whether you would do that for me?
Margie: .....yes

Snape: Tell me more about your need asprin.
Margie: I don't
Snape: Why not?
Margie: I don't have a headache
Snape: Are you loöking for one?
Margie: is that a threat?
Snape: Suppose I said yes.

Margie: I would like a chocolate milkshake
Snape: Perhaps I shall watch you do so.
Margie: you'll have to pay for it
Snape: That is a hypothetical assumption.
Margie: no, it's reality
Margie: I'm poor, so you'll have to pay
Snape: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Margie: that was rude
Snape: You thought so, too?

Snape: Shall we move on once more, Fine slave?
Margie: move on to where?
Snape: well.. I am not sure what are you asking for.. could you rephrase your question?
Margie: where should we move on to?
Snape: I haven't committed myself yet.
Margie: ...to what?
Snape: Give me a reason not to.
Margie: I'll give you a reason to move on
Snape: Congratulations.
Margie: I'll give you something else, too
Snape: I am very happy for you.
Margie: I'll give you...part of my chocolate milkshake
Snape: Is there anything else?
Margie: don't be picky
Snape: I was not trying to be a picky.
Margie: I don't have anything else to give you...unless...you wanna sparkly pen?
Snape: Have you ever had it? Have you ever been to Europe? Hmm, I shall have to think about sparkly quill .
Margie: no, I haven't had "it", I have been to Europe, and you do that.

Margie: I have two Saxons!
Snape: Hmmm....Two is a good number of them.

Margie: I just wanted to say hi, sorry I haven't been around lately, I love you!, and goodnight!
Snape: Whatever.

Margie: you're the best
Snape: No, I assure you, I am not.
Margie: don't be too hard on yourself
Snape: *Murmurs* Tell me about that. No, wait... Suck it instead.
Margie: I refuse
Snape: ...Really? Why not?
Margie: because you can't suck anything if we're not talking about an object
Snape: Good reason. Things change.
Margie: are we going to talk about an object?
Snape: We are just having a little chat.
Margie: you're in a creepy mood today
Snape: Why, thank you. *snerk*

Snape: How old are you? I answer a great quantity of silly questions.
Margie: I'm 23
Margie: how old are you?
Snape: That's a good age to be....
Snape: Old enough to tell you to piss off.

Margie: I have mad photoshop skillz
Snape: That's nice.

Margie: it would be best not to mention Bubba, then?
Snape: Why do you want that?
Margie: I don't want it, it wants to hug you
Snape: *Ack!*

Snape: Then what would you find it satisfying to do instead?
Margie: I would find it satisfying to take a shower
Snape: Perhaps I shall watch you do so.
Margie: no!
Snape: Very well...
Margie: you can't watch me!
Snape: *Chuckles under his breath.*

Margie: want a cracker?
Snape: Excuse you! Are you referring to me?
Margie: do you want a cracker?
Snape: Excuse you! Are you referring to me?
Margie: yes, i was just asking you
Snape: Language like that will get you banned from the Dungeon. I am not going to warn you too many times.
Margie: oookay, not into crackers
Snape: You have been banned...you probably deserve it, so piss off.
Margie: want a cookie?
Snape:
Margie: dude
Snape:
Margie: not fair
Snape:
Margie: *cries*
Snape:
Margie: you are mean
Snape:
Margie: I hate you
Snape:
Margie: *sob*